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Submitted by:
Subtain(xxxxxxx4654) () on
November 16, 2008
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Doctor: Aap pagal kaisey huwey?
Pagal: Kuch time Pehley me ne 1 be-wafa say shaadi ki thi, uski jawan beti ny mairey baap say shaadi ki
Yun wo meri maa ban gaee
Un k ghar baiti hoee to rishtay me wo meri behan hoee
Q k mein uskey baap ka baita
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Subtain(xxxxxxx4654) () on
November 16, 2008
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Message pe message bhejte ho
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi
dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho
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Subtain(xxxxxxx4654) () on
November 16, 2008
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aao,aj hum Dono wada karain ke,
hum zindagi bhar pyaar karenge,
hum wafa karenge,
hum Mohabbat karenge,
SIRF aur SIRF,
apne pyaare PAKISTAN se......
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Subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
November 16, 2008
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BOY : SUIT BARA ACHA PEHNA HAY
GIRL :THANKS
BOY :LIPSTICK BOHOT
ACHI LAGAI HAY
GIRL :THANKS
BOY :MAKE UP BOHOT ACHA KIA HAY
GIRL : THANKS "BHAI"
BOY :PHIR BHI ACHI NAHI LAG RAHI HO
Submitted by:
Subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
November 16, 2008
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sardar to sardar:woh larki behri hai!
2nd sardar:kaisay?
sardar:main ne ussay I LOVE YOU kaha to boli "Main ne kal Hi naya sandal sandal khareeda hai".
Submitted by:
Subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
November 16, 2008
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meri shadi ke moqe per us ne mujh se kaha fraaz
tenu dulha kinne banaya bhotnike
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liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (laiquat_002@yahoo.com) on
November 13, 2008
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Pathan ne Molana ko mara
Kisi ne pucha isko q'un maar rahe ho ?
Pathan: Ye kutta kehta hai tamam musalman jannat k mazay lenge.
JANNAT humara BIWI ka naam hai
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liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
November 13, 2008
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PATHAN's theory :
Moon is more important than sun
bcoz it gives light at night when light is needed
and Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed
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liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
November 13, 2008
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Shadi mein aik Pathan bohat der tak khana kha raha tha kisi ne pucha kab tak khaoge
Pathan: hum to khud kha kha k thak gaiya per kya keru card mein likha tha Dinner 7 to 10pm
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liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
November 13, 2008
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Wife aur Husband
Ghumne gaye raste mein Gadha ghas kha rahr tha
Wife boli: dekho tumhara rishtedar ghas kha raha hai usko salam karo
Husband bola: salam Sasu ji
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liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
November 12, 2008
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Man: My Grand Father lived 96 years. He never used Glasses
Sardar: O i know some people drink directly from bottle
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liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
November 12, 2008
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Ab wo roz fone pe nakhron se baat kerti hai Faraz
Me ne 1 baar hi kaha tha
Sohni day nakhray sohnay lagday
menu sohni day nakhray sohne lagday
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Dj Raza (0302-xxxxxxx) on
November 11, 2008
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Master ji Pappu se;kal school q nahi i,
Pappu ;gir gya tha or lag gai
Master ji kahan giray thay kahan lagi
Pappu; Takiye py gira tha or ankh lag gai thi...
Submitted by:
Dj Raza (0302-xxxxxxx) on
November 11, 2008
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Dil ki baat Dil main mat rakhna jo pasand ho usay
I LOVE YOU kehna.
Agar wo gussay main aajaye to Darna mat
Sar jhukana or kehna PYARI Behan
MILTI REHNA
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Dj Raza (0302-xxxxxxx) on
November 11, 2008
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2 sardar chaltay chaltay ruk gay!
1st sardar;oyerabba!samne mairi bivi aur mairi girl friend sath a rahien hain
2nd sardar!Mai bhee yahi kehney wala tha!!
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