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Submitted by: Atif (atifgenious@gmail.com) on March 21, 2008 Rating: 3.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Mr, Elahi had Tree sons named Rehmat-e-Elahi, Barkat-e-Elahi, Mehboob-e-Elahi, When his $trh son was boen his wife decided 2 name him Bas-kar-de-Elahi. Submitted by: Atif (atifgenious@gmail.com) on March 21, 2008 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sms di udeek la rakhi he, Nazar mobile te tika rakhi he, Par sms aavyga kittho, Yaari Kanjusan naal jo la rakhi he Submitted by: Kalim Mirza (0333-5494194) (kalim_mrz@yahoo.com) on March 20, 2008 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Bath room songs: Loose motion: Ruk ruk ruk arey baba ruk. Qabaz: 1 bar aja aja aja aja aja aja. Gas trouble: Hawa hawa aey hawa khushboo luta de. Submitted by: muhammad Zubair Bhatti 03337245649 (MuhammadZubair_bhatti20001@yahoo.com) on March 20, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor AAJ ROTHA HOWA IK DOST BOHAT YAAD AYEA, ACHA GHUZRA HOWA KUCH WAQAT BOHAT YAAD AYEA, JO MARAY DARD KO SEENAY MAIN CHUPA LETA THA, AAJ JAB DARD HOWA TO BOHAT YAAD AYEA. ""uk"" Submitted by: nanik ram (03342525225) on March 19, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Mere marney key baad mere doston Yu aansu na bahanaa Agar meri yaad aaye to Seedhey upar chale aa Submitted by: HASSAN+92-3446360530 (Deepdreamz_love@yahoo.com) on March 19, 2008 Rating: 1.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Hun me shreef ho gaya ha, ikk sohni kudi de kareeb ho gaya ha, ohde kol mere dil di chaabi aa, oh meri aankhri girl friend te tuhaadi 45 V bhabi ha. Submitted by: HASSAN+92-3446360530 (Deepdreamz_love@yahoo.com) on March 19, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Laziness is our biggest enemy ( Allama iqbal) We should learn to love our enemies ( Quaid-e-Azam) “ Dasso hun mamay di maniye ya chachay di “ Submitted by: sonoo(0300-66,87,707) (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on March 19, 2008 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teri pyaari surat pe dil haru, Teri har jarorat pe jaan varun, Jab bhi sochon teri harkatoon ke bare mein, Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun... Submitted by: FAISAL03468855606 (munnabhai.bems@yahoo.com) on March 19, 2008 Rating: 4.75 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor • Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? Student: Father-in-Law! Submitted by: HASSAN+92-3446360530 (Deepdreamz_love@yahoo.com) on March 19, 2008 Rating: 2.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sine me dil, dil me dard, dard me yaqin, yaqin me khyal, khyal me khwab, khwab me tasveer, tasveer me sirf aap, itna DARAWNA KHWAB... baap re baap... Submitted by: waqee 03216668262 (waqeeullah@hotmail.com) on March 19, 2008 Rating: 3.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Dr. to old man baba ji aap ki neechay ki donon golian nikalni paraninge" Old man: Nilal do beta, jab bandook hi nahi rahi tu goliyon kis kaam ki" Submitted by: waqee 03216668262 (waqeeullah@hotmail.com) on March 19, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Dr. Aap pagal kysy howe Pagal: Khuch waqt pehly main ny aik bewa say shadi ki aur us ki jawan beti ny mere baap say shadi ki yun woh meri maa ban gye un ke gher beti howe jo rishty main meri behan howe kiyon k main us ke baap ka beta tha Submitted by: Muhammad Shahaid (03457737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on March 19, 2008 Rating: 2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi shahaid......... Submitted by: Muhammad Shahaid (03457737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on March 19, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai. Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55 56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109

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