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Andhay Ne Foran Jawab Diya "Andha Dhund Firing K Liye" Submitted by: Alone(S) 0334-8552989 () on August 07, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar 1: me ne Naye Detergent se shirt dhoye to chhoti ho gayi,,,Ab kiya karun? Sardar 2: usi Detergent se Naha le...Woh shirt fit a jaye gi,, Submitted by: FAISAL 03468855606 (munnabhai.bems@yahoo.com) on August 07, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor • Ek Church k gate pe likha tha: Jo paap kar k thak gaye wo meri sharan me aaye. Ek callgirl ne niche apna mob no likh diya: Jo nahi thake wo meri sharan me aaye. Submitted by: tanveer asad (ta_asad@yahoo.com) on August 07, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor bole to muna bhai ye doctor log opration karne se pehly patient ko behosh kyon kar lety hai bole to chirkot ye patient log khod opreshion karna na sekh lai asad bhai m.b.b.s Submitted by: tanveer asad (ta_asad@yahoo.com) on August 07, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor sardar: mai ek eho je cheez labi aay jandy naal diwar dai aar paar dekhya ja sakda a dosra sardar oh ki phela sardar (moori) Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (girl_are_life@yahoo.com) on August 06, 2008 Rating: 4.2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor PATHAN ki abbervation P-Pagal A-Awara T-Teda H-Havaai A-Angootha chap N-Naswari Submitted by: Hasnain Haider (03464800064) on August 06, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor sheik ka beta g/f kay sath ghoom k ghar aya to sheik ne pucha kitne paise kharch kiye? beta: 50 rupy sheik: itne sary beta: aba uske pas 50 h thy Submitted by: ADNAN ALI BALOCH (paki_power2002@hotmail.com) on August 06, 2008 Rating: 3.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor aik police aur aik fauji train mein safar kar rahe thay..police fauji se aap chuti per ja rahe ho?fauji..haan wife ki delievery hai.police..kitnay dino baad ja rahe ho .fauji do 2 saal baad..police tho phir woh bacha haram ka huwa na jo honay wala hai. Submitted by: Misher (00971501928100) (fallowme_80@yahoo.com) on August 05, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 2 pathano ko 2 bomb mily. 1st pathan: chall yah bomb police ko daitay hain 2nd pathan: yar ager rasty main phut gia to??? 1st patha: to hum kah dain gay hum ko ik he mila Submitted by: khizar (khizarqureshi@hotmail.com) on August 04, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teri galiyon mein na rakhein ge qadem aaj k baad, . . . . . . . . kiyon k keechar bohat ho gayaa hai Barsaat k baad:-P "happy rainy day" Submitted by: "FaĦ$aL" (0314-6510246) on August 04, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Arz kiya hai, Mera ye dil sirf aapke liye hai, . . Wah Wah mera ye dil sirf aapke liye hai, Mgr ye offer Mehdod mudat k liye hai. |<Fr 0314-6510246 Submitted by: "FaĦ$aL" (0314-6510246) on August 04, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Dad beta Jan kahan se nikalti hai, Beta:Khirki se. Dad:Wo kaise, Beta:JB aap Aa Rahe the to "MAMA" Kisi se keh rahein thein Jan khirki se nikal jaein. |<Fr 0314-6510246 Submitted by: khizar (khizarqureshi@hotmail.com) on August 04, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Doctor:aapka weight kitna hai? Sardar: Chashme k sath 75kg Doctor:aur chashme k baghair? Sardar:wo mujhe dikhta he nahi. Submitted by: khizar (khizarqureshi@hotmail.com) on August 04, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar got a job in Warid CallCenter Customer: My Warid sim's blocked wat 2 do? Sardar: Dont take tention Remove Warid sim &put Telenor sim Thanku 4 calling Ufone. Submitted by: Alone(S) 0334-8552989 () on August 03, 2008 Rating: 3.85 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Smile is a language of Love.. Smile is a way 2 success.. Smile is 2 win the Hearts. Smile improvers your Personality SO "Brush Properly" Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6 7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109

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