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HELP! HELP! Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi, dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim, bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...... Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 4.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor T.C to sardar in Train: 'Ticket Dikhao. Sardar: 'Ha Ha, Ye lo' T.C: 'Ye to purani Ticket hai. Sardar: 'To train kya abhi Showroom se nikali hai? . Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 4.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Height of Insult... ek larka gadhay kay samnaay gir gaya..! ek Khobsorat larki nay dekha or boli..! Apnay bary bahi kay paoon choo rhay ho?? Larka bola.... Je BHABEE Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 1.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Women are like internet virus They enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems, delete you smile and hang you life. Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 3 freinds waliking on a bridge they look down and see a man drowning they jump into da water 2 save him then they find out it was george bush bush:coz u saved my life i ll give u whatever u want 1st:i want a ferrari 2nd : i want a mansion Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other, After marriage Made for each other, In future Mad because of each other.....!!! Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal. 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