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Submitted by:
muddasar mehmood (king12339@yahoo.com) on
October 09, 2008
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pathan date pe gea,after dinner ahishta se bola:mujhe kuch pouchna hy tum naraz to nhe ho ge,girl:sharmate huy nhe,
pathan: tumhare pass naswar hy...
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Submitted by:
Aftab khan (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on
October 07, 2008
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U r very special 4 me...
U should b safe always...
U should b safe my dear...
I cant b wid u all time....
so pls b careful wenever u
jump from tree 2 tree...
Submitted by:
Aftab khan (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on
October 07, 2008
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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
Submitted by:
Aftab khan (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on
October 07, 2008
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Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali.
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Aftab khan (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on
October 07, 2008
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If I had a camera
I'll snap ur every moment
every smile
every memory
n keep...in my.... kitchen to scare the mouse...
Submitted by:
Aftab khan (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on
October 07, 2008
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sardar 2 shopkeeper:Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai
shopkeeper:Aap is ko 100 floor se nechay girao mirror 99 floor tak nhe toote ga.
Sardar:Wah pack kar do.........................
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Aftab khan (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on
October 07, 2008
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teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!
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mahi (xxxxxxx4367) on
October 06, 2008
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1 sharif aadmi shadi k bad apni BV sy bola! Aaj sy tm meri rahat ho, farhat ho, musarat ho.
BV boli: Mery liye b aaj sy aap he naveed ho, irfan ho, zubair ho.
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AWQ xxxxxxx5679 (w_123467@yahoo.com) on
October 06, 2008
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Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour se Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......
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AWQ xxxxxxx5679 (w_123467@yahoo.com) on
October 06, 2008
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Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai" .... Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai
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Ayub Ali (xxxxxxx5317( all_bouquets4u@yahoo.com)) on
October 05, 2008
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Na jane log Q durtay hain
Kuch log tou SMS bhee naheen kertay hayn
Kuch aisay bhee hayn aap jaisay is dunya may
Jo miscall ker kay bhee balance check kertay hayn
Submitted by:
Faheem (faheem.azam@hotmail.com) on
October 04, 2008
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Sardar:Dunya ka sub se purana janwar kon sa hai
Pathan:Zebra!
Sardar:Woh Kese?
Pathan:oye khocha wo Black & White jo hai.
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subtain(xxxxxxx4654) () on
October 03, 2008
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Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible
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subtain(xxxxxxx4654) () on
October 03, 2008
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AT The time of RUKSHTI
Dulha k Mobile pe bell hui
The ring tone was
Dill me Chup k arman le Chele
HUM Aaj apni Maut (death) ka saman le C'hele.
Submitted by:
subtain(xxxxxxx4654) () on
October 03, 2008
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How 2 grow friendship?
pick a good heart,
plant in a pot of trust,
water with good thoughts,
add some emotions and faith,
remove the misunderstanding and nourish it.
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