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Funny SMS
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Submitted by: muddasar mehmood (king12339@yahoo.com) on October 09, 2008
Rating: 4.46 out of 5

pathan date pe gea,after dinner ahishta se bola:mujhe kuch pouchna hy tum naraz to nhe ho ge,girl:sharmate huy nhe,
pathan: tumhare pass naswar hy...
xxxxxxx8083

Submitted by: Aftab khan (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on October 07, 2008
Rating: 3.84 out of 5

U r very special 4 me...
U should b safe always...
U should b safe my dear...
I cant b wid u all time....
so pls b careful wenever u
jump from tree 2 tree...

Submitted by: Aftab khan (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on October 07, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Submitted by: Aftab khan (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on October 07, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali.


Submitted by: Aftab khan (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on October 07, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

If I had a camera

I'll snap ur every moment

every smile

every memory

n keep...in my.... kitchen to scare the mouse...

Submitted by: Aftab khan (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on October 07, 2008
Rating: 4.87 out of 5

sardar 2 shopkeeper:Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai
shopkeeper:Aap is ko 100 floor se nechay girao mirror 99 floor tak nhe toote ga.
Sardar:Wah pack kar do.........................

Submitted by: Aftab khan (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on October 07, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!


Submitted by: mahi (xxxxxxx4367) on October 06, 2008
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

1 sharif aadmi shadi k bad apni BV sy bola! Aaj sy tm meri rahat ho, farhat ho, musarat ho.

BV boli: Mery liye b aaj sy aap he naveed ho, irfan ho, zubair ho.

Submitted by: AWQ xxxxxxx5679 (w_123467@yahoo.com) on October 06, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour se Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

Submitted by: AWQ xxxxxxx5679 (w_123467@yahoo.com) on October 06, 2008
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai" .... Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai

Submitted by: Ayub Ali (xxxxxxx5317( all_bouquets4u@yahoo.com)) on October 05, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5

Na jane log Q durtay hain
Kuch log tou SMS bhee naheen kertay hayn
Kuch aisay bhee hayn aap jaisay is dunya may
Jo miscall ker kay bhee balance check kertay hayn

Submitted by: Faheem (faheem.azam@hotmail.com) on October 04, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Sardar:Dunya ka sub se purana janwar kon sa hai
Pathan:Zebra!
Sardar:Woh Kese?
Pathan:oye khocha wo Black & White jo hai.

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) () on October 03, 2008
Rating: 4.17 out of 5

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible


Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) () on October 03, 2008
Rating: 3.5 out of 5

AT The time of RUKSHTI
Dulha k Mobile pe bell hui
The ring tone was
Dill me Chup k arman le Chele
HUM Aaj apni Maut (death) ka saman le C'hele.

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) () on October 03, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

How 2 grow friendship?
pick a good heart,
plant in a pot of trust,
water with good thoughts,
add some emotions and faith,
remove the misunderstanding and nourish it.


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