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Submitted by:
sonoo(0300-66,87,707) (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on
March 02, 2008
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u r 70%beautifull
ur 75% sweet
u r 85% naughty
u r 90% cute
u r 100% lovely
TOTal
70+75+85+90+100=u R 420
Submitted by:
sonoo(0300-66,87,707) (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on
March 02, 2008
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Aj aap ko BACHPAAN YAAD DILAON
Alay alay!
Ooeii!
Kaka!
Mela Pala
baccha!
Sweetooo!
Paalo!
Shonoo!
Mmmuaaahhh!
Ohh!ghande Yeeh kya kia..?
Submitted by:
sonoo(0300-66,87,707) (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on
March 02, 2008
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ek KANJOOS ka ghar ko AAG( FIRE )lag gayee,
wo Appne ghar ko bacha na saka . sochoo kiyon ? ? ? "
WO SARRI RAAT FIRE BRIGADE WALOO KO MISS CALL DETA RAHA.
Submitted by:
sonoo(0300-66,87,707) (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on
March 02, 2008
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in the universty
frist day
one day.
one boy one gril
secend day
same boy secend gril
third day
same boy third gril
moral.larke nahi badalte
larkiyaan badal jati hay
Submitted by:
A.Rehman Tajani 00971502876395 (rehmantajani@hotmail.com) on
March 02, 2008
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Jo dil main ha
Use jatate rehna
Jise chahte ho
Use batate rehna
Nahin to?
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Nahi to kya?
Uski shaadi me
‘TENT‘ aur ‘KURSI‘
Sajaatay rehna .
Submitted by:
A.Rehman Tajani 00971502876395 (rehmantajani@hotmail.com) on
March 02, 2008
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Pakistan means
P=Pistol
A=Atom bomb
K=Khud kash hamla
i=Ilim ki kami
S=Sarkon pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam‘s sleeping
N=No response
Yhe he pakistan meri jaan
Submitted by:
A.Rehman Tajani 00971502876395 (rehmantajani@hotmail.com) on
March 02, 2008
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Ajj kal Nichey jaiker sms dekhna Aam Hogaya hau Is liye ap
ko Nichehy dekhne ki zaroart nahi ok
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Akhir pakistani People hoo na jiss Kaam ka mana karoo
wo zaroor kar
Submitted by:
A.Rehman Tajani 00971502876395 (rehmantajani@hotmail.com) on
March 02, 2008
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Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . .
“ Beta Dil Laga K Parhana “
Par unhe kaise samjhayen k dil lagaane k baad parhai kahaan hoti hai
Submitted by:
A.Rehman Tajani 00971502876395 (rehmantajani@hotmail.com) on
March 02, 2008
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Subah jaldi uth k,
Naha K,
Saaf Kapde Pehen K,
Masjid Jao,
ALLAH K Agay Sajda Karke,
Aankhein Band Karke,
Sache Dil Se Pochna,
MOLA Jab Aap AQAAL Baant Rahe The Mein Kahan Tha.
Submitted by:
A.Rehman Tajani 00971502876395 (rehmantajani@hotmail.com) on
March 02, 2008
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Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay.
1..Rozana Brush karna
2..Choclate or sweets kam khana
3..
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mujse kabhi panga na lena... So keep sending sms and smile wid all 32 teeth..!!
Submitted by:
A.Rehman Tajani 00971502876395 (rehmantajani@hotmail.com) on
March 02, 2008
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1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-Yar bade arsay ki baat hai ADAMI marne k bad BHOOT ban jata hai, lekin yeh AURAT marne k bad b CHUREL ki CHUREL hi rahti hai
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A.Rehman Tajani 00971502876395 (rehmantajani@hotmail.com) on
March 02, 2008
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Dozakh Mai Shetano Ne Ehtajaj Ker Rakha Hai K
Humare Us Sathi Ko B Giraftar Kiya Jaye
Jo Zameen Per Azad Ghum Raha Hai
Or Is Waqt Naik Logon K Sms Parh Raha Hai..
Submitted by:
A.Rehman Tajani 00971502876395 (rehmantajani@hotmail.com) on
March 02, 2008
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Ek Aurat Ne Darogha-E-Jannat Se Kaha:
Mera Nikah Merey Dunyavi Shoher Se Kerwa Dain
Farishta:
Nikah Tou Kerwa Dengay
Pehley Koi Maulvi Tou Jannat Mein Aye
Submitted by:
A.Rehman Tajani 00971502876395 (rehmantajani@hotmail.com) on
March 02, 2008
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Sardar On Cycle
Hit Lady Accidently
Lady Says:
Break Nahi Mar Sakta Tha Kya?
Sardar:
Poori Cycle To Mar Di..
Abhi Break Kya Alag Se Maru?
Submitted by:
A.Rehman Tajani 00971502876395 (rehmantajani@hotmail.com) on
March 02, 2008
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Mat Mila Ai Khuda Aise Logon Se
Yeh Hame Barbaad Karte Hai
Hum To Sms Ki Bouchaar Karte Hai
Aur Yeh 1 Rupya Bachane Ki baat Karte Hai...
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