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Submitted by:
EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin@yahoo.com) on
February 18, 2008
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3 out of 5
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AP ka Farz he Dalna
Ap ka Haq he Dalna
Acha lage to Dalo
Bhrosa hoto DalO
Jahan Marzi Dalo
Jisko Marzi Dalo
Orat ko Dalo
Mard ko Dalo
Pr Vote Zaroor dalo
Submitted by:
faisal gondal(0300 6044790) (www.fm_gondal786@yahoo.com) on
February 18, 2008
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*MAAFI NAMA*
Agar mere sms se aap
preshan ya ghusa hon
to bila jhijhakapne mobile ko
kachre k dhair main dal dain
na rahe ga mobile
na baje gi sms tone/
Submitted by:
faisal_gondal(0300 6044790) (www.fm_gondal786@yahoo.com) on
February 17, 2008
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morning voices
UK:Hi dear
USA:Good Morning
CHINA:Mehow
JAPAN:Shanhow
ITALY:Manichi
INDIA:Namastay
FRANCE:Sanchay
IN PAKISTAN:Uth kanjra 10 waj gaey ne
Submitted by:
faisal gondal(03006044790) (www.fm_gondal786@yahoo.com) on
February 17, 2008
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3 aadmi jahanam main jain ge
1 jo kisi ko qatal kare ga
2 jo alllah k sath kisi ko sharik therai ga
3 jo (Q) league ko vote de ga
Submitted by:
I_THE_JAAAN(0333-5832604) (i_the_jaaan@yahoo.com) on
February 16, 2008
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A punjabi woman talking 2 an English doctor in LONDON about her ill child....
"My kaka is ill ek week da,
Na eat da na sleep da,
Bas weep da te Cheek da".....
Submitted by:
waqee (0321-6668262) (waqeeullah@yahoo.com) on
February 15, 2008
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3.17 out of 5
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Extreme of fashion?
Dhotee with zip
Extreme of secrecy?
-Blank visiting card
Exteme of stupidity?
-looking through a keyhole of a glass door
Extreme of dehydration?
-A cow giving milk power
Extre
Submitted by:
Shad (0344-4570810) (shad_moody@hotmail.com) on
February 15, 2008
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1 admi chupke se jahanum se nikla or janat me chala gaya fristey ne pakar ker khub mara admi uta or bola tuhade ina harktan to koi janat wich nai anda$$$$$$$$$$$
Submitted by:
Shad (0344-4570810) (shad_moody@hotmail.com) on
February 15, 2008
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Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sakho ge
Dil main jo baat hai kisi ko bata na sakho ge
karo ge jawani main jo GIRL FRIEND pe kharche
Bhurape tak uss ka udhar chuka na sakho ge.
Submitted by:
Shad (0344-4570810) (shad_moody@hotmail.com) on
February 15, 2008
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Ek Bhikari Nay Ghar K Bahar Say Awaz Lagai Babo ji R oti Milay gey .Andar Say Awaz I Biwi Ghar PER NAHI Hay!Bhikari!Main Chom Miyan Nahi ROti Mangi Hay.
Submitted by:
Shad (0344-4570810) (shad_moody@hotmail.com) on
February 15, 2008
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Dosti karo telenor wali se
pyar karo jazz wali se
Date maro ufone wali se
Ankh larao paktel wali se
lambi baat karo warid wali se
per
per
Shadi karo PTCL wali se
Submitted by:
Shad (0344-4570810) (shad_moody@hotmail.com) on
February 15, 2008
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1 sardar apnay betay se! beta kisi se na darna q k too shair ka puttur he
beta!han mujhay maloom he ammi aksar kehti rehti hen
sardar!kia kehti hen?????????
beta!yehi k too to kisi janwar ki oulad he
Submitted by:
Shad (0344-4570810) (shad_moody@hotmail.com) on
February 15, 2008
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Ik admi k uper se snak guzar gia to woh rone laga logoon ne pocha keyoun ro reh ho sanp ne tumhain dasa to nahi to us ne kaha main is liye nhi roraha k muje sanp ne dasa nehi blke main to is liye rorah hoon k snak ne rasta bana liya he
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Shad (0344-4570810) (shad_moody@hotmail.com) on
February 15, 2008
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Aik murgi ne teen ande diy aur dua kia bache naike niklyen,pahla bacha namaz perta huwa nikla,doosra tasbeeh kerta huwa nikla,teesra bacha ande se na nikla tu murgi ne pereshan ho ker bachon se poocha tu kahne lage mama wo aatkaaf pe bhetha hai,
Submitted by:
Shad (0344-4570810) (shad_moody@hotmail.com) on
February 15, 2008
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Har bar mosam ki tarah badal jatey ho
har naye din hmara dil dokhate ho
yeh sun ker hamari rooh to kaamp gai
k tum ab bartan dhone waley soap sey nahatey ho
Submitted by:
Ehtasham (paradise_386@hotmail.com) on
February 14, 2008
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Quaid-e-Azam ka farmaan hai "Aishwariya" meri jaan hai. pr "Abhishek" us pr qubaan hai.kuch karo mere nojavanoon. Baba-e-Qoom bohat pereshaan hai.
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