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Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (sms-creative) on December 14, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Khan sahib Aqalmand or bewaquf men kiya farq hy??? Pathan: oye such poocho tu aqalmand hamesha pareshan hoty hen or bewaquf hamesha la parwah hoty hen, man: oh tu isi liye ap ko koi parwah hi nahi........ Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (sms-creative) on December 14, 2008 Rating: 1.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Girl: men tum sy ek condiotion men dosti karoongi, Boy: nothin' is impossible for me batao, Girl: men apko 20 chinese logon k name deti hoo, mujhy sirf itna batao ke male name kahan hy and female name kahan hy......??? Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (sms-creative) on December 14, 2008 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor boy: men tumahary liye apna sab kuch chor sakta hoo, Education, parents, business, friends, country, tum kiya kar sakti ho mere liye??? Girl: just previous boyfriend chor sakti hoo................. < Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (sms-creative) on December 14, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Fahad: Aj mujhy ek ladki bahut hi muhabbat wali nazron sy dekh rahi thi,jaisy mujhy pehly sy janti ho, Sa'd: Kaash ke tujhy usi waqt pata chalta ke becahari nabeena thi............ Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (sms-creative) on December 14, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Girl: mujhy Hammad sy Muhabbat hy magar daddy se darti hoo, Hammad: ary fikr na karo men ap ke sy keh diya "Ap ki daughter meri sister hy fikr na karo" Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (sms-creative) on December 14, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor once a girl was looking three guys who were getting in a car, three of 'em start shoutin' boy 1:"Yar ye tu mujhy dekh rahi hy" boy 2:"ary nahi yar mujhy dekh rahi hy" boy 3: "chalo usi sy puchty hen" Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 14, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pehli dafa insan jb dalta hy to nervous hota hy Ahista se dalo to phisal k pura andr chala jata hy, phir ajib-o-gharib awazein aane lagti hein Lekin tum bilkul na ghabrana, confidence se daley rehna or us waqt tk na nikalna jb tk apki Money na Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 14, 2008 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Y Luv maRRiaGe iS beTTer tHn aRRangEd ? . . . . . Bcz "A Kn0wN DeviL iS bEttEr tHn aN UnKnoWn gHost'' ;-) Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (sms-creative) on December 13, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ek pathan apny hi area men punjabi sy har geya pucho kaisy???? kiyon ke pathan ny challange kiya agar men har jaon tu sary voters ko 20 20 hazar donga.... Haroon....... Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (sms-creative) on December 13, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Duniya ke 7 badtareen Aafaton ke naam 1:Earthquake 2:Hurricane 3:Volcano 4:Landslide 5:Cyclone 6:Pathan 7:Sardar !!! ;-) Submitted by: Aftab khan(xxxxxxx0097) (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on December 13, 2008 Rating: 4.25 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai” Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana: Submitted by: Aftab khan(xxxxxxx0097) (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on December 13, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Best Message Of The Year: Women Live A Better, Longer & Peaceful Life.. !! Why? Very Simple&&&.. A Woman Does Not Have A Wife Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 13, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Wo maangti thi main deta na tha Jawab uss k sawalon ka Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya Haath se phool gulab ka Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo Deedar mere husne shabab ka Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata ha!!! Kaano mein ik ik lafz j Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 13, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Gents toilet me likha tha "Aap ka Mustaqbil aap k Haathoon me ha" Ladies toilet me likha tha "Apney Mustaqbil me Ungliyian na marain Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55 56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  193  194

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