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Submitted by:
RANA SAHAB (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
January 14, 2009
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Ustad Pathan Se: Batao PineApple Or Coconut K Tree Me Kia Similarity Hy? Pathan Kafi Der Sochne K Bad: Ustad Dono Me Angoor Nhi Lagte
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RANA SAHAB (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
January 14, 2009
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Teacher: zinda rehne k liye kya zarori hai? . Student: Zinda rehne k liye teri kasam, ik mulaqat zarori hai sanam.....:-D
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RANA SAHAB (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
January 14, 2009
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A Teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then what will happen.?" .. . . Pathan: "Police Jeep Will Come, in Reverse Gear..
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RANA SAHAB (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
January 14, 2009
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DOctOr : Sardar jee Aap k gurday fail hogaiy hain ! Sardar : Ha Ha Ha What a joke.. "Mere gurday to kabhi school gaiy he nahi.....
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RANA SAHAB (laiquat_002@yahoo.com) on
January 14, 2009
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Indian Don! Shahrukh Says: Don ko pakarna mushkil he nahi namumkin hai. Pakistani Don! Shan says: Saima ko uthana mushkil he nhi namumkin hy
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MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk786@yahoo.com) on
January 14, 2009
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2009 ka
faqeer:baji
bhooka hun,ALLAH K
wasty khana de do
Baji:abhi khana nai bana
bad main aana
Faqeer:jab khana
ban jaye to miss call de dena..MHSK
Submitted by:
MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk786@yahoo.com) on
January 14, 2009
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Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain
Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain
Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain
Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain..MHSK
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MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk786@yahoo.com) on
January 14, 2009
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Quaid-e-Azam ka farman ha,
Ashwariya meri jaan ha,
Aj kal wo abhishek pe Qurban ha,
Kuch karo yaro akhir wo baba-e-Pakistan hain...MHSK
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MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk786@yahoo.com) on
January 14, 2009
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Race dekhtay hoe sardar ne dosray say poocha:
“Inam kis ko mile ga?“
Dusre ne kaha
“Sab se agay wale ko“
Sardar “tou phir peechay walay kyun bhag rahe hain..MHSK
Submitted by:
mujahid tanwri (mujahid_tanwari2009@yahoo.com) on
January 13, 2009
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khat likh raha hu khoon se siya he mat smjna ashiq hu tumhara bhai mat smjna.......>
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January 13, 2009
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Chooha Billi Se Darta Hai
Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai
Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai
Aadmee Biwi Se Darta Hai
Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai
Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!
Submitted by:
sara (sweet_frebi420) on
January 12, 2009
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GALILEO :GREAT MIND
EINSTIEN:GENIUS MIND
NEWTON:EXTRAORDINARY MIND
BILL GATES:BRILLIANT MIND
ME:MASTER MIND
U:NEVER MIND
JO B PARHE JUST 4 HIM/HER
HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
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January 11, 2009
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Chooha Billi Se Darta Hai
Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai
Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai
Aadmee Biwi Se Darta Hai
Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai
Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!
Submitted by:
CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx4110_xxxxxxx8426) on
January 11, 2009
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Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife ko kehta hai: Pagalon ke saath reh reh kar mein adha pagal to ho hi gaya hoon.
Wife: Kabhi koi kaam poora bhi kar liya karo.
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CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx4110_xxxxxxx8426) on
January 11, 2009
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Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”
Applicant: “I’m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.”
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