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Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking… Submitted by: Tipu (tipu463@yahoo.com) on November 27, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya. Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on November 26, 2008 Rating: 3.4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Dard Sehnay se mohabbat berhti hai FARAZ Yeh keh ker woh shaks ser mein DANDA mar gya Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on November 25, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor thappar marne per aik hubi apni b.v. ko manate huye bola: admi use ko marta ha, jise sab se zayada pyar kerta ha ................... phir b.v. ne apne hubi ko 2 thappar mare orr boli aap kya samjhte hain mujhe aap se pyar nahin Submitted by: Aftab khan (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on November 25, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Dil ko pata Tha wo zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi.Par kabhi Socha Na Tha k.Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna Husband B 7 Layegi!!... Submitted by: AHSAN (SARWARAHSAN@YAHOO.COM) on November 24, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de, Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de, Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de...mohanaggarwal Submitted by: ARSLAN ALI (TANA_TANACH@YAHOO.COM.AU) on November 24, 2008 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor SHAYERI CHORD KER PAKORDY BACH RAHA HUN (WASI). KALEJA MUN KO ATA HAI ANJAM-E- FARAZ DEKH KER. Submitted by: Tipu (tipu463@yahoo.com) on November 24, 2008 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor In a market a man goes to a beautiful woman: Man: Meri b.v ghum ho gayi hai kiya mai app se baat kar sakta hoon? Woman: kyun? Man: Mai jab b kisi beautiful woman se baat karta hoon meri b.v mere samne aa jati hai ;) Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on November 23, 2008 Rating: 3.4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor har khushi ko teri taraf morr doun chand itarey ter liye chor doun har kamyabi ka darwaza tere liye khol doun itna hi bohat hai ya 2 4 orr chor doun Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on November 23, 2008 Rating: 2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor january 2 decembr sunday 2 saturday am 2 pm my feeling 4 u hv never changed u r always a headache 4 me Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on November 23, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor teacher:which is important 4 us?? sardar:moon bcoz it gives us light when v need,but sun givees us light only in da day time when v donot need....... Submitted by: Skindar (Super_lunandphudi@yahoo.com) on November 22, 2008 Rating: 3.25 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aik totli aurat suit rangwane gai, aur rang wale se boli "lun wale mere is chut mei aisa lun dalna ke chut phat jaye magar lun na nikle". Submitted by: asghar (asgharaliaz@yahoo.com) on November 18, 2008 Rating: 4.7 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor bap: beta jb mai tumko marta hon tu tum apna gusa kse niakalte ho??? beta:bathroom saf kr k. bap:tu usse mera kya bigata he??? beta:bathroom ap k toth brush se saf krta ho.......ha ha ha Submitted by: Aftab khan *xxxxxxx0097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on November 18, 2008 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor MACHHAR NE AAPKO KAT LIYA YE USKA JUNOON THA, AAPNE KHUJA LIYA ISME AAPKA SUKOON THA, CHAH KAR BHI AAPNE USE NAHI MARA, KYUNKI USKI RAGO MEIN BHI AAP HI KA KHOON THA Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58 59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  193

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