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Submitted by: MOON (playfull_00@yahoo.com) on March 15, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5


girl: nahe aj nahe dalwaongi

boy: Q?

girl: tum to daal k so gay main sari raat malti rahe,
pani b niklta raha
mujhay lagta he ye

EYE DROPS sahi nahi he.


Submitted by: RAZA HUSSAIN () on March 15, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

MERI OR SHAHRUKH KHAN KI EK HI AADAT SAME HAI NA WOH MUJHE SMS KARTA HAI NA MAIN USE SMS KARTA HOON.............................

Submitted by: muhammad Zubair Bhatti 03337245649 (rahil_zubair@yahoo.com) on March 14, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Girl's father: mein ne chahta k meri beti tamam umar aik bewaqoof k sath rahy.
Boy:isliye to me isy yahan se leny aya hun





Submitted by: Moazam Babbar 0333 5397061 (moapluszam@hotmail.com) on March 13, 2008
Rating: 3.4 out of 5

Famous Pakistani Actress MEERA is openig a college....


The of College Is:-




Women College for Boys

Submitted by: Muhammad Zubair Bhatti (03337245649 (rahil_zubair@yahoo.com) on March 13, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Hasraton ki nigaho pe sakht pehra hai,Na jane kis umeed pe ye dil thehra hai,Teri chahton ki kasam ae dost,Apni dosti ka rishta pyar se bahot zada gehra hai?..



Submitted by: Muhammad Zubair Bhatti (03337245649 (rahil_zubair@yahoo.com) on March 13, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5


Be hiss han yahan log,
Bhala soch kkrna.
Is dormein logonse,
Wafasoch k krna.
Ek barjo roothay to mana tum na sako gey,
Hum jesywafadaron ko,
Khafa soch k krna,
Gul shakh se bicharay to,
Kahin kanahi rehta,
Tum zaat meri khu

Submitted by: Muhammad Zubair Bhatti (03337245649 (rahil_zubair@yahoo.com) on March 13, 2008
Rating: 3.2 out of 5

Raat khamosh hai…….., Chand khamosh hai……., Per dil main ik shor sa ho raha hai……., Kahin aisa to nahin……, koi pyara sa dost……, Bina GOODNIGHT kahe so raha hai?



Submitted by: Muhammad Zubair Bhatti (03337245649 (rahil_zubair@yahoo.com) on March 13, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Ay dunia walo listan me
Dunia main 2 terha ki dolat hoti hai.
Aik husn ki aur dosri rupees
So jis k pass ye dono dolatain hain
Wo is matlabi dunia main kamiab hai.
Kyunk ye husn walay pehlay diloon ko lot tay hain
Aur phir terpata chor<

Submitted by: Muhammad Zubair Bhatti (03337245649 (rahil_zubair@yahoo.com) on March 13, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Harf harf parhnay say agahi nahi milti,
Chand naam rakhnay say roshni nahi milti.
Admi say insaan tak aao gay to samjho gay,
Kion charagh k nichay roshni nahin milti.



Submitted by: Muhammad Zubair Bhatti (03337245649 (rahil_zubair@yahoo.com) on March 13, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

AAJ ROTHA HOWA IK DOST BOHAT
YAAD AYEA,
ACHA GHUZRA HOWA KUCH WAQAT BOHAT YAAD AYEA,

JO MARAY DARD KO SEENAY MAIN CHUPA LETA THA,

AAJ JAB DARD HOWA TO BOHAT
YAAD AYEA.
""uk""



Submitted by: Muhammad Zubair Bhatti (03337245649 (rahil_zubair@yahoo.com) on March 13, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!



Submitted by: Muhammad Zubair Bhatti (03337245649 (rahil_zubair@yahoo.com) on March 13, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Hamara Khwab Bhokaa Nangaa Punjab
Har qadam Khud Kushi Ki Jaanab
” Baat to Ehsaas Ki hai ”
Cycle per Mohar Lagaein
Apni Moat ko Yaqeeni Banain
Ch. Azab-e-Elahi



Submitted by: sonoo(0300-66,87,707) (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on March 13, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

AJJ SATURDAY HAI
YEH SMS 5 FRIENDS KO SEND
karain... INSHALLAH...
KAL SUNDAY HOGA!
IS KO IGNORE MAT KARNA
WARNA....
PARSON MONDAY HOGA???????


Submitted by: Usama Shahzore (usama_shahzore@yahoo.com) on March 13, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

21 December ko Guzra hua 1 Saccha
Waqia...


7 Saal ki bacchi ko Us K Baap Or Bhai Ne Pakar K Buri Tarah Se
Zabardasti





School Bhej Diya....
hahaha

Submitted by: Usama Shahzore (usama_shahzore@yahoo.com) on March 13, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Cigrate 1 Lanat hai!


Jo hamare no-Jawano ko tabah kr rahi hey


Aao mil k is lanat ko khatam kare


2 Packet tum khatam karo


2Packet hum khatam karein...

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