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Submitted by:
Habib (pakmughal87@hotmail.com) on
October 25, 2008
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PATHAN 1 BARAF KA TUKRA UTHA KER USEY GHOR SE DEKH RHA THA,,,
DOST: KYA DEKH RHA HEY YAAR???
PATHAN: DEKH RHA HOON YE LEAK KHAAN SE HO RHA HE.....
Submitted by:
faraz (ahmed_faraz143@live.com) on
October 25, 2008
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• 1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi
K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo
Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon
To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.
Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!
Submitted by:
Noman () on
October 24, 2008
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xxxxxxx3179
BADE LAMBE HOTE HAI
YE ZINDAGI KE RAASTE
DO KADAM TUM CHALO
DO KADAM HUM CHALENGE
BAAD MEIN TAXI KAR LENGE
Submitted by:
Noman () on
October 24, 2008
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HUM RAAT KI TANHAIYON SE AAPKA ZIKR KIYA KARTE HAI
CHAND SE AAPKI BAATE KIYA KARTE HAI
NA AAO HUMARE KHWABON MEIN YOON TUM
HUM BHOOT SE DARA KARTE HAI
Submitted by:
kamran () on
October 22, 2008
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Ak khatoon k
do jurwan bachay peda hoye
To bri b nay
tabsra kertay hoye kaha
aj kal lrai jughray dehshet fardi
itni zyada ho hi hai k
bachay dunya main
akelay aanay sey dartay hain,
Submitted by:
WAQAS (ON_LOOKERS@YAHOO.COM) on
October 22, 2008
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Jab Hurf Na'shanas yahan lafz feham hain
kion zouq-e-sher dae kae tmasha kia mujhay
khulta kisi pay kion ye meray Dil ka ma'amla
Sheroun kay entikhab nay ruswa kia mujhay
Submitted by:
Aftab khan (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on
October 20, 2008
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Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho
Submitted by:
Aftab khan (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on
October 20, 2008
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Ek pathan pehli martba plane per safar kr rha tha.air hostess:aap kya lena pasand krain ge.
Pathan(muskrate hue):um pehle yhan se nechay uter k rakshaw lena pasand kre ga.
Submitted by:
Aftab khan (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on
October 20, 2008
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Ek sardar painter tha.ek martba ek shaks ne apna nya mkan bnwaya.sardar ko bula kr kaha k meri is dewar per likhdo k yhan likhne wala giraftar kya jaae ga.
Sardar,jnab main nhi likhta mere chote chote bachay hain
Submitted by:
Seemal Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on
October 20, 2008
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Angel said:
i cant be everywhere to help u So i created MOTHER!
Devil replied: Me too cant be everywhere
So I created
MOTHER-IN-LAW... ;)
Submitted by:
Seenal Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on
October 20, 2008
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Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a way 2 success,
Smile is 2 win the Hearts,
Smile improves your personality
Soooo.....!!!!
Brush Properly !!! :D
Submitted by:
Umair Shahmeer (xxxxxxx9000) (the_desprado@yahoo.com) on
October 20, 2008
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History Teacher: MAria go to the map & find North America .
Maria: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct . now class, who discovered America?
Class:Maria!!! :)
Submitted by:
ali (sali88@ymail.com) on
October 19, 2008
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Ak khatoon k
do jurwan bachay peda hoye
To bri b nay
tabsra kertay hoye kaha
aj kal lrai jughray dehshet fardi
itni zyada ho hi hai k
bachay dunya main
akelay aanay sey dartay hain,
Submitted by:
HAROON (xxxxxxx1426) on
October 19, 2008
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man: khan sahib ajkal ap eid card
sell nahi kar rahy?
pathan:oyeee hamara dhanda tu mobile phone ny chopat kardiya,
har koi sms par wish karta hy,
na jany ye technology kab khatam hogi....
Submitted by:
HAROON (xxxxxxx1426) on
October 19, 2008
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man: khan sahib ap zakat kesy dety ho?
pathan: hum paison ko ooper phenkty hen,
jo neechy aajay wo hamary,
jo ooper reh jayn wo zakat ke...
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