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Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on November 30, 2008
Rating: 3.67 out of 5

sardar 2 his frnd:guess how many coins i hv in my pocket?///////
frnd:ok if i guess right den u gv me 1.?/////
sardar:o g! i ll gv u both of dem

Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on November 30, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

patient 2 nurse: i luv u.......
also says tumne tu mera dil chura liya ha
nurse: jhooooota........
main ne tu sirf tumhaari kidney churai hai.........


Submitted by: SAM () on November 30, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Tu subah uthay tujhpe noor charhe
tu nahae dhoe tujhpe noor charhe
tu khana khaye tujhpe noor charhe

aapka talabgar: NOOR GUL KHAN

Submitted by: U$m@N (usmanwaheedpk@hotmail.com) on November 30, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

dheaan say kholiya ga daraaz
wah wah
kahin us ma say b nikal na aye Faraaz

Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Love-Addicted) on November 29, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

man: khan sahib ap bahut khoobsurat hen
jaisy Lebonese kiya raaz he?

pathan: oye hamara behen khoobsurat hy is ham
apna behen ki taraf gaya hy. . .


Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Love-Addicted) on November 29, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

man: khan sahib agar ap airplane kharedengy,
tu pilot kahan sy laogy,

pathan: oye hamara rishtedar truck chalata hy
unko wahin lagaengy or kiya..
sara masla khatam...

Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Love-Addicted) on November 29, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5

ek pathan ny language center kholny ke
ba'd khud kushi karli,
soch kiyoo?
.
.
socho??
.
wo is liye us ny Acadmey ka name "Impossible Language Center"
rakha tha...

Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on November 29, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

sardar saw a very high airtel tower & red light glowing on da top, seeing dis he said' india is developing fast, c dere r traffic signals 4 aeroplanes in da air

Submitted by: Haseb Ahmad (+xxxxxxx22331) on November 29, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

teacher: tabaidar ka jumla bnao.
girl: japhi ghut ke je paven ik war gujra sari zindagi rawan gi tabaidar Guhra....

Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on November 29, 2008
Rating: 4.67 out of 5

aik sardar doosray se yar ter b.v. ki mout ka bohat afsos hua ha vesay use hua kya tha....
2nd sardar yar use mathe pe goli lag gaye thi.....
1st sardar shooker karo aankh bach gaye

Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik@yahoo.com) on November 29, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

aik chor aik pathan ka cell le k bhag gaya
aik admi ne pathan se kaha
tomhara mobile chor le k bhag gaya ha orr tum hans rahe tu pahan bola bhagne do charger tu mere pass ha

Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on November 28, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Teri ankhain jhuki jhuki
Tera chehra khila khila
Jab terechehre per haath
ghumaya to aadhakilo fair & lovely mila



Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on November 27, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

waqt ki dhaar k sath hum chalte hain
ise ada pe hi tu hamari log marte hain
sms ki dunia k hum betaj badsha hian
ise liye tu log humain sms karne se darte hain


Submitted by: Tipu (tipu463@yahoo.com) on November 27, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Sardar on phone:
“Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

Submitted by: Tipu (tipu463@yahoo.com) on November 27, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.

Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya

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