Free SMS
»
Mobilink SMS
»
Ufone SMS
»
Telenor SMS
»
Warid SMS
»
Insta SMS
»
Paktel SMS
Submit SMS Message
SMS Messages
»
Anniversary SMS
»
Birthday SMS
»
Christmas SMS
»
Cool SMS
»
Dreams SMS
»
Eid Mubarak SMS
»
Flirt SMS
»
Friendship SMS
»
Funny SMS
»
Getwell Soon SMS
»
Good Luck SMS
»
Good Morning SMS
»
Good Night SMS
»
Independence SMS
»
Islamic SMS
»
Love SMS
»
Missing You SMS
»
Mothers Day SMS
»
New Year SMS
»
Urdu SMS
Home
-
SMS Messages
- Funny SMS
Funny SMS
Pages:
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
84
85
86
87
88
89
90
91
92
93
94
95
96
97
98
99
100
101
102
103
104
105
106
107
108
109
110
111
112
113
114
115
116
117
118
119
120
121
122
123
124
125
126
127
128
129
130
131
132
133
134
135
136
137
138
139
140
141
142
143
144
145
146
147
148
149
150
151
152
153
154
155
156
157
158
159
160
161
162
163
164
165
166
167
168
169
170
171
172
173
174
175
176
177
178
179
180
181
182
183
184
185
186
187
188
189
190
191
192
Submitted by:
subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
September 27, 2008
Rating:
0 out of 5
Excellent
Good
Fair
So So
Poor
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
Submitted by:
subtain(0313-xxxxxxx) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
September 27, 2008
Rating:
5 out of 5
Excellent
Good
Fair
So So
Poor
Jab subha jago to kalma-e-tayyeba padho
Jab pani pine lago to Bismillah padho
Jab muje dekho to Masha Allah padho
Jab aaena dekho to Lahol Wala Quwwat padho
Submitted by:
affan (zarak_cool@hotmail.com) on
September 27, 2008
Rating:
5 out of 5
Excellent
Good
Fair
So So
Poor
aal ka sawal:
mohabbat ho jati hai ya karni parrti hai?
.
.
.
.
..
.
.
.
.
.
.
answer:
khubsurat ho tou ho jati hai aur agar amir ho tou karni parrti hai heheeheheehehe
Submitted by:
Mahi (xxxxxxx4367) on
September 27, 2008
Rating:
5 out of 5
Excellent
Good
Fair
So So
Poor
1 pathan dozakh se nikla,chupkay se janat m dakhil ho gya.Farishtoo n boht mara.
Pathan: Oh bai me janati ho.Me dozakh main gull khan se Naswar lainay gaya tha.
Submitted by:
Naveed Shahzad (tumbin185@yahoo.com) on
September 24, 2008
Rating:
4.8 out of 5
Excellent
Good
Fair
So So
Poor
choom leta in haseen hontho ko faraz,
per us ki behti naak nyirada badal dya
Submitted by:
f cheema xxxxxxx0942 (f_cheema2008@yahoo.com) on
September 24, 2008
Rating:
4 out of 5
Excellent
Good
Fair
So So
Poor
Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Beta: Padh Rha Hu.
Maa: Shabash! Kya Padh Rahe Ho?
Beta: Ji, Film Shole Ki Story
Submitted by:
nusrata khtar (nusratakhtariub@yahoo.com) on
September 23, 2008
Rating:
0 out of 5
Excellent
Good
Fair
So So
Poor
sardar g has failed in english translation ppaper he translated the followin sentences
q no 1 mn aamadmi nahi hon (i m not amango man0
2-mjy b english ati ha (english comes to me also)
3do or do char hoty han (give and give equal four)
4 sarda
Submitted by:
Ziddi.xxxxxxx6514 (mu.shi.786@hotmail.com) on
September 23, 2008
Rating:
5 out of 5
Excellent
Good
Fair
So So
Poor
Aj Mosam me kush ajeeb si bat hy
Aj Bekabu sy mery jazbat hyn
Ji Chahta hy chura lon tum ko Tumhi sy.
Magar Ammi Kehti hyn Chori Karna buri bat hy
Submitted by:
tania khan (tania_khan76@yahoo.com) on
September 20, 2008
Rating:
3 out of 5
Excellent
Good
Fair
So So
Poor
1 doctor ne Pathan ko E.C.G.test karne k liye libartory beja.Pathan ja kar kuch dair sochta raha.phir tang aa kar DOCTOR se bola.YARA AMAR ko CNG hi laga do
Submitted by:
subtain-xxxxxxx4654 () on
September 19, 2008
Rating:
2 out of 5
Excellent
Good
Fair
So So
Poor
Ek pathan ki Amma mar gaye.
1 Admi bola -Amma Mujhe le jati,
2-4 Admi or bole -Amma hamy bi le jati-
Pathan Bola,
Chup ho jao kamino Amma kya suzuki kr k gyi hey
Submitted by:
subtain-xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
September 19, 2008
Rating:
5 out of 5
Excellent
Good
Fair
So So
Poor
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a beggar.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished
Submitted by:
subtain-xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
September 19, 2008
Rating:
5 out of 5
Excellent
Good
Fair
So So
Poor
Aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hay
Aap say larna adat ki baat hay
Aap say door rehna qismat ki baat hay
magar
magar
aaap ko bardashat karna!
Himmat ki baat hay
Submitted by:
subtain-xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
September 19, 2008
Rating:
0 out of 5
Excellent
Good
Fair
So So
Poor
Ants were swiming
elephant jump into the pool
so ant came out.
one ant jump on the elephant
other elephant shouted
"duba duba k maro saalay ko"
Submitted by:
subtain-xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
September 19, 2008
Rating:
4.5 out of 5
Excellent
Good
Fair
So So
Poor
na chahat hai sitaron ki
na tamanna hai nazaron ki
bas aap jesa ek dost mil jaye
jo matt mar de saron ki
Submitted by:
ssubtain(xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
September 19, 2008
Rating:
5 out of 5
Excellent
Good
Fair
So So
Poor
zindagi lambi hy dost banaty raho
dil mily na mily haath milaty raho taj mehal banana to mushkil hai dost lekin har gali me "ANARKALI" phasaty raho
Pages:
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
84
85
86
87
88
89
90
91
92
93
94
95
96
97
98
99
100
101
102
103
104
105
106
107
108
109
110
111
112
113
114
115
116
117
118
119
120
121
122
123
124
125
126
127
128
129
130
131
132
133
134
135
136
137
138
139
140
141
142
143
144
145
146
147
148
149
150
151
152
153
154
155
156
157
158
159
160
161
162
163
164
165
166
167
168
169
170
171
172
173
174
175
176
177
178
179
180
181
182
183
184
185
186
187
188
189
190
191
192
SMS2PK.com
is
not
affiliated in any way with Mobilink, UFone, Insta, Paktel, Warid or Telenor.
Division of
Avonix.com
- Website by
Zahid