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Submitted by:
subtain(xxxxxxx4654) () on
October 03, 2008
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Eveything in this world is so fine,
but everything in this world is not mine,
but there is one thing that is pure & divine…
ur friendship & lucky to be mine…
Submitted by:
syed umar hayat xxxxxxx2243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
October 02, 2008
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Tujh Se B Ziada Teri Arzo Ki Ha
Is Trha Se Mene Teri Justoju Ki Ha
Ha BB Mar Gai To Kya Hwa,
Tjhey Paaney K Liey Hi Usey Mot Di Ha.
Frm ZARDARI To SHERE ;->
Submitted by:
syed umar hayat xxxxxxx2243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
October 02, 2008
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Is Dunya Me 1 Ache
Insaan Ka Mlna Ksi
Mojze Se Kam Nhi
1 Aisa Insan Jo
Khunsurat Dil Aur
Purkashish Shaksiyat
Ka Malik Ho
Islye
Submitted by:
Ayesha Tawab (xxxxxxx7587) on
October 02, 2008
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A boy wanted too know the age of his girlfriend
so he asked
Boy:
dear what's ur birth date?
Girl: 4th november
Boy: which year?
Girl:Jan Every year
Submitted by:
salmanxxxxxxx2240 (salmanwool@yahoo.com) on
October 02, 2008
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aik din galib peeshab kartey hoey pakrey gaye to boley k teri yad mey dukha hey dil kuch is tarah sey key ansoo bhi nikaltey hein rastey badal badal key
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AWQ xxxxxxx5679 (w_123467@yahoo.com) on
October 01, 2008
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on cricket match. there was a girl.. she painted pakistani flag on her face.. a boy kissed her and said...i love pakistan
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Taimur (Malik_tmr@yahoo.com) on
September 30, 2008
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Sardar to girl:kiya tum mujhe se saadi kro gi? Girl:mein aap se 1 saal choti hun. Sardar: koi gal nahi aglay saal kr le gay.
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xxxxxxx5292 (ashfaq_gomazi1986@yahoo.cpm) on
September 29, 2008
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ASARDAR= YAR KAL MAIN BATHROOM GAYA TO WAHAN SHER THA
2ND SARDAR= TO PAER AP NE KUYA KYA
SARDAR=KUCH NAHI MAIN NE SHER SE KAHA AP KAR LO MARI TO NIKAL GAI HAI
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King Absar Jiskani (xxxxxxx4989) on
September 27, 2008
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Teacher to Student:
Teacher: You are late today School 7 baje start hota hai aur tum ab aa rahe ho?
Student: Sir aap meri fikar na kia karen School Shuru karwa dia karen.
Submitted by:
subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
September 27, 2008
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teri koshish teri tadbeer hona chahta hoon
main tere hath ki tahreer hona chahta hoon
tu mere paas aye or palat k na jai
main tere paon ki zanjeer hona chahta hoon
mujeh adat nahi ab doosron k mashwaron ki
main khud bhi sahib-e-tadbeer hon
Submitted by:
subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
September 27, 2008
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Mujhay Bas Itna Kehna Hai,
Kabhi Mein Yaad Aaoon To,
Kabhi Tanhai Ki Raatein,
Tumhain Ziada Sataein To,
Kabhi Titli Na Bolay To,
Aur Jugnoo Lout Jaye To,
Kabhi Jab Dil Bhi Bhar Jaye,
Koi Jab Sun Na Paye To,
Agar Sab Dost Sathi B
Submitted by:
subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
September 27, 2008
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1st day ur friendship was like a drop
2nd day its like River
3rd day its like Sea
4th day its like an Ocean
NowIts like sunami
HELP!
HELP!
HELP!
Submitted by:
subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
September 27, 2008
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A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy says thanks for the warning
Submitted by:
subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
September 27, 2008
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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
Submitted by:
subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
September 27, 2008
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jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi,
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim,
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi......
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