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I'll buy 50 sarees Husband: Andhi ye Dhobi ki Dukan ha. Submitted by: liaquat xxxxxxx2173 (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 13, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aj boys ne 2 faislay kiye hain:- Pehla faisla: Aaj say kisi AJNABI lrki ko lift nhi krwain gay. Doosra: Aaj say kisi lrki ko AJNABI nhi smjhain gay! Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 13, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Wife : Agar mein bohat kamyabi k saath Pakistan ki sub se oonchi chowti K-2 per charh jaon to tum mujhay kya do gay ? Husband : Dhakka ! Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (sms-creative) on December 12, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor khan sahib apko sab se ziyada kis sy muhabbat hy Mother? Father? Brother? Sister? Son? Daughter? . . Pathan:oye khana khana kharab hum ko Sood sy muhabbat hy.... Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (sms-creative) on December 12, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan sab sy ziyada masroof kab hota hy? . . guess waht? . . . jab wo sochta hy tab... Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (sms-creative) on December 12, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor khan sahib ap itny khush kiyoo hen? pathan: aj hum ny history badal di, log kehten hen pathan bol nahi sakty, aj hum English bola or sary American hairan reh gay, un ko kuch samajh nahi aaya... Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (sms-creative) on December 12, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Khan sahib agar koi haseena apko shaadi ka offer kary tu?? pathan: oye qasam ham phir 4 ki bajay 6 puri nawar khaega.... Submitted by: zohaib (south_asian2007@yahoo.com) on December 12, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 pathan motorwy pr cigratte pita howa bagh rha tha k us se kisi ne pocha ye kya kr rhy ho? PATHAN: mei ye dekh raha honn k 1 cigratte kitne kilometers chalti hai Submitted by: Muskaan@DiL (shaista_anees@yahoo.com) on December 09, 2008 Rating: 2.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? Submitted by: waqas ahmed (faisal_ayaz82@yahoo.com) on December 09, 2008 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Girl to Boy : Shadi k liye konsi date rakhen Boy : 22 December Girl : koi khas waja Boy : han SAAL ki sb se lambi raat hai eis liye Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 08, 2008 Rating: 3.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor tEACHER : wAT IS DIFFERENCE B/W 1. Call Girl 2. Girl frnd 3. Wife Student 1. Prepaid 2. Postpaid 3. Zond (1 number free sari Life saari raat ) Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 08, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A reporter asked NASEEBO LAL What is the main reason for divorce ? Naseebo replied "MARRIAGE" Submitted by: UH (xxxxxxx2243) on December 07, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p Submitted by: naveed samoo (naveed-samoo2000 xxxxxxx3967) on December 07, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Wife aap apna best friend ka biwi ka janazay per nhn gaya ho. Husband; kis munhsa jayoo woh mujha apni 3rd bivi ka jnaazay per bula raha hai aur mein na ek baar bhi nh bulatya hai, Submitted by: naveed samoo (xxxxxxx3967) on December 06, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1st kid'yar yeh baghwan ki zibaan bahar kio hoti hai'. '2nd kid 5 ka har daal kar 50 lakh mango ga to zibaan bahar nikla gi nhn to kia hoga. Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56 57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  193  194

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