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Submitted by:
Khalid Mehmood (khalid_mehmood2) on
March 21, 2008
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Jub aup hansty hai to lagta hai ke insan kabhi bunder tha Are aup to naraz hi ho gahe Jub aap naraz hote hai to lagta hai k insan aaj b bunder hai.
Submitted by:
Atif (atifgenious@gmail.com) on
March 21, 2008
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Mr, Elahi had Tree sons
named Rehmat-e-Elahi,
Barkat-e-Elahi,
Mehboob-e-Elahi,
When his $trh son was boen his wife decided 2 name him Bas-kar-de-Elahi.
Submitted by:
Atif (atifgenious@gmail.com) on
March 21, 2008
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Sms di udeek la rakhi he,
Nazar mobile te tika rakhi he,
Par sms aavyga kittho,
Yaari Kanjusan naal jo la rakhi he
Submitted by:
Kalim Mirza (0333-5494194) (kalim_mrz@yahoo.com) on
March 20, 2008
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Bath room songs:
Loose motion:
Ruk ruk ruk arey baba ruk.
Qabaz:
1 bar aja aja aja aja aja aja.
Gas trouble:
Hawa hawa aey hawa khushboo luta de.
Submitted by:
muhammad Zubair Bhatti 03337245649 (MuhammadZubair_bhatti20001@yahoo.com) on
March 20, 2008
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AAJ ROTHA HOWA IK DOST BOHAT
YAAD AYEA,
ACHA GHUZRA HOWA KUCH WAQAT BOHAT YAAD AYEA,
JO MARAY DARD KO SEENAY MAIN CHUPA LETA THA,
AAJ JAB DARD HOWA TO BOHAT
YAAD AYEA.
""uk""
Submitted by:
nanik ram (03342525225) on
March 19, 2008
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Mere marney key baad mere doston
Yu aansu na bahanaa
Agar meri yaad aaye to
Seedhey upar chale aa
Submitted by:
HASSAN+92-3446360530 (Deepdreamz_love@yahoo.com) on
March 19, 2008
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Hun me shreef ho gaya ha,
ikk sohni kudi de kareeb ho gaya ha,
ohde kol mere dil di chaabi aa,
oh meri aankhri girl friend te tuhaadi 45 V bhabi ha.
Submitted by:
HASSAN+92-3446360530 (Deepdreamz_love@yahoo.com) on
March 19, 2008
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Laziness is our biggest enemy ( Allama iqbal)
We should learn to love our enemies ( Quaid-e-Azam)
“ Dasso hun mamay di maniye ya chachay di “
Submitted by:
sonoo(0300-66,87,707) (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on
March 19, 2008
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Teri pyaari surat pe dil haru,
Teri har jarorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochon teri harkatoon ke bare mein,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun...
Submitted by:
FAISAL03468855606 (munnabhai.bems@yahoo.com) on
March 19, 2008
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• Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?
Student: Father-in-Law!
Submitted by:
HASSAN+92-3446360530 (Deepdreamz_love@yahoo.com) on
March 19, 2008
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Sine me dil,
dil me dard,
dard me yaqin,
yaqin me khyal,
khyal me khwab,
khwab me tasveer,
tasveer me sirf aap,
itna DARAWNA KHWAB...
baap re baap...
Submitted by:
waqee 03216668262 (waqeeullah@hotmail.com) on
March 19, 2008
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Dr. to old man
baba ji aap ki neechay ki donon
golian nikalni paraninge"
Old man: Nilal do beta, jab bandook hi nahi rahi tu goliyon kis kaam ki"
Submitted by:
waqee 03216668262 (waqeeullah@hotmail.com) on
March 19, 2008
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Dr. Aap pagal kysy howe
Pagal: Khuch waqt pehly main ny aik bewa say shadi ki
aur us ki jawan beti ny mere baap say shadi ki
yun woh meri maa ban gye
un ke gher beti howe jo rishty main meri behan howe
kiyon k main us ke baap ka beta tha
Submitted by:
Muhammad Shahaid (03457737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on
March 19, 2008
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Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi
shahaid.........
Submitted by:
Muhammad Shahaid (03457737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on
March 19, 2008
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Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.
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