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Submitted by: waqas ahmed (faisal_ayaz82@yahoo.com) on December 09, 2008
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

Girl to Boy : Shadi k liye
konsi date rakhen

Boy : 22 December

Girl : koi khas waja

Boy : han
SAAL ki sb se lambi
raat hai eis liye


Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 08, 2008
Rating: 3.33 out of 5

tEACHER : wAT IS
DIFFERENCE B/W

1. Call Girl
2. Girl frnd
3. Wife

Student

1. Prepaid
2. Postpaid
3. Zond (1 number free sari Life saari raat )

Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 08, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

A reporter asked
NASEEBO LAL What is
the main reason for
divorce ?

Naseebo replied "MARRIAGE"

Submitted by: UH (xxxxxxx2243) on December 07, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p


Submitted by: naveed samoo (naveed-samoo2000 xxxxxxx3967) on December 07, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5

Wife aap apna best friend ka biwi ka janazay per nhn gaya ho.
Husband; kis munhsa jayoo woh mujha apni 3rd bivi ka jnaazay per bula raha hai aur mein na ek baar bhi nh bulatya hai,

Submitted by: naveed samoo (xxxxxxx3967) on December 06, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

1st kid'yar yeh baghwan ki zibaan bahar kio hoti hai'.
'2nd kid 5 ka har daal kar 50 lakh mango ga to zibaan bahar nikla gi nhn to kia hoga.

Submitted by: naveed samoo (naveed_samoo2000) on December 06, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

In pathanoo sa dushmani achi nahin faraz.....Teri party ka larkay chiknay hain kuch to khayak karo.

Submitted by: naveed samoo (naveed_samoo2000) on December 06, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

Husband wife mein larai hui, husband ghar sa chala gaya raat ko phone per khanay mein kia 'wife zahar'Husband mein dar sa aayoonga tum kha ka sojana.

Submitted by: asif (asif.sher@yahoo.com) on December 06, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Salam .... I See U
Aankhon se

I Feel U
Sansoon se

I Kiss U
Hontoon se

I Remember U
Chahat se

I Believe U
Jaan s



Submitted by: Yaqeen Ali (yaqeenali77@yahoo.com) on December 05, 2008
Rating: 4.69 out of 5

Bakari wala: ye bakara 20000 ye 10000 ye 5000 or wo wala sirf sirf 500 ka
gahak: wo 500ka kyu hai?!!!!!!!!
bakari wala : Sahib Ye china Hai Hai Koi Garunty NahinGhar Ja Ker Bhonkna Shru Kar de.

Submitted by: Aftab khan(xxxxxxx0097) (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on December 04, 2008
Rating: 4.4 out of 5

Wat iz confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a grl
9 boyz came wth Roses,
1 boy came with
MOLVI

This iz confidence...!

Submitted by: Aftab khan(xxxxxxx0097) (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on December 04, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...


Submitted by: Aftab khan(xxxxxxx0097) (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on December 04, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I dont worry I dont cry, Im just happy that cows cant fly!


Submitted by: Aftab khan(xxxxxxx0097) (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on December 04, 2008
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again


Submitted by: Aftab khan(xxxxxxx0097) (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on December 04, 2008
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid This was a missed call


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