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Submitted by: A.Rehman Tajani 00971502876395 (rehmantajani@hotmail.com) on March 02, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Aap ka gadha aap se rooth gaya........

Ja ke nadi main kood
gaya............

Doobte hue bola ab aur dukh nahi

sahenge.......

Aik ghar main do
do
nahi rahenge

Submitted by: A.Rehman Tajani 00971502876395 (rehmantajani@hotmail.com) on March 02, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Race dekhtay hoe sardar ne dosray say poocha:

“Inam kis ko mile ga?“

Dusre ne kaha
“Sab se agay wale ko“

Sardar “tou phir peechay walay kyun bhag rahe hain...?

Submitted by: Rahat (civil_case2000@yahoo.com) on March 02, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

prosi sardaar se: raat ko teri kherki khulli thi, i enjoyed full scene u did wid bhabi....
sardaar : ban gaya na bewakoof.. oye main te raat nu kaar hi nahi si!! 03224313929

Submitted by: Rahat (civil_case2000@yahoo.com) on March 02, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

ik sardaar ko 2 pin bumb milay jin main se ik ki pin nilali hoi thi, sardaar went to police astation. a man sed to sardaar, ik bum di pin te nikali hoi ve! eye phat sakada ve. sardaar replys te fair ki hoya! asi kawan gay sanu ik hi milaya si!!!


Submitted by: Me ThE gR8 (aman85_19@yahoo.com) on March 01, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Y do Couples Hold Hands During thier Wedding Day ?

It is just a formality, like 2 boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins..

=D

Submitted by: Me ThE gR8 (aman85_19@yahoo.com) on March 01, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

"lOvE"

In France : is a Comedy,

In England : is Tragedy,

In Italy : a Wounder,

In Germany : a Drama,

BuT

In Pakistan : National Game Hai Yaar sab Kheloo....

=D

Submitted by: Me ThE gR8 (aman85_19@yahoo.com) on March 01, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

Ek sardar doctor k paas aya...to ek aadmi ko rotay hue dekha or pocha..

"Oh Pa Ji Kyun Rotay Ho ??"

UsnE btaya " Main sugar test karane aya tha mere ungli kat thi.."

Ye sun kar sardar bhi rona shuru kardeta hai
Submitted by: Muddassir sethi (Sweet.muddassir@YAHOO.COM) on February 29, 2008
Rating: 4.14 out of 5

1 admi ne kaha:is zindagi se tu mut achi hai.
1 dam farishta aya aur kaha k tmhari jan nikalne ka hukum howa hai
Admi yelo banda yahan mazak b nh kr sakta

Submitted by: Hassan (deepdreamz_love@yahoo.com) on February 29, 2008
Rating: 3.67 out of 5

Quaid-e-Azam ka farman ha,
Ashwariya meri jaan ha,
Aj kal wo abhishek pe Qurban ha,
Kuch karo yaro akhir wo baba-e-Pakistan hain

Submitted by: Hassan (deepdreamz_love@yahoo.com) on February 29, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms kerna,


In kanjoson gharebon ka inbox bharna,


Mere ALLAH ab inhe bi aa jaye sharam,



Ye sms parhte hee in ka msg aa jaye

Submitted by: A.Rehman Tajani 00971502876395 (rehmantajani@hotmail.com) on February 29, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain

Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain

Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain

Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain. :p

Submitted by: A.Rehman Tajani 00971502876395 (rehmantajani@hotmail.com) on February 29, 2008
Rating: 3.5 out of 5

Allama Iqbal Apni GirlFriend Ko Kis Trha Sms Kerte . . .

Ae Jaan-e-Jaan Tere Intizaar Main Aankhain Nam Hyn


Ye Last SMS Hy Kyun K Balance Kam Hy . . . ;->

Submitted by: A.Rehman Tajani 00971502876395 (rehmantajani@hotmail.com) on February 29, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Kiya ap close up kertay hain?
Kiay ap confidence say chaltay hein?
Kiya ap penality bharte hai?
“Mobile“ k bill say bhartay hain?
To SMs kiuon nahi kartay hein!

Submitted by: A.Rehman Tajani 00971502876395 (rehmantajani@hotmail.com) on February 29, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

PEPSI


COCOCOLA


MARINDA


SPRITE


7UP


PAKOLA


BUBBLE UP


FANTA


in sab k DHAKAN jama kr k paper wale ko dena sms krne ko kuch paise mil jaege.

Submitted by: faisal 03468855606 (munnabhai.bems@yahoo.com) on February 29, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5

• Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration

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