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Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on October 03, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Sms to ekv bahana hai,
irada to aapka ek lamhe churana hai,
aap chahe humse baat karo na karo ,
phir bhi aapki yadoon mein hamara aana jana hai.


Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on October 03, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

I may be far 4 a min, 4 a hr, 4 a day, 4 a month,
but I’l always b there 4 u.
I may not be able to always say good morning,
good evening, good night, but,
I’ll never say Gud Bye…

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) () on October 03, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) () on October 03, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Friends are not a game to play,
Friends are not just a Word to say,
Friends do not start in March & end in May,
“Friends” means yesterday,
Today & Forever”.

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) () on October 03, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Eveything in this world is so fine,
but everything in this world is not mine,
but there is one thing that is pure & divine…
ur friendship & lucky to be mine…

Submitted by: syed umar hayat xxxxxxx2243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on October 02, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Tujh Se B Ziada Teri Arzo Ki Ha
Is Trha Se Mene Teri Justoju Ki Ha
Ha BB Mar Gai To Kya Hwa,
Tjhey Paaney K Liey Hi Usey Mot Di Ha.
Frm ZARDARI To SHERE ;->



Submitted by: syed umar hayat xxxxxxx2243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on October 02, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Is Dunya Me 1 Ache
Insaan Ka Mlna Ksi
Mojze Se Kam Nhi
1 Aisa Insan Jo
Khunsurat Dil Aur
Purkashish Shaksiyat
Ka Malik Ho
Islye


Submitted by: Ayesha Tawab (xxxxxxx7587) on October 02, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

A boy wanted too know the age of his girlfriend
so he asked
Boy:
dear what's ur birth date?
Girl: 4th november
Boy: which year?
Girl:Jan Every year


Submitted by: salmanxxxxxxx2240 (salmanwool@yahoo.com) on October 02, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

aik din galib peeshab kartey hoey pakrey gaye to boley k teri yad mey dukha hey dil kuch is tarah sey key ansoo bhi nikaltey hein rastey badal badal key

Submitted by: AWQ xxxxxxx5679 (w_123467@yahoo.com) on October 01, 2008
Rating: 2.75 out of 5

on cricket match. there was a girl.. she painted pakistani flag on her face.. a boy kissed her and said...i love pakistan

Submitted by: Taimur (Malik_tmr@yahoo.com) on September 30, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Sardar to girl:kiya tum mujhe se saadi kro gi? Girl:mein aap se 1 saal choti hun. Sardar: koi gal nahi aglay saal kr le gay.

Submitted by: xxxxxxx5292 (ashfaq_gomazi1986@yahoo.cpm) on September 29, 2008
Rating: 3.75 out of 5

ASARDAR= YAR KAL MAIN BATHROOM GAYA TO WAHAN SHER THA
2ND SARDAR= TO PAER AP NE KUYA KYA
SARDAR=KUCH NAHI MAIN NE SHER SE KAHA AP KAR LO MARI TO NIKAL GAI HAI

Submitted by: King Absar Jiskani (xxxxxxx4989) on September 27, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5

Teacher to Student:

Teacher: You are late today School 7 baje start hota hai aur tum ab aa rahe ho?

Student: Sir aap meri fikar na kia karen School Shuru karwa dia karen.

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

teri koshish teri tadbeer hona chahta hoon
main tere hath ki tahreer hona chahta hoon
tu mere paas aye or palat k na jai
main tere paon ki zanjeer hona chahta hoon
mujeh adat nahi ab doosron k mashwaron ki
main khud bhi sahib-e-tadbeer hon

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Mujhay Bas Itna Kehna Hai,
Kabhi Mein Yaad Aaoon To,
Kabhi Tanhai Ki Raatein,
Tumhain Ziada Sataein To,
Kabhi Titli Na Bolay To,
Aur Jugnoo Lout Jaye To,
Kabhi Jab Dil Bhi Bhar Jaye,
Koi Jab Sun Na Paye To,
Agar Sab Dost Sathi B

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