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Submitted by: Afaq xxxxxxx9090 (Afaq_hassan@yahoo.com) on November 10, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

Bhol k Bhi kisi ko na rulana,
Zinadagi Main sub ko hasana,
Dushman ko bhi galay lagana,
Phir bhi koi Ghum de to mery ko phone lagana
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Submitted by: Afaq xxxxxxx9090 (Afaq_hassan@yahoo.com) on November 10, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Wife I think our daughter is in love with someone
H'band "how do u know"?
Wife B'coz she is not asking for pocket money.......

Submitted by: Agha Aamir Sultankot (Gulzameen_2006@yahoo.com) on November 10, 2008
Rating: 3.67 out of 5

Dil Karta Hai K Ap K Hath Main Pakra Dun???

Aur Ap Ussay Hila Hila K Bolo!



Is Parcham K Saye Talay Hum Aik Hain!!!!(**xxxxxxx2946:-Sultankot**)

Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (MirPurKhas) on November 07, 2008
Rating: 3.5 out of 5

pathan galati karny sy pehly hi
pachtata hy pucho kiyoo?
kiyon ky usy pata hy woh
din men so bar bewaqufiyan karta hy.....
Haroon

Submitted by: MUHAMMAD ATIF IMRAN(0306 - xxxxxxx) (atif_imran757@yahoo.com) on November 06, 2008
Rating: 3.2 out of 5

Hum to bethe thy darya k kinary teri yaad bhulane k liye.......

Pata nai kera khoty da putr pichon taka degeya......

Submitted by: MUHAMMAD ATIF IMRAN(0306 - xxxxxxx) (atif_imran757@yahoo.com) on November 06, 2008
Rating: 2.75 out of 5

Dhoka mila jab humain Pyar main
Zindagi me udassi si chaa gai
Socha tha chorr dain ge is raah ko
kambakhat mohaley main aik "BACHI" aa gai

Submitted by: alsaud 0345-xxxxxxx (alsaud.ahmad@yahoo.com) on November 06, 2008
Rating: 4.56 out of 5

Hum un ki gali se guzry ajab itefaq tha,,
Hum un ki gali se guzry ajab itefaq tha,,
Unho ney phool phainka gamla bhi sath tha...

Submitted by: alsaud 0345-xxxxxxx (alsaud.ahmad@yahoo.com) on November 06, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Maana k tu churail hai magar itna na dara,,
main bhi tu 1 jin hoon botal se naikal aaon ga..

Submitted by: Arslan Wattoo xxxxxxx4544 (sweet_sweet184@yahoo.com) on November 06, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

BEFORE WEDDING
HE: I waited so long for this
SHE: Do U want me to leave?
HE: No. never!
SHE: Do U love me?
HE: Yes I did, I'm doing & I'll do
SHE: Did U ever cheat me?
HE: I'd rather die than do it
SHE: Will U ki

Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Psychiatrist) on November 05, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife..

Submitted by: MeeR DiLaWeR (dil_k_meer2010@yahoo.com) on November 02, 2008
Rating: 4.33 out of 5

Doller Tera Mastana...
Talib Mera Deewana...

DonO K DuM Se WataN Hamara.
aB Huwa 10% Sadar Hamara

0321-xxxxxxx


Submitted by: MeeR DiLaWeR (dil_k_meer2010@yahoo.com) on November 02, 2008
Rating: 3.88 out of 5

KoN Kehta hai Mout aaigi aur tu Mar Jaaiga...
Tum Tu Bangi Ho Shit laga k Bas Badal K Bach Jaaogay...


0321-xxxxxxx

Submitted by: MeeR DiLaWeR (dil_k_meer2010@yahoo,com) on November 02, 2008
Rating: 3.75 out of 5

TeRi Mohabbat Mai Ajab Ajab Kam Kartay Hain.
Her Dukandar se Tere NaaM Pe Udhar Karthay Hain.
jab KaBhi HoTha Hai Guzar GaliOn Aur KochOn Se..
Her PathaN Tera He Demand Kartha hai.


NaSwar The Garnate


0321-xxxxxxx

Submitted by: alsaud (alsaud.ahmad@yahoo.com) on November 02, 2008
Rating: 4.33 out of 5

tum dosti ka woh daagh ho,, jisy hum Arial se dho nahi sakty,, Rin se saaf nahi kar sakty,, Surf Excal se mita nahi sakty,,, Q k kuch daagh tu ache hoty hain... :)

Submitted by: dgf (azharmirza_786@yahoo.com) on October 31, 2008
Rating: 4.2 out of 5

1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo

Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon

To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.

Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!



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