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Submitted by: Habib (pakmughal87@hotmail.com) on October 25, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

PATHAN 1 BARAF KA TUKRA UTHA KER USEY GHOR SE DEKH RHA THA,,,
DOST: KYA DEKH RHA HEY YAAR???
PATHAN: DEKH RHA HOON YE LEAK KHAAN SE HO RHA HE.....

Submitted by: faraz (ahmed_faraz143@live.com) on October 25, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

• 1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo

Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon

To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.

Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!

Submitted by: Noman () on October 24, 2008
Rating: 2.33 out of 5

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BADE LAMBE HOTE HAI
YE ZINDAGI KE RAASTE
DO KADAM TUM CHALO
DO KADAM HUM CHALENGE
BAAD MEIN TAXI KAR LENGE

Submitted by: Noman () on October 24, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5

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HUM RAAT KI TANHAIYON SE AAPKA ZIKR KIYA KARTE HAI
CHAND SE AAPKI BAATE KIYA KARTE HAI
NA AAO HUMARE KHWABON MEIN YOON TUM
HUM BHOOT SE DARA KARTE HAI

Submitted by: kamran () on October 22, 2008
Rating: 1.93 out of 5

Ak khatoon k
do jurwan bachay peda hoye
To bri b nay
tabsra kertay hoye kaha
aj kal lrai jughray dehshet fardi
itni zyada ho hi hai k
bachay dunya main
akelay aanay sey dartay hain,



Submitted by: WAQAS (ON_LOOKERS@YAHOO.COM) on October 22, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Jab Hurf Na'shanas yahan lafz feham hain
kion zouq-e-sher dae kae tmasha kia mujhay
khulta kisi pay kion ye meray Dil ka ma'amla
Sheroun kay entikhab nay ruswa kia mujhay

Submitted by: Aftab khan (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on October 20, 2008
Rating: 4.33 out of 5

Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho


Submitted by: Aftab khan (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on October 20, 2008
Rating: 2.75 out of 5

Ek pathan pehli martba plane per safar kr rha tha.air hostess:aap kya lena pasand krain ge.
Pathan(muskrate hue):um pehle yhan se nechay uter k rakshaw lena pasand kre ga.


Submitted by: Aftab khan (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on October 20, 2008
Rating: 4.75 out of 5

Ek sardar painter tha.ek martba ek shaks ne apna nya mkan bnwaya.sardar ko bula kr kaha k meri is dewar per likhdo k yhan likhne wala giraftar kya jaae ga.
Sardar,jnab main nhi likhta mere chote chote bachay hain


Submitted by: Seemal Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on October 20, 2008
Rating: 3.67 out of 5

Angel said:
i cant be everywhere to help u So i created MOTHER!

Devil replied: Me too cant be everywhere


So I created

MOTHER-IN-LAW... ;)

Submitted by: Seenal Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on October 20, 2008
Rating: 2.75 out of 5

Smile is a language of love,

Smile is a way 2 success,

Smile is 2 win the Hearts,

Smile improves your personality

Soooo.....!!!!




Brush Properly !!! :D

Submitted by: Umair Shahmeer (xxxxxxx9000) (the_desprado@yahoo.com) on October 20, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

History Teacher: MAria go to the map & find North America .
Maria: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct . now class, who discovered America?
Class:Maria!!! :)

Submitted by: ali (sali88@ymail.com) on October 19, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5


Ak khatoon k
do jurwan bachay peda hoye
To bri b nay
tabsra kertay hoye kaha
aj kal lrai jughray dehshet fardi
itni zyada ho hi hai k
bachay dunya main
akelay aanay sey dartay hain,

Submitted by: HAROON (xxxxxxx1426) on October 19, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5

man: khan sahib ajkal ap eid card
sell nahi kar rahy?
pathan:oyeee hamara dhanda tu mobile phone ny chopat kardiya,
har koi sms par wish karta hy,
na jany ye technology kab khatam hogi....

Submitted by: HAROON (xxxxxxx1426) on October 19, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

man: khan sahib ap zakat kesy dety ho?
pathan: hum paison ko ooper phenkty hen,
jo neechy aajay wo hamary,
jo ooper reh jayn wo zakat ke...

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