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Funny SMS
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Submitted by: Tipu (tipu463@yahoo.com) on November 24, 2008
Rating: 4.67 out of 5

In a market a man goes to a beautiful woman:
Man: Meri b.v ghum ho gayi hai kiya mai app se baat kar sakta hoon?
Woman: kyun?
Man: Mai jab b kisi beautiful woman se baat karta hoon meri b.v mere samne aa jati hai ;)

Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on November 23, 2008
Rating: 3.4 out of 5

har khushi ko teri taraf morr doun
chand itarey ter liye chor doun
har kamyabi ka darwaza tere liye khol doun
itna hi bohat hai ya 2 4 orr chor doun

Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on November 23, 2008
Rating: 2 out of 5

january 2 decembr
sunday 2 saturday
am 2 pm
my feeling 4 u hv never changed
u r always




a headache 4 me


Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on November 23, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5

teacher:which is important 4 us??
sardar:moon bcoz it gives us light when v need,but sun givees us light only in da day time when v donot need.......

Submitted by: Skindar (Super_lunandphudi@yahoo.com) on November 22, 2008
Rating: 3.25 out of 5

Aik totli aurat suit rangwane gai, aur rang wale se boli "lun wale mere is chut mei aisa lun dalna ke chut phat jaye magar lun na nikle".

Submitted by: asghar (asgharaliaz@yahoo.com) on November 18, 2008
Rating: 4.7 out of 5

bap: beta jb mai tumko marta hon tu tum apna gusa kse niakalte ho???
beta:bathroom saf kr k.
bap:tu usse mera kya bigata he???
beta:bathroom ap k toth brush se saf krta ho.......ha ha ha

Submitted by: Aftab khan *xxxxxxx0097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on November 18, 2008
Rating: 4.67 out of 5

MACHHAR NE AAPKO KAT LIYA YE USKA JUNOON THA, AAPNE KHUJA LIYA ISME AAPKA SUKOON THA, CHAH KAR BHI AAPNE USE NAHI MARA, KYUNKI USKI RAGO MEIN BHI AAP HI KA KHOON THA


Submitted by: Mr-ChiLL (xxxxxxxxxxxxxx) (mr-chill@mig33.com) on November 18, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Sardaar: "Kall mainu 9 bndeyaan ne kutteya",
Friend: "Tussi kujj nei kitta?",
Sardaar: "Main keya sub aik aik kr ke aao",
Friend: "Fir?",
Sardaar: "Fir kii..?,Saareyaan Ne waari waari kutteya..!&quo

Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on November 18, 2008
Rating: 4.8 out of 5

Shohar:
Munay ki khatnay krwanay hai or card english mein kese likhwaon?

BV:
We heartly invite u on cutting cermony of Fucking instrument of our Son
kindly join us

Submitted by: shanker lal` (shankar_dak@yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008
Rating: 2.33 out of 5

is dur se muth marna shor diya
"faraz"
kahin martay martay topa e na nikal aye

Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

3 fastest ways of communications :

1- Telephone

2- Television

3- Tell a woman


Need more speed ???


Also advise her.
Don’t tell anyone


Submitted by: M.EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin @yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008
Rating: 3.5 out of 5

Mere dukhi dil ko cher gyi ek golli,

jb suna k uski aj uthe gi doli,

wo hath py maire unglian rakh k ye boli,

Yasu Panju Har Kabotar Doli:-

Submitted by: M.EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin @yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

Meri rah mein itne Patthar kyn hain?
Angor jo chakhta hun woh Khattay kyn hain?
Zindagi isi soch mein guzar gai Faraz,

Mery saray dost ullo k pathay kyn hain?

Submitted by: M.EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin @yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

" Ab To Tanhai Kaa Yeh Aalam Hai PARVEEN..."



" Naa Aati Hai Uzma Aur Na Aati Hai Samreen.." ;

Submitted by: M.EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin @yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

*Uska Abba tha pehlwan acha khasa*

*jiski tarf tha rujhan acha khasa*

*Us k bachy mamu kehte kehte nahi thakty*

*Jis se shadi ka imkan tha acha khasa*

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