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Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

teri koshish teri tadbeer hona chahta hoon
main tere hath ki tahreer hona chahta hoon
tu mere paas aye or palat k na jai
main tere paon ki zanjeer hona chahta hoon
mujeh adat nahi ab doosron k mashwaron ki
main khud bhi sahib-e-tadbeer hon

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Mujhay Bas Itna Kehna Hai,
Kabhi Mein Yaad Aaoon To,
Kabhi Tanhai Ki Raatein,
Tumhain Ziada Sataein To,
Kabhi Titli Na Bolay To,
Aur Jugnoo Lout Jaye To,
Kabhi Jab Dil Bhi Bhar Jaye,
Koi Jab Sun Na Paye To,
Agar Sab Dost Sathi B

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

1st day ur friendship was like a drop

2nd day its like River

3rd day its like Sea

4th day its like an Ocean

NowIts like sunami


HELP!

HELP!

HELP!

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy says thanks for the warning

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,


jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi,


dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim,


bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi......


Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008
Rating: 4.33 out of 5

TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

T.C to sardar in Train:
'Ticket Dikhao.
Sardar: 'Ha Ha, Ye lo'
T.C: 'Ye to purani Ticket hai.
Sardar: 'To train kya abhi Showroom se nikali hai? .

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008
Rating: 4.33 out of 5

Height of Insult...
ek larka gadhay kay samnaay gir gaya..!
ek Khobsorat larki nay dekha or boli..!
Apnay bary bahi kay paoon choo rhay ho??
Larka bola....
Je BHABEE

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008
Rating: 1.5 out of 5

Women are like internet virus
They enter your life, scan your pockets,
transfer money, edit your mind,
download their problems, delete you smile
and hang you life.

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

3 freinds waliking on a bridge they look down and see a man drowning they jump into da water 2 save him then they find out it was george bush

bush:coz u saved my life i ll give u whatever u want

1st:i want a ferrari
2nd : i want a mansion

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other,


After marriage Made for each other,

In future Mad because of each other.....!!!

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand

for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.


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