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Submitted by: Muhammad Anis (rider_670@yahoo.com) on January 17, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Green,Pink,Yellow An english man and a desi man were both going to a interview. They were asked to use the colours green. pink and yellow. The english man goes in and says the grass is green, the sun is yellow and the sunset is pink. Th Submitted by: Syed Suleman (sallu_halian@yahoo.com) on January 17, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain..MHSK Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on January 17, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor hw 2 grow frndship?// pick a gd heart, plant in a pot of trust, water vd gd thoughts, add some emotions & faith, remove da misunderstanding &nourish it..... Submitted by: imran (Emee4u@yahoo.com) on January 17, 2009 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Talwar baazi k muqable main ek chinees nay bareek taar k tukrey ker diye,pakistani ne macher ko uraya aur talwar ghomai lakin macher urh gaya,judge ne poocha wo tu urh gaya hai tu us ne kaha urh tu gaya hai per kabhi baap nahi ban sake ga. Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on January 16, 2009 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor nakhara twada toba toba, ajeeb tawada style a, call kadi kerni naye, teeeeeee rola paya a k saade kol mobile a Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx9705 () on January 16, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “can kids of our age have kids?” Teacher replied ” NO Never!!” Boy said to girl : “see i told you not to worry!!!!”. Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx9705 () on January 16, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Girl:It’s 2 tight Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal:It’s painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING! Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx9705 () on January 16, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day Everyday :) Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Baloch_American) on January 16, 2009 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek pathan ny aina kharida or foran ja ky shopekeeper ki pitai ki or kaha ye kona sa sheesha diya hy is men tu main khud dkhta hy or bilkul same dkhta hy... Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Baloch_American) on January 16, 2009 Rating: 3.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor man: khan mubarak ho pathan:wo kyoo? man: yehi ke ap pathan ho, na aqal, na pareshani,hamesha khush, pathan: han hamara bap dada kehtata tha ke hum khushkismat hen... Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on January 15, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor all flowers don't represent love but rose did it. all birds can't talk but parrot did it. all donkies can't read but u did it Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56 57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  193  194  195  196  197  198  199  200  201  202  203  204

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