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Submitted by:
liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
November 13, 2008
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Shadi mein aik Pathan bohat der tak khana kha raha tha kisi ne pucha kab tak khaoge
Pathan: hum to khud kha kha k thak gaiya per kya keru card mein likha tha Dinner 7 to 10pm
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liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
November 13, 2008
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Wife aur Husband
Ghumne gaye raste mein Gadha ghas kha rahr tha
Wife boli: dekho tumhara rishtedar ghas kha raha hai usko salam karo
Husband bola: salam Sasu ji
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liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
November 12, 2008
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Man: My Grand Father lived 96 years. He never used Glasses
Sardar: O i know some people drink directly from bottle
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liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
November 12, 2008
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Ab wo roz fone pe nakhron se baat kerti hai Faraz
Me ne 1 baar hi kaha tha
Sohni day nakhray sohnay lagday
menu sohni day nakhray sohne lagday
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Dj Raza (0302-xxxxxxx) on
November 11, 2008
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Master ji Pappu se;kal school q nahi i,
Pappu ;gir gya tha or lag gai
Master ji kahan giray thay kahan lagi
Pappu; Takiye py gira tha or ankh lag gai thi...
Submitted by:
Dj Raza (0302-xxxxxxx) on
November 11, 2008
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Dil ki baat Dil main mat rakhna jo pasand ho usay
I LOVE YOU kehna.
Agar wo gussay main aajaye to Darna mat
Sar jhukana or kehna PYARI Behan
MILTI REHNA
Submitted by:
Dj Raza (0302-xxxxxxx) on
November 11, 2008
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2 sardar chaltay chaltay ruk gay!
1st sardar;oyerabba!samne mairi bivi aur mairi girl friend sath a rahien hain
2nd sardar!Mai bhee yahi kehney wala tha!!
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Dj Raza (0302-xxxxxxx) on
November 11, 2008
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kitni bar kaha ha k main aisa banda nahi "FARAZ:
phir b kahty ho bilo rani kaho to abi jaan dy doon
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Afaq xxxxxxx9090 (Afaq_hassan@yahoo.com) on
November 10, 2008
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Ak Bacha school Dair say pocha tu Teacher nay kaha.
" Tumhay Pata hona chahiye keh School 8am ko shoro ho jata hai."
Bachay nay Masomiyat say jawab diya.
" Mis ! waqt ke pabandi zarori hai. Aap mera intazar mat kia kar
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liaquat_(xxxxxxx2173 0fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
November 10, 2008
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2 pathans were in hospital
1 pathan was crying another asked the reason .He said blood test hai they wil cut the finger
2nd pathan started 2 cry out loudly 1st asked the reason he said me here for urine test
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Afaq xxxxxxx9090 (Afaq_hassan@yahoo.com) on
November 10, 2008
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Bhol k Bhi kisi ko na rulana,
Zinadagi Main sub ko hasana,
Dushman ko bhi galay lagana,
Phir bhi koi Ghum de to mery ko phone lagana
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Afaq xxxxxxx9090 (Afaq_hassan@yahoo.com) on
November 10, 2008
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Wife I think our daughter is in love with someone
H'band "how do u know"?
Wife B'coz she is not asking for pocket money.......
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Agha Aamir Sultankot (Gulzameen_2006@yahoo.com) on
November 10, 2008
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Dil Karta Hai K Ap K Hath Main Pakra Dun???
Aur Ap Ussay Hila Hila K Bolo!
Is Parcham K Saye Talay Hum Aik Hain!!!!(**xxxxxxx2946:-Sultankot**)
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HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (MirPurKhas) on
November 07, 2008
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pathan galati karny sy pehly hi
pachtata hy pucho kiyoo?
kiyon ky usy pata hy woh
din men so bar bewaqufiyan karta hy.....
Haroon
Submitted by:
MUHAMMAD ATIF IMRAN(0306 - xxxxxxx) (atif_imran757@yahoo.com) on
November 06, 2008
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Hum to bethe thy darya k kinary teri yaad bhulane k liye.......
Pata nai kera khoty da putr pichon taka degeya......
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