Free SMS » Mobilink SMS » Ufone SMS » Telenor SMS » Warid SMS » Insta SMS » Paktel SMS Submit SMS Message SMS Messages » Anniversary SMS » Birthday SMS » Christmas SMS » Cool SMS » Dreams SMS » Eid Mubarak SMS » Flirt SMS » Friendship SMS » Funny SMS » Getwell Soon SMS » Good Luck SMS » Good Morning SMS » Good Night SMS » Independence SMS » Islamic SMS » Love SMS » Missing You SMS » Mothers Day SMS » New Year SMS » Urdu SMS Home - SMS Messages - Funny SMS Funny SMS Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58 59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  Submitted by: Usama Shahzore (usama_shahzore@yahoo.com) on March 13, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Put your Hand On My Hand! Hold My Back With Your Other Hand Put Your Lips On My Lips And Taste How Hot I Am Bas! Bas! Bas! Zayada Free Mat Hona Submitted by: shahid(0345 7891099 (shahid96rb@hotmail.com) on March 12, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor (Mera lafz lafz dua dua,meray aansowon sy dhula howa,tuje zindgi hi woh *-saher-*milay,tujhay aaino ka sfar milay,tuje dard-o-gm na kabi choo sakay,yeh dua hai koi gila nhi,tujhay zindgi main woh skon mile,jo mujha kabi mila nahin.(S) Submitted by: Muhammad Zubair Bhatti (03337245649 ( (rahil_zubair@yahoo.com) on March 12, 2008 Rating: 3.75 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Barsat ki rat Aik bheegi larki Bheegy kapry Bheegi Zulfain Bheegay hont Us say nazar mili Dekh kar Dharkaty dil nay kaha “Inu Bukhar hoay e hoay” Send by Waqar Submitted by: Iftikhar alam 0346-3550943 (casio1112_sony1224@hotmail.com) on March 12, 2008 Rating: 4.25 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Faqir: Allah kay naam pe de do baba. Maaf karo baba Faqir: Beta kuch to dedo Achcha baba jo yeh sms parh raha hai usay lay lo, Faqir: Bheek mangi thi Bhikari nahi. Submitted by: Iftikhar alam 0346-3550943 (casio1112_sony1224@hotmail.com) on March 12, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 3 fastest ways of communication are 1. Tele-phone 2. Tele-vision and 3. Tell-a-woman Submitted by: Ali (stone_beast2000@yahoo.com) on March 11, 2008 Rating: 4.15 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor aik naya dulha apni dulhan ko Europe le k gaya aur usse takeed ki kissi se baat nahi karna kiyon ke tume English nahi aati,bus stop pe ek engreez ko sikka milta hai aur us se pochta hai "thats ur ?" bivi" na ji" Submitted by: EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin@yahoo.com) on March 11, 2008 Rating: 3.4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Every indian women is "rani laxmi bai" B 4 marriage 'rani' A few yrs after marriage 'laxmi' & after kids r born she is just 'bai' Submitted by: EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin@yahoo.com) on March 11, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ye exam ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai, sab apne apne naseeb hote hai, rahte hai nigahon se dur, sale wahi question paper me compulsory hote hai Submitted by: EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin@yahoo.come) on March 11, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Musharraf got arrested and was put in front of firing squad. Musharraf shouted: Don’t shoot me, ‘Pakistan comes first’. Submitted by: EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin@yahoo.com) on March 11, 2008 Rating: 3.75 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor agar aik ship main Nawaz Shareef Pervaiz Musharraf Altaf Hussain Fazlu rehamn Pervaiz Elahi Asif Zardari ye sab bethay hon aur ship doob jaey tou aap k khiyaal main kone bach jaey ga? ...................PAKISTAN Submitted by: EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin@yahoo.com) on March 11, 2008 Rating: 4.2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Hamara Khwab Bhokaa Nangaa Punjab Har qadam Khud Kushi Ki Jaanab ” Baat to Ehsaas Ki hai ” Cycle per Mohar Lagaein Apni Moat ko Yaqeeni Banain Ch. Azab-e-Elahi Submitted by: EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin@yahoo.com) on March 11, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH . BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO.. GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC.. OR.......... APP KAY HATH MAY (MOBILE)....... KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY....... Submitted by: EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin@yahoo.com) on March 11, 2008 Rating: 4.43 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi! Submitted by: EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin@yahoo.com) on March 11, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine! Submitted by: Muhammad Zubair Bhatti (03337245649) (rahil_zubair@yahoo.com) on March 10, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor duniya main nahin hum dilon main rehte hain hum se milne ko log apna naseeb kehte hain jin se bhi ki hum ne dosti duniya wale us ko khusnaseeb kehte hain Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58 59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109

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