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Submitted by: Arslan Wattoo xxxxxxx4544 (arslan.watto@yahoo.com) on October 17, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Malang:-Beta Hamesha Apne Se Badi Ko Maa,Choti Ko Beti,Barabar Wali Ko Bahen Maano!Boy:-Baba ji,phir ye LORA aap Hi Rakh lo,bhaang Kootnay K Kaam aye ga... Submitted by: Arslan Wattoo (arslan.watto@yahoo.com) on October 17, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek admi jaldi jaldi ladies toilet main ghus gya, ek aurat chillaye ;u idiot ye ladies k lye hai,Aadmi pant utaar k bola ye bhi ladies k liye hai !!.. Submitted by: Aftab khan (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on October 16, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha Submitted by: Ghazal Raees (ghazalrais@yahoo.com) on October 16, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Larki ka dil PANI ki tarah hota hai Larkay ka dil MOBILE ki tarah Chahay mobile pani mein giray ya Pani mobile pegiray Watt mobile ki hi lagti hai. Submitted by: Ghazal Raees (ghazalrais@yahoo.com) on October 16, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Doctor 2 patient: Tabiyat kaisi hai? Patient: Pehle se ziyada kharab hai. Doctor: Dawai khali thi kiya? Patient: Nahi dawai ki bottle to bhari howi thi. Doctor: I mean dawai li thi? Patient: G aap ne di thi to main ne le li thi. Doctor: Submitted by: xpd (xpd_15@yahoo.com) on October 16, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Log Kehtay Thay K Altaf Bhai Agar Kuttay Ko B Election Larwain Tu Wo B Jeet Jay Kuch Din Pahle Zardari K Intekhab Par Ye Baat B Sabit Ho Gai Hy . . . / Submitted by: sagar (sagar_4all_2008) on October 15, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi....Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki... Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna Husband Bhi saath Layegi!!... Submitted by: Aftab khan (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on October 15, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek dafa sardar ne bank se lon lekar car khrid ly but bank ka lon wapas na kar saka.magar Bank walo ne car wapas laly. Sardar:agar pata huta to shadi be bank ke lon se karta. Submitted by: kamran (sweet_kamran88) on October 14, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor jin tofano main logo ke ghar ur jate hain un tofano main hum apna undawer sukahaten hai kiyun ke hum hain DON Submitted by: Anam (love_pari21@yahoo.com) on October 11, 2008 Rating: 4.2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor I thought of suicide, Went to railway tracks but Got Ur sms and after reading I thought to be alive, U inspired me because If a useless person like U is alive, why should I die. Submitted by: Raja imran mani,xxxxxxx7671 (imranrajaalamgir@hotmail.com) on October 11, 2008 Rating: 4.46 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ak khatoon k do jurwan bachay peda hoye To bri b nay tabsra kertay hoye kaha aj kal lrai jughray dehshet fardi itni zyada ho hi hai k bachay dunya main akelay aanay sey dartay hain, Submitted by: muddasar mehmood (king12339@yahoo.com) on October 09, 2008 Rating: 4.46 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor pathan date pe gea,after dinner ahishta se bola:mujhe kuch pouchna hy tum naraz to nhe ho ge,girl:sharmate huy nhe, pathan: tumhare pass naswar hy... xxxxxxx8083 Submitted by: Aftab khan (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on October 07, 2008 Rating: 3.84 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor U r very special 4 me... U should b safe always... U should b safe my dear... I cant b wid u all time.... so pls b careful wenever u jump from tree 2 tree... Submitted by: Aftab khan (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on October 07, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii.... Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!! 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