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Abhi b waqt hai do line perh lo. warna pass kia munna bhai karaway ga. shahid..... Submitted by: Muhammad Shahid (0345-7737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on March 19, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Tu chander mukhi. main sooraj mukhi. Tu mujh say dukhi. main tuj say dukhi. kothay say cchalan laga day. phir tu b sukhi. aur main b sukhi. shahid. Submitted by: zoya (tanha_z_fairy@yahoo.com) on March 18, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor why does Allah created gap betweenthumb and 1st finger on ur feet? ta k tusi qainchi chapal pa sko:-) Submitted by: Amir (i_love_be_you@yahoo.com) on March 18, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Karo gay yaad guzray zamanay ko, Tarso gay hamaray sath ek pal bitanay ko. Phir awaz do gay hamein wapas bulanay ko, Aur ham kahen gay darwaza naheen hay, Qabar say bahar aanay ko. Submitted by: Asif Buttf (urasifbutt@yahoo.com) on March 17, 2008 Rating: 4.62 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 2 Pathanoon ko 2 Boomb mily 1st Pathan=Chal Police ko dy aty hain. 2nd Pathan=agar koi bomb rasty main phat gia too...? 1st Pathan=Jhoot bool dain gain k 1 he mila tha... Submitted by: mustafa (m.mustafa_sohail@yahoo.com) on March 17, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor vo bohot khush howa mera ghar jalane k bad,dekho kitna zalim ho gaya hai bichar janay k bad.jab chaho katal kar dena magar itna khayal rakhna,kon barh k chahe ga tujhe iss diwane k bad.ab himmat kar hosla na haar aay dil,zalim tarpte hain dil main utar aa Submitted by: waqee 03216668262 (waqeeullah@hotmail.com) on March 17, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Shaadi k pehle ladka: Darling!! tum nahi to mai nahi... Aur mai nahi to tum nahi... Shaadi k bad ladka: Aj ya tan tu nahi ya mai nahi! Submitted by: waqee 03216668262 (waqeeullah@hotmail.com) on March 17, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ? Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day ! :P Submitted by: ayesha (ayesha1_143@yahoo.com) on March 16, 2008 Rating: 2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor husband and wife ma fight ho gaye, husband ghar se chala gaya. Raat ko phone karta hai: khane ma kia hai? Wife: ZEHER HUSBAND: tum kha lana ma dair se aaonga... Submitted by: naveed (nev_20434@hotmail.com) on March 16, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor aamoo ki khusabu barish ki bahar garmi ka mosam aney ko tayar, thori c masti thora sa pyar load shading k liye raho tiyar, HAPPY SUMMER SEASION YAAR! Submitted by: sonoo(0300-66,87,707) (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on March 16, 2008 Rating: 4.25 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor HAMARE LIFE US WAQT COMPLETE HOTI HE JAB AAP HON OR MAIN HON OR HAMARE CHOTE CHOTE PYARE PYARE SWEET SWEET NANNY MUNNY SHRARTI SHARARTI ‘SMS HON’ Submitted by: MOON (playfull_00@yahoo.com) on March 15, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pakistani boy: mere 3 bhai or 3 behnehai, tum kitn ho? Amrican: mare bhai bahan nahi he pr meri pehli mummy se 4 papa or pehle papa se 5 mummys hin..... Submitted by: MOON (playfull_00@yahoo.com) on March 15, 2008 Rating: 4.2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor na jany wo hum sy kia chupati te, kuch ta us k honton pr magar, wo jany kio sharmati te, jub hum ne us ka mou khulwaya to, pata chala sali naswar khati te. Submitted by: MOON (playfull_00@yahoo.com) on March 15, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor aamoo ki khusabu barish ki bahar garmi ka mosam aney ko tayar, thori c masti thora sa pyar load shading k liye raho tiyar, HAPPY SUMMER SEASION YAAR! Submitted by: MOON (playfull_00@yahoo.com) on March 15, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor pyar agr 1 se ho to ! bholapan ! 2 se ho to ! deewanapan ! 3 ho to ! mastanapan ! 4 se ho to ! pagalpan ! har kisi se ho to ! kameenepan ! yahi to he APNAPAN Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56 57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109

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