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Submitted by: EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin@yahoo.com) on February 20, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Munna bhai says
Life main teen chezon k peche kabhi nai bhagne ka Bole tu


aik bus


aik train


aur
aik larki

Bole tu
in teeno
pe seedha
char jane ka.

Submitted by: IRFAN (IRFAN7872000@YAHOO.COM) on February 19, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5



Her bat sy izhar "Nahi Hota"
Her rasty pr intezar "Nahi Hota"


Yun tu
*SMS*
Milty hain sub sy
"LAKIN" Her
*"SMS"*
Me aap jaisy piyar "Nahi Hota"



Submitted by: raees (raees_5fri@yahoo.com) on February 19, 2008
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

sardar g ki kise ne khawab mian bund mari agly din sardar ne apna account he band karwa diya?????? bhala kyou

Submitted by: Atif Mazhar Siddiqui. (decentboy20_51214@yahoo.com) on February 19, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Students marte nahin zinda Dafnae jate hein,

Har 4 mahino mein tarpae jate hein,

Kafan khool k deikho,

To wo Qabar mein b asignmint Likhte hoe pae jate hein.

Submitted by: Shad (0344-4570810) (shad_moody@hotmail.com) on February 19, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Some time my heart ask,Why i miss u? Why i like u? Why i SMS u? Why i call u? Why i care 4u.
..then my mind answers me ????
..
..Mental people neend extra care.

Submitted by: Shad (0344-4570810) (shad_moody@hotmail.com) on February 19, 2008
Rating: 2 out of 5

Atention plzz:
Burqa posh haseenaon se parhaiz karain.. Aandar MOLVI bhi ho sakta hai...Chief commisioner Police,Islamabad.

Submitted by: Makki shad(0344-4570810) (shad_moody@hotmail.com) on February 19, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Some time my heart ask,Why i miss u? Why i like u? Why i SMS u? Why i call u? Why i care 4u.
..then my mind answers me ????
..
..Mental people neend extra care.

Submitted by: Shad (0344-4570810) (shad_moody@hotmail.com) on February 19, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

Arz kya ha.....
khuda bachaye ap ko in

hasino se

in naznino se

in mehjabino se
par

in hasino ko kon bachaye ga???
.
.
.
.
.
.
AP jaisykamino se..

Submitted by: Shad (0344-4570810) (shad_moody@hotmail.com) on February 19, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

abay o langoor
abay o kahjoor
abay o kamenay
abay o bewakoof
abay o bagerat!









aisa kiso ko kehna nahi chaiye us ko "BURA" lagay ga

Submitted by: Shad (0344-4570810) (shad_moody@hotmail.com) on February 19, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha,"Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?" BIWI Boli, "Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai

Submitted by: Shad (0344-4570810) (shad_moody@hotmail.com) on February 19, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

On wedding night..Dulha entering his room..Prayed "Oh god!! Mujhe taaqat aur guidance day..Dulhan boli,Taaqat ki dua maang,Guide main kar dongi.

Submitted by: Talha (muhammadtalhaazhar@yahoo.com) on February 19, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5

Agar molvi hazrat films bnane lagen tu films ke naam aisay honge
1 Islam aya tum na aye 2 kaho na ramzan hai 3 hum zakat de chuke sanam 4 kabhi roza kabhi namaz 5 humari tasbish app ke pass hai 6 Molvi banaya app ne.

Submitted by: rahul (rahull_d_gr8@hotmail.com) on February 18, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

ek dil ek jaa ek dil ek jaaek dil ek jaa ek dil ek jaa ek dil ek jaa ek dil ek jaa ek dil ek dil ek jaa ek jaa .................
abey kya ek dil ek ... mojhe kya malum

Submitted by: ALI RAZA MANGI (alis_mangi@yahoo.com) on February 18, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

PATHAN GHAR WALON K SATH APNA RISHTA DEKHNAY GAYA,
GHAR WALO NE KAHA DONO KO AKELA CHOR DO,
PATHAN:BEHEN G AAP K KITNAY BHAI HAIN???
PAHLY 3 THEY, AB 4 HO GAYE HAIN.

ALI RZA MANGI
LARKANA 03342064065

Submitted by: EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin@yahoo.com) on February 18, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

('.')/*bomb bomb*
@@@*bomb bomb*
/ *bomb bomb*

jaldi se apne sare msg muje send kar do...
Warna main tumhare mobile main
khud-kush hamla kar dunga..

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