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Submitted by:
Afaq xxxxxxx9090 (Afaq_hassan@yahoo.com) on
November 10, 2008
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Bhol k Bhi kisi ko na rulana,
Zinadagi Main sub ko hasana,
Dushman ko bhi galay lagana,
Phir bhi koi Ghum de to mery ko phone lagana
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Afaq xxxxxxx9090 (Afaq_hassan@yahoo.com) on
November 10, 2008
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Wife I think our daughter is in love with someone
H'band "how do u know"?
Wife B'coz she is not asking for pocket money.......
Submitted by:
Agha Aamir Sultankot (Gulzameen_2006@yahoo.com) on
November 10, 2008
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Dil Karta Hai K Ap K Hath Main Pakra Dun???
Aur Ap Ussay Hila Hila K Bolo!
Is Parcham K Saye Talay Hum Aik Hain!!!!(**xxxxxxx2946:-Sultankot**)
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HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (MirPurKhas) on
November 07, 2008
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pathan galati karny sy pehly hi
pachtata hy pucho kiyoo?
kiyon ky usy pata hy woh
din men so bar bewaqufiyan karta hy.....
Haroon
Submitted by:
MUHAMMAD ATIF IMRAN(0306 - xxxxxxx) (atif_imran757@yahoo.com) on
November 06, 2008
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Hum to bethe thy darya k kinary teri yaad bhulane k liye.......
Pata nai kera khoty da putr pichon taka degeya......
Submitted by:
MUHAMMAD ATIF IMRAN(0306 - xxxxxxx) (atif_imran757@yahoo.com) on
November 06, 2008
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Dhoka mila jab humain Pyar main
Zindagi me udassi si chaa gai
Socha tha chorr dain ge is raah ko
kambakhat mohaley main aik "BACHI" aa gai
Submitted by:
alsaud 0345-xxxxxxx (alsaud.ahmad@yahoo.com) on
November 06, 2008
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Hum un ki gali se guzry ajab itefaq tha,,
Hum un ki gali se guzry ajab itefaq tha,,
Unho ney phool phainka gamla bhi sath tha...
Submitted by:
alsaud 0345-xxxxxxx (alsaud.ahmad@yahoo.com) on
November 06, 2008
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Maana k tu churail hai magar itna na dara,,
main bhi tu 1 jin hoon botal se naikal aaon ga..
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Arslan Wattoo xxxxxxx4544 (sweet_sweet184@yahoo.com) on
November 06, 2008
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BEFORE WEDDING
HE: I waited so long for this
SHE: Do U want me to leave?
HE: No. never!
SHE: Do U love me?
HE: Yes I did, I'm doing & I'll do
SHE: Did U ever cheat me?
HE: I'd rather die than do it
SHE: Will U ki
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HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Psychiatrist) on
November 05, 2008
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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife..
Submitted by:
MeeR DiLaWeR (dil_k_meer2010@yahoo.com) on
November 02, 2008
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Doller Tera Mastana...
Talib Mera Deewana...
DonO K DuM Se WataN Hamara.
aB Huwa 10% Sadar Hamara
0321-xxxxxxx
Submitted by:
MeeR DiLaWeR (dil_k_meer2010@yahoo.com) on
November 02, 2008
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KoN Kehta hai Mout aaigi aur tu Mar Jaaiga...
Tum Tu Bangi Ho Shit laga k Bas Badal K Bach Jaaogay...
0321-xxxxxxx
Submitted by:
MeeR DiLaWeR (dil_k_meer2010@yahoo,com) on
November 02, 2008
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TeRi Mohabbat Mai Ajab Ajab Kam Kartay Hain.
Her Dukandar se Tere NaaM Pe Udhar Karthay Hain.
jab KaBhi HoTha Hai Guzar GaliOn Aur KochOn Se..
Her PathaN Tera He Demand Kartha hai.
NaSwar The Garnate
0321-xxxxxxx
Submitted by:
alsaud (alsaud.ahmad@yahoo.com) on
November 02, 2008
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tum dosti ka woh daagh ho,, jisy hum Arial se dho nahi sakty,, Rin se saaf nahi kar sakty,, Surf Excal se mita nahi sakty,,, Q k kuch daagh tu ache hoty hain... :)
Submitted by:
dgf (azharmirza_786@yahoo.com) on
October 31, 2008
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1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi
K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo
Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon
To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.
Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!
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