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Pagal: Kuch time Pehley me ne 1 be-wafa say shaadi ki thi, uski jawan beti ny mairey baap say shaadi ki Yun wo meri maa ban gaee Un k ghar baiti hoee to rishtay me wo meri behan hoee Q k mein uskey baap ka baita Submitted by: Subtain(xxxxxxx4654) () on November 16, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Message pe message bhejte ho bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho Submitted by: Subtain(xxxxxxx4654) () on November 16, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor aao,aj hum Dono wada karain ke, hum zindagi bhar pyaar karenge, hum wafa karenge, hum Mohabbat karenge, SIRF aur SIRF, apne pyaare PAKISTAN se...... Submitted by: Subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on November 16, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor BOY : SUIT BARA ACHA PEHNA HAY GIRL :THANKS BOY :LIPSTICK BOHOT ACHI LAGAI HAY GIRL :THANKS BOY :MAKE UP BOHOT ACHA KIA HAY GIRL : THANKS "BHAI" BOY :PHIR BHI ACHI NAHI LAG RAHI HO Submitted by: Subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on November 16, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor sardar to sardar:woh larki behri hai! 2nd sardar:kaisay? sardar:main ne ussay I LOVE YOU kaha to boli "Main ne kal Hi naya sandal sandal khareeda hai". Submitted by: Subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on November 16, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor meri shadi ke moqe per us ne mujh se kaha fraaz tenu dulha kinne banaya bhotnike Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (laiquat_002@yahoo.com) on November 13, 2008 Rating: 4.36 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan ne Molana ko mara Kisi ne pucha isko q'un maar rahe ho ? Pathan: Ye kutta kehta hai tamam musalman jannat k mazay lenge. JANNAT humara BIWI ka naam hai Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on November 13, 2008 Rating: 4.6 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor PATHAN's theory : Moon is more important than sun bcoz it gives light at night when light is needed and Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on November 13, 2008 Rating: 4.4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Shadi mein aik Pathan bohat der tak khana kha raha tha kisi ne pucha kab tak khaoge Pathan: hum to khud kha kha k thak gaiya per kya keru card mein likha tha Dinner 7 to 10pm Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on November 13, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Wife aur Husband Ghumne gaye raste mein Gadha ghas kha rahr tha Wife boli: dekho tumhara rishtedar ghas kha raha hai usko salam karo Husband bola: salam Sasu ji Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on November 12, 2008 Rating: 4.8 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Man: My Grand Father lived 96 years. He never used Glasses Sardar: O i know some people drink directly from bottle Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on November 12, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ab wo roz fone pe nakhron se baat kerti hai Faraz Me ne 1 baar hi kaha tha Sohni day nakhray sohnay lagday menu sohni day nakhray sohne lagday Submitted by: Dj Raza (0302-xxxxxxx) on November 11, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Master ji Pappu se;kal school q nahi i, Pappu ;gir gya tha or lag gai Master ji kahan giray thay kahan lagi Pappu; Takiye py gira tha or ankh lag gai thi... Submitted by: Dj Raza (0302-xxxxxxx) on November 11, 2008 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Dil ki baat Dil main mat rakhna jo pasand ho usay I LOVE YOU kehna. Agar wo gussay main aajaye to Darna mat Sar jhukana or kehna PYARI Behan MILTI REHNA Submitted by: Dj Raza (0302-xxxxxxx) on November 11, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 2 sardar chaltay chaltay ruk gay! 1st sardar;oyerabba!samne mairi bivi aur mairi girl friend sath a rahien hain 2nd sardar!Mai bhee yahi kehney wala tha!! 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