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Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai? Submitted by: subtain(0313-xxxxxxx) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Jab subha jago to kalma-e-tayyeba padho Jab pani pine lago to Bismillah padho Jab muje dekho to Masha Allah padho Jab aaena dekho to Lahol Wala Quwwat padho Submitted by: affan (zarak_cool@hotmail.com) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor aal ka sawal: mohabbat ho jati hai ya karni parrti hai? . . . . .. . . . . . . answer: khubsurat ho tou ho jati hai aur agar amir ho tou karni parrti hai heheeheheehehe Submitted by: Mahi (xxxxxxx4367) on September 27, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 pathan dozakh se nikla,chupkay se janat m dakhil ho gya.Farishtoo n boht mara. Pathan: Oh bai me janati ho.Me dozakh main gull khan se Naswar lainay gaya tha. Submitted by: Naveed Shahzad (tumbin185@yahoo.com) on September 24, 2008 Rating: 4.8 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor choom leta in haseen hontho ko faraz, per us ki behti naak nyirada badal dya Submitted by: f cheema xxxxxxx0942 (f_cheema2008@yahoo.com) on September 24, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Beta: Padh Rha Hu. Maa: Shabash! Kya Padh Rahe Ho? Beta: Ji, Film Shole Ki Story Submitted by: nusrata khtar (nusratakhtariub@yahoo.com) on September 23, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor sardar g has failed in english translation ppaper he translated the followin sentences q no 1 mn aamadmi nahi hon (i m not amango man0 2-mjy b english ati ha (english comes to me also) 3do or do char hoty han (give and give equal four) 4 sarda Submitted by: Ziddi.xxxxxxx6514 (mu.shi.786@hotmail.com) on September 23, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aj Mosam me kush ajeeb si bat hy Aj Bekabu sy mery jazbat hyn Ji Chahta hy chura lon tum ko Tumhi sy. Magar Ammi Kehti hyn Chori Karna buri bat hy Submitted by: tania khan (tania_khan76@yahoo.com) on September 20, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 doctor ne Pathan ko E.C.G.test karne k liye libartory beja.Pathan ja kar kuch dair sochta raha.phir tang aa kar DOCTOR se bola.YARA AMAR ko CNG hi laga do Submitted by: subtain-xxxxxxx4654 () on September 19, 2008 Rating: 2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek pathan ki Amma mar gaye. 1 Admi bola -Amma Mujhe le jati, 2-4 Admi or bole -Amma hamy bi le jati- Pathan Bola, Chup ho jao kamino Amma kya suzuki kr k gyi hey Submitted by: subtain-xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 19, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a beggar. A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished Submitted by: subtain-xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 19, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hay Aap say larna adat ki baat hay Aap say door rehna qismat ki baat hay magar magar aaap ko bardashat karna! Himmat ki baat hay Submitted by: subtain-xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 19, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ants were swiming elephant jump into the pool so ant came out. one ant jump on the elephant other elephant shouted "duba duba k maro saalay ko" Submitted by: subtain-xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 19, 2008 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor na chahat hai sitaron ki na tamanna hai nazaron ki bas aap jesa ek dost mil jaye jo matt mar de saron ki Submitted by: ssubtain(xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 19, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor zindagi lambi hy dost banaty raho dil mily na mily haath milaty raho taj mehal banana to mushkil hai dost lekin har gali me "ANARKALI" phasaty raho Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68 69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192

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