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A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.! Submitted by: MSs 0313 440 46 54 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 26, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!! ha ha ha Submitted by: MSs 0313 440 46 54 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 26, 2010 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe Submitted by: MSs 0313 440 46 54 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 26, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend! Submitted by: MSs 0313 440 46 54 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 26, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again. Submitted by: MSs 0313 440 46 54 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 26, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous Submitted by: MSs 0313 440 46 54 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 26, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Love is an illusion! Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people.. . . . . People with strong hearts believe in FLIRTING :p Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 25, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Wo Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzri us waqt "paPpu" Jab Us Ne Meri Tarf Dekha or Boli.. Excuse me Badboo aap ne maari hai...? ;-> Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 25, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor William Studyfear said...!!! "This life is too short even to get full sleep...! I don't know how people find time to study...! so ketabain bnd kro aur so jao.. Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 25, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Have We Ever Realized That the Word 'STUDYING' is Actually a Combination of the Word, 'STUDENT' & 'DYING' :-) Submitted by: tariq (pmln_cw@yahoo.com) on January 23, 2010 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor jin: kiya hukam hai mere aaqa? Aaqa:Pakistan mein light kabi na jaye, jin:Aaqa!hukam kar chawalian na maar...;-). Submitted by: Naveed Samoo (xxxxxxx7893) on January 23, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar: Apna beemar baap sa Bapu: Tere marna ka baad tujha dafnaya jaya ya jalaya jaya. Sardar: Beta mujhsa na pooch mujha surprise dena. Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 23, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U" bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya: "I Student U" =P ;-> Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 23, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor "Think about yourself atleast once in your life time... Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;-> Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 23, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua, to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli: "kitna pyara bacha hai"? sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola "Aur hai b Bilkul taaza" ;-> Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6 7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192

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