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Kallo, Inter main Per rha hai, Billo, Matric main Per rha hai, Aur . . . Ulloo, SmS Per rha hai Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ek dost dosre dost se: yaar mein tumahare lya africa se ek bander la raha tha lekin wo raste mein hi bhag gya, tumahari tarah buhat chalak tha wo, dosra dost:tum jo aa gye ho mere lya yehi buhat khusi ki baat hai Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek Bar Ek Pathan Se Kise Ne Poocha KayAap Ki Umar Kya Hai? Pathan Bola 20 Saal:10 Saal Ke Baad Phir Aus Ne Umar Ke Bare Me Poocha Pathan Ne Phir Wahi 20 Saal Batai Is Per Woh Aadmi Bola Ke Pathan Sahib 10 Saal Pehle Bhi Aap 20 Saal Ke Thi Aur Aaj Bhi .Pat Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aik admi ne pathan se poocha ke laloo khet kon se number ki bus jay gi khan ne kaha ke 6 number bus jay gi admi ne kaha ke agar 6 number nahi mili to kia karoon khan ne kaha agar 6 number nahi mile to teen teen number ka do bus pakar lena Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor abhi to dosti ki hai waqt aany pr dosti ka farz b nibhayen ge dil p pathar rakh k 1 din hum khud tumhein "Mental Hospital" chor ayenge Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts. Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Luv and Saala are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Saala also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!! Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Bhikari: Hello Pizza hut? Operator: Yes Piza Hut, Bhikari: 3 large piza 6 chicken wings 2 pepsi Operator: kis k nam py bejhu sir? Bhikari: ALLAH k nam py baba.... Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai? Submitted by: subtain(0313-xxxxxxx) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Jab subha jago to kalma-e-tayyeba padho Jab pani pine lago to Bismillah padho Jab muje dekho to Masha Allah padho Jab aaena dekho to Lahol Wala Quwwat padho Submitted by: affan (zarak_cool@hotmail.com) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor aal ka sawal: mohabbat ho jati hai ya karni parrti hai? . . . . .. . . . . . . answer: khubsurat ho tou ho jati hai aur agar amir ho tou karni parrti hai heheeheheehehe Submitted by: Mahi (xxxxxxx4367) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 pathan dozakh se nikla,chupkay se janat m dakhil ho gya.Farishtoo n boht mara. Pathan: Oh bai me janati ho.Me dozakh main gull khan se Naswar lainay gaya tha. Submitted by: Naveed Shahzad (tumbin185@yahoo.com) on September 24, 2008 Rating: 4.8 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor choom leta in haseen hontho ko faraz, per us ki behti naak nyirada badal dya Submitted by: f cheema xxxxxxx0942 (f_cheema2008@yahoo.com) on September 24, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Beta: Padh Rha Hu. Maa: Shabash! Kya Padh Rahe Ho? 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