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Yo buddy,wats up? = vay kaka, ay uttay ki tangya va?? Listen buddy,that chick is mine! = O bhao o nikkia kukree meri a... R U nuts? =Oye tu akhrot aan...? Rock the party.=watty mar jashan wich.. Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 3.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Kehte hai Aurat k hath may barkat hoti ha Bilkul sahi hai kyun k 3 inch ki cheez hath mein do tau 9 inch ki kar deti hai, Yani k "Chpaati" (rotti) Submitted by: liaquat ali () on December 26, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Faraz k ghar mein hai 1 chota sa titar.. Wa wa wa... Faraz k ghar mein hai 1 chota sa titar . . . . Bari gal kiti a la lo chiter "=>sil€nt_t€ars" Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yhoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor tum ko dekha tu yeah khayal aya tum ko dekha tu yeah khayal aya pagloon k stock main naya maaaaal aya Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE : I is... TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai... sochta hu ki bijli katva lu.... ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai... Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A Sardar learning english introduces his family at a party. Hi I am a Sardar. This is my sardarni . He is my Kid and she is my Kidney. Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ak Bacha school Dair say pocha tu Teacher nay kaha. " Tumhay Pata hona chahiye keh School 8am ko shoro ho jata hai." Bachay nay Masomiyat say jawab diya. " Mis ! waqt ke pabandi zarori hai. Aap mera intazar mat kia kar Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love". Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Book khulty hi Exam ka sama hota hai... Aise mausam mein hi tu Dimag kharab hota hai. Dimag ki baatein paper pe nahi aati.... Ye FASANA tu mark sheet pe bayan hota ha...... Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor An old man tottered into a lawyer's office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?" "I'm eighty-four, " answered the old man. Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Tum Haste Raho,o Haste Raho,o Haste Raho,o Haste Raho.muskuratay Raho,sada Khilkhilate Raho,kush Raho,mera Kya Hay,loog Tum Hain Hi ! Pagal Kahenge ! Ha !ha! Ha!. Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Promise me we are the true friends. 1: I am lamp you rare light 2: I am coke u r spirit 3: I am sawan u r badal 4: I am normal u r pagal 5: I am water u r tanki 6: I am tarzan u r monkey Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61 62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  193  194  195  196  197  198  199  200  201  202  203  204

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