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Submitted by:
liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
December 13, 2008
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Wife saw Sign Board Nylon saree Rs.8 Cotton saree Rs.5 Banarasi saree Rs.10 Wife: Give me Rs.500. I'll buy 50 sarees Husband: Andhi ye Dhobi ki Dukan ha.
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liaquat xxxxxxx2173 (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
December 13, 2008
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Aj boys ne 2 faislay kiye hain:- Pehla faisla: Aaj say kisi AJNABI lrki ko lift nhi krwain gay. Doosra: Aaj say kisi lrki ko AJNABI nhi smjhain gay!
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liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
December 13, 2008
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Wife : Agar mein bohat kamyabi k saath Pakistan ki sub se oonchi chowti K-2 per charh jaon to tum mujhay kya do gay ?
Husband : Dhakka !
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HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (sms-creative) on
December 12, 2008
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khan sahib apko sab se ziyada
kis sy muhabbat hy
Mother?
Father?
Brother?
Sister?
Son?
Daughter?
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Pathan:oye khana khana kharab hum ko Sood sy muhabbat hy....
Submitted by:
HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (sms-creative) on
December 12, 2008
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Pathan sab sy ziyada masroof
kab hota hy?
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guess waht?
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jab wo sochta hy tab...
Submitted by:
HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (sms-creative) on
December 12, 2008
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khan sahib ap itny khush kiyoo hen?
pathan: aj hum ny history badal di,
log kehten hen pathan bol nahi sakty,
aj hum English bola or sary American hairan reh gay,
un ko kuch samajh nahi aaya...
Submitted by:
HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (sms-creative) on
December 12, 2008
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Khan sahib agar koi haseena apko
shaadi ka offer kary tu??
pathan: oye qasam ham phir 4 ki bajay 6 puri nawar khaega....
Submitted by:
zohaib (south_asian2007@yahoo.com) on
December 12, 2008
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1 pathan motorwy pr cigratte pita howa bagh rha tha k us se kisi ne pocha ye kya kr rhy ho?
PATHAN: mei ye dekh raha honn k 1 cigratte kitne kilometers chalti hai
Submitted by:
Muskaan@DiL (shaista_anees@yahoo.com) on
December 09, 2008
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Submitted by:
waqas ahmed (faisal_ayaz82@yahoo.com) on
December 09, 2008
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Girl to Boy : Shadi k liye
konsi date rakhen
Boy : 22 December
Girl : koi khas waja
Boy : han
SAAL ki sb se lambi
raat hai eis liye
Submitted by:
liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
December 08, 2008
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tEACHER : wAT IS
DIFFERENCE B/W
1. Call Girl
2. Girl frnd
3. Wife
Student
1. Prepaid
2. Postpaid
3. Zond (1 number free sari Life saari raat )
Submitted by:
liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
December 08, 2008
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A reporter asked
NASEEBO LAL What is
the main reason for
divorce ?
Naseebo replied "MARRIAGE"
Submitted by:
UH (xxxxxxx2243) on
December 07, 2008
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M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
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naveed samoo (naveed-samoo2000 xxxxxxx3967) on
December 07, 2008
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Wife aap apna best friend ka biwi ka janazay per nhn gaya ho.
Husband; kis munhsa jayoo woh mujha apni 3rd bivi ka jnaazay per bula raha hai aur mein na ek baar bhi nh bulatya hai,
Submitted by:
naveed samoo (xxxxxxx3967) on
December 06, 2008
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1st kid'yar yeh baghwan ki zibaan bahar kio hoti hai'.
'2nd kid 5 ka har daal kar 50 lakh mango ga to zibaan bahar nikla gi nhn to kia hoga.
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