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Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on November 13, 2008
Rating: 4.4 out of 5

Shadi mein aik Pathan bohat der tak khana kha raha tha kisi ne pucha kab tak khaoge
Pathan: hum to khud kha kha k thak gaiya per kya keru card mein likha tha Dinner 7 to 10pm

Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on November 13, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Wife aur Husband
Ghumne gaye raste mein Gadha ghas kha rahr tha
Wife boli: dekho tumhara rishtedar ghas kha raha hai usko salam karo
Husband bola: salam Sasu ji

Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on November 12, 2008
Rating: 4.8 out of 5

Man: My Grand Father lived 96 years. He never used Glasses


Sardar: O i know some people drink directly from bottle

Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on November 12, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Ab wo roz fone pe nakhron se baat kerti hai Faraz

Me ne 1 baar hi kaha tha

Sohni day nakhray sohnay lagday
menu sohni day nakhray sohne lagday

Submitted by: Dj Raza (0302-xxxxxxx) on November 11, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

Master ji Pappu se;kal school q nahi i,
Pappu ;gir gya tha or lag gai
Master ji kahan giray thay kahan lagi
Pappu; Takiye py gira tha or ankh lag gai thi...

Submitted by: Dj Raza (0302-xxxxxxx) on November 11, 2008
Rating: 4.67 out of 5

Dil ki baat Dil main mat rakhna jo pasand ho usay
I LOVE YOU kehna.
Agar wo gussay main aajaye to Darna mat
Sar jhukana or kehna PYARI Behan
MILTI REHNA

Submitted by: Dj Raza (0302-xxxxxxx) on November 11, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

2 sardar chaltay chaltay ruk gay!

1st sardar;oyerabba!samne mairi bivi aur mairi girl friend sath a rahien hain

2nd sardar!Mai bhee yahi kehney wala tha!!

Submitted by: Dj Raza (0302-xxxxxxx) on November 11, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

kitni bar kaha ha k main aisa banda nahi "FARAZ:
phir b kahty ho bilo rani kaho to abi jaan dy doon

Submitted by: Afaq xxxxxxx9090 (Afaq_hassan@yahoo.com) on November 10, 2008
Rating: 3.33 out of 5

Ak Bacha school Dair say pocha tu Teacher nay kaha.

" Tumhay Pata hona chahiye keh School 8am ko shoro ho jata hai."

Bachay nay Masomiyat say jawab diya.

" Mis ! waqt ke pabandi zarori hai. Aap mera intazar mat kia kar

Submitted by: liaquat_(xxxxxxx2173 0fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on November 10, 2008
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

2 pathans were in hospital
1 pathan was crying another asked the reason .He said blood test hai they wil cut the finger
2nd pathan started 2 cry out loudly 1st asked the reason he said me here for urine test

Submitted by: Afaq xxxxxxx9090 (Afaq_hassan@yahoo.com) on November 10, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

Bhol k Bhi kisi ko na rulana,
Zinadagi Main sub ko hasana,
Dushman ko bhi galay lagana,
Phir bhi koi Ghum de to mery ko phone lagana
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Submitted by: Afaq xxxxxxx9090 (Afaq_hassan@yahoo.com) on November 10, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Wife I think our daughter is in love with someone
H'band "how do u know"?
Wife B'coz she is not asking for pocket money.......

Submitted by: Agha Aamir Sultankot (Gulzameen_2006@yahoo.com) on November 10, 2008
Rating: 3.67 out of 5

Dil Karta Hai K Ap K Hath Main Pakra Dun???

Aur Ap Ussay Hila Hila K Bolo!



Is Parcham K Saye Talay Hum Aik Hain!!!!(**xxxxxxx2946:-Sultankot**)

Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (MirPurKhas) on November 07, 2008
Rating: 3.5 out of 5

pathan galati karny sy pehly hi
pachtata hy pucho kiyoo?
kiyon ky usy pata hy woh
din men so bar bewaqufiyan karta hy.....
Haroon

Submitted by: MUHAMMAD ATIF IMRAN(0306 - xxxxxxx) (atif_imran757@yahoo.com) on November 06, 2008
Rating: 3.2 out of 5

Hum to bethe thy darya k kinary teri yaad bhulane k liye.......

Pata nai kera khoty da putr pichon taka degeya......

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