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Dad: Puttar galti mobile company di aa, jede time nal sms nahi bhejde Submitted by: A.Rehman Tajani 00971502876395 (rehmantajani@hotmail.com) on February 29, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Arz kiA hy Aankhon me noor hy chehre pe suroor hy, Aankhon me noor hy chehre pe Suroor hy, ApNi kisi Friend se bAt hi kArwA do Meri ShAdi abi bht dur hy.. Submitted by: A.Rehman Tajani 00971502876395 (rehmantajani@hotmail.com) on February 29, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher: btao saal mein kitne mosam atay hn? Student:sir g,4 mosam. Teacher:kon kon se? Student:sir, 1:HANGAME, 2:TOR PHOR, 3:ELECTIONS, aur 4:CHUTTIYAN. Submitted by: faisal 03468855606 (munnabhai.bems@yahoo.com) on February 29, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor • Gud Morning! Aap ye soch rahe honge ki Raat ko Gud Morning kaise? Simple! Phone mera, Paise mere, Msg mera, toh marzi bhi meri! Jo marzi aayega wo bhejunga. Submitted by: faisal 03468855606 (munnabhai.bems@yahoo.com) on February 29, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor • Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends! • If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life! Submitted by: faisal 03468855606 (munnabhai.bems@yahoo.com) on February 29, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor • Girl announced her engagement to her father. Father: Does this fellow has any money? Girl: Oh! Dad, U men r all alike, thats exactly what he asked me about u! Submitted by: faisal 03468855606 (munnabhai.bems@yahoo.com) on February 29, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai. Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai? Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai. Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali. Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya Submitted by: faisal 03468855606 (munnabhai.bems@yahoo.com) on February 29, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Valentine special: Dunyia wich reh k rangaa wich kho jao.. Kise nu apna bana lao ya kise da ho jao.. Je kuchh vi ni hunda taan....Chakko Rajaai te so jao. Submitted by: faisal 03468855606 (munnabhai.bems@yahoo.com) on February 29, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor teacher to sardar katil kise kehte hain sardar i dont know teacher agar tum apne bap ko katal kar do to tum kia kehlao ge sardar yateem Submitted by: Dilawar (spiderboy098@yahoo.com) on February 27, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Love is life. Life is wife.Wife is children.Children is problem. Submitted by: Atif Mazhar Siddiqui. (decentboy20_51214@yahoo.com) on February 26, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Dil k zakham kise ko dikha na sako ge, Dil mein jo he kise ko beta na sako ge, Karo gey jawani mein jo Girlfriend pe kharchey, Burhape tak Udhar chuka na sako gey. Submitted by: ali gohar (ali_hingorjo@geo.tv) on February 26, 2008 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor DiL Cheer K Dek KiTna GoBar Hoga Mere Sanam Teri Kasam Kai KiLoo HoGaaa @Meri Aankhon ko sapnay phir dikha gaya koi, Bujhti Saanson mien mehak phir jaga gaya koi, Kia yeh sach much pyar hai, Ya phir say topi pehna ga Submitted by: zahid (zahidatta95@.com) on February 25, 2008 Rating: 3.45 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor sardar on biopractical. examinar;see the legs of this bird and tell me the name? sardar;i do not know? examinar;i gave you 0 number.what is your name? Submitted by: DiLsWeR KhaN (Dil_k_meer2010@yahoo.com) on February 25, 2008 Rating: 2.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor SaanD ChuPa Tabelay Mai Sharma Ke Gawalai Se ... Gawala Samaj Gaya SaanD k ishararay Se 0321-8131290 #03448131290 Submitted by: DiLsWeR KhaN (Dil_k_meer2010@yahoo.com) on February 25, 2008 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor JaB Se Tu Nai Mujhay Bakra Bana Raka Hai ....... Churra Her Shakhs Nai BagHal Mai Daba Raka Hai .... 0321-8131290 #0344-8231113 Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63 64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109

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