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Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

3 fastest ways of communications :

1- Telephone

2- Television

3- Tell a woman


Need more speed ???


Also advise her.
Don’t tell anyone


Submitted by: M.EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin @yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008
Rating: 3.5 out of 5

Mere dukhi dil ko cher gyi ek golli,

jb suna k uski aj uthe gi doli,

wo hath py maire unglian rakh k ye boli,

Yasu Panju Har Kabotar Doli:-

Submitted by: M.EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin @yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

Meri rah mein itne Patthar kyn hain?
Angor jo chakhta hun woh Khattay kyn hain?
Zindagi isi soch mein guzar gai Faraz,

Mery saray dost ullo k pathay kyn hain?

Submitted by: M.EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin @yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

" Ab To Tanhai Kaa Yeh Aalam Hai PARVEEN..."



" Naa Aati Hai Uzma Aur Na Aati Hai Samreen.." ;

Submitted by: M.EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin @yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

*Uska Abba tha pehlwan acha khasa*

*jiski tarf tha rujhan acha khasa*

*Us k bachy mamu kehte kehte nahi thakty*

*Jis se shadi ka imkan tha acha khasa*

Submitted by: M.EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin @yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008
Rating: 2.5 out of 5

Door se dekha to Orange tha,

Pass ja ke dekha to Orange tha,


Cheel ke dekha to b Orange tha,

Khaa k dekha to b Orange tha,





Wah bhai wah kya Orange tha

Submitted by: M.EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin @yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

Us ne meri zindagi kaanton se bhar di hai "FARAZ" wo jo kehti thi k,


Maahi aaway ga te phulaan naal dharti sajaawan gi...

Submitted by: M.EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin @yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

Kal mai ney usy khob hansaya faraz.



kamini jatey huey mjhy MR.BEAN keh gai¿.

Submitted by: M.EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin @yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Tum Se Judai Mai Haal Kuch Yun Hoa Hai FARAZ..

Raatein Katti Hain Maine Cigratte Phonk Phonk Kar:-D

Submitted by: M.EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin @yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Faraz in chinese resturant

Meetha hai kosa hai
barish ka bosa hai

abay mangwai thi murghi tu laya samso hai

Submitted by: Sajid Ansari (sajidansari2009@yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Application 4 Leave:

O Master When I Come

Gody Gody Water

Rain CHum CHum

Leg My Phisli
Gira Me Dharam

Neche My BAg &
Uper was hum,

is liye 2day i cant come

Submitted by: Subtain(xxxxxxx4654) () on November 16, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

american to a villager:
american:
hamare country mein 90% shadian E-mail ke zaria hotain hain.
Villager:
kamal ha hare han to 100% shadian F-mail say hotain hain

Submitted by: Subtain(xxxxxxx4654) () on November 16, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

Doctor: Aap pagal kaisey huwey?
Pagal: Kuch time Pehley me ne 1 be-wafa say shaadi ki thi, uski jawan beti ny mairey baap say shaadi ki
Yun wo meri maa ban gaee
Un k ghar baiti hoee to rishtay me wo meri behan hoee
Q k mein uskey baap ka baita

Submitted by: Subtain(xxxxxxx4654) () on November 16, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Message pe message bhejte ho
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi
dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho

Submitted by: Subtain(xxxxxxx4654) () on November 16, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

aao,aj hum Dono wada karain ke,
hum zindagi bhar pyaar karenge,
hum wafa karenge,
hum Mohabbat karenge,
SIRF aur SIRF,
apne pyaare PAKISTAN se......

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