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Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik@yahoo.com) on November 29, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

aik chor aik pathan ka cell le k bhag gaya
aik admi ne pathan se kaha
tomhara mobile chor le k bhag gaya ha orr tum hans rahe tu pahan bola bhagne do charger tu mere pass ha

Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on November 28, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Teri ankhain jhuki jhuki
Tera chehra khila khila
Jab terechehre per haath
ghumaya to aadhakilo fair & lovely mila



Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on November 27, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

waqt ki dhaar k sath hum chalte hain
ise ada pe hi tu hamari log marte hain
sms ki dunia k hum betaj badsha hian
ise liye tu log humain sms karne se darte hain


Submitted by: Tipu (tipu463@yahoo.com) on November 27, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Sardar on phone:
“Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

Submitted by: Tipu (tipu463@yahoo.com) on November 27, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.

Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya

Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on November 26, 2008
Rating: 3.5 out of 5

Dard Sehnay se mohabbat berhti hai FARAZ
Yeh keh ker woh shaks ser mein DANDA mar gya


Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on November 25, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

thappar marne per aik hubi apni b.v. ko manate huye bola: admi use ko marta ha, jise sab se zayada pyar kerta ha ................... phir b.v. ne apne hubi ko 2 thappar mare orr boli aap kya samjhte hain mujhe aap se pyar nahin

Submitted by: Aftab khan (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on November 25, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Dil ko pata Tha wo zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi.Par kabhi Socha Na Tha k.Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna Husband B 7 Layegi!!...


Submitted by: AHSAN (SARWARAHSAN@YAHOO.COM) on November 24, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de,
Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de,
Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de...mohanaggarwal

Submitted by: ARSLAN ALI (TANA_TANACH@YAHOO.COM.AU) on November 24, 2008
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

SHAYERI CHORD KER PAKORDY BACH RAHA HUN (WASI).
KALEJA MUN KO ATA HAI ANJAM-E- FARAZ DEKH KER.

Submitted by: Tipu (tipu463@yahoo.com) on November 24, 2008
Rating: 4.67 out of 5

In a market a man goes to a beautiful woman:
Man: Meri b.v ghum ho gayi hai kiya mai app se baat kar sakta hoon?
Woman: kyun?
Man: Mai jab b kisi beautiful woman se baat karta hoon meri b.v mere samne aa jati hai ;)

Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on November 23, 2008
Rating: 3.4 out of 5

har khushi ko teri taraf morr doun
chand itarey ter liye chor doun
har kamyabi ka darwaza tere liye khol doun
itna hi bohat hai ya 2 4 orr chor doun

Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on November 23, 2008
Rating: 2 out of 5

january 2 decembr
sunday 2 saturday
am 2 pm
my feeling 4 u hv never changed
u r always




a headache 4 me


Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on November 23, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5

teacher:which is important 4 us??
sardar:moon bcoz it gives us light when v need,but sun givees us light only in da day time when v donot need.......

Submitted by: Skindar (Super_lunandphudi@yahoo.com) on November 22, 2008
Rating: 3.25 out of 5

Aik totli aurat suit rangwane gai, aur rang wale se boli "lun wale mere is chut mei aisa lun dalna ke chut phat jaye magar lun na nikle".

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