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Submitted by: sonoo(0300-66,87,707) (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on March 10, 2008
Rating: 4.4 out of 5

Maine kaha Dil Ruba
Usne kaha balance bhaij
Maine kaha Paise Nahi
Usne kaha Kaise nahi
Maine kaha Mehangai Hai
Usne kaha Ja aaj se tu mera
bhai ha...


Submitted by: Atif 0334-8552989 (LOVE_JUSTYOU@YAHOO.COM) on March 09, 2008
Rating: 3.67 out of 5

Girl's father: mein ne chahta k meri beti tamam umar aik bewaqoof k sath rahy.
Boy:isliye to me isy yahan se leny aya hun

Submitted by: waqar ahmed (waqarahmednaz@yahoo.com) on March 08, 2008
Rating: 4.88 out of 5

Barsat ki rat
Aik bheegi larki
Bheegy kapry
Bheegi Zulfain
Bheegay hont
Us say nazar mili
Dekh kar
Dharkaty dil nay kaha
“Inu Bukhar hoay e hoay”
Send by Waqar


Submitted by: waqar ahmed (wkingofheart@yahoo.com) on March 08, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Jungle kay badsha nay janvaroon ko mukhtalif uhday diye
Bandar --- Doctor
Loomer --- Dukandar
Cheeta --- Qasai
Ghorra --- Foji
Khota --- Student
Khota chilaia
“BHAI G THOADI MEHARBANI MINO KHOTA E REHAN DAYO”


Submitted by: Hussain Ali 03316924965 (hussain_aas@yahoo.com) on March 08, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

10 log 1 pathan ko mar rahy thy aur wo hans raha tha. kisi ny hansny ki waja puchi to kaha:
mera naam Gul khan hy aur yr log mujy Gulap khan samajh kar mar rahy hain

Submitted by: Iftikhar alam 0346-3550943 (casio1112_sony1224@hotmail.com) on March 08, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Roothay huay ko manana koi aap say sikhay,
Rotay huay ko hasana koi aap say sikhay,
Dost banana to sab jantay hein lekin,
Doston ko Topi pehnana koi aap say sikhay.

Submitted by: Iftikhar alam 0346-3550943 (casio1112_sony1224@hotmail.com) on March 08, 2008
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

Sardar ko invitation mila k aap ko party mein Lal tie pehan kar aana hai,
Sardar party mein pohncha to dekha,
k
.
.
.
Logon nay pant shirt bhi pehni hui hai.

Submitted by: nadeem (03006804416) on March 08, 2008
Rating: 3.33 out of 5


tu jo badla to badal gaey hum b.
pyar krty thay koi bandgi to nahi.
waqt to kut hi jaiy ga her surat.
tu koi shart-e-zindagi to nahi.



Submitted by: tweety (tweety_sweety_goloo@hotmail.com) on March 08, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Sardar preshan tha k her joke mai wo kyun shamil hota hai.

us ne apni biwi se puocha begam koi aisa joke sunao jis mai i m not involvd.
biwi: i m pregnant.

Submitted by: Muhammad Shahid (03457737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on March 07, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

us ki shadi na hony ka sabab us ka abba tha.aisa abba us nay pata nahi kahan say labha tha.

Submitted by: 0331786atif (decentboy20_51214@yahoo.com) on March 07, 2008
Rating: 3.75 out of 5

Height of bad luck!

I want to kiss a cute n smart person in the world

but

My lips cant
touch my cheeks.....

Submitted by: FAISAL 03468855606 (munnabhai.bems@yahoo.com) on March 07, 2008
Rating: 4.25 out of 5

hey i saw u in TV... how smart u r ... how sweet u r ... how lovely u r ... but i dont know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel...

Submitted by: FAISAL 03468855606 (munnabhai.bems@yahoo.com) on March 07, 2008
Rating: 4.8 out of 5

Hi here's a cup of coffee just for you.I have added 1 huge hug 2 big kisses 3 servings of love Hope that stirs your heart today

Submitted by: sanam (sanam_ali99) on March 07, 2008
Rating: 4.4 out of 5

duniya main nahin hum dilon main rehte hain
hum se milne ko log apna naseeb kehte hain
jin se bhi ki hum ne dosti
duniya wale us ko khusnaseeb kehte hain

Submitted by: ShahZ(0343-2039756) (Nasrshan2000@yahoo.com) on March 07, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

LAST NIGHT SHAHTAN CALLED ME AND SAID THAT HE WANTED TO DISTURBED GOOD PEOPLE
I GAVE HIM YOUR ADDRESS HE SAID THAT
“HE CANNOT DISTURB MY BOSS”


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