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Submitted by: Anjum da gr8 0307-5481537 () on August 03, 2008
Rating: 4.6 out of 5

Mesage of the year
Aurat ki zindagi lambi,hansti muskarati aur tension say azaad kyun hoti hai?
Why?
very simple
Kyun k Aurat ki BV nahi hoti..

Submitted by: Alone(S) 0334-8552989 () on August 03, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Father:Nalaik,Parrosi ki larki ko dekh woh first aaye hai,,

Son:aur kitna dekhun usi ko to dekh dekh kar fail ho gaya

Submitted by: sadia.(03346372143) () on August 03, 2008
Rating: 4.2 out of 5

HAMARE LIFE US WAQT
COMPLETE HOTI HE
JAB AAP HON OR MAIN HON
OR HAMARE
CHOTE CHOTE
PYARE PYARE
SWEET SWEET
NANNY MUNNY
SHRARTI SHARARTI
‘SMS HON’


Submitted by: maliha (bloodofbleed@HOTMAIL.COM) on August 02, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

EMOTIONAL COMEDY :

Dil ko pata tha wo zarur
ayegi ,




Dil ko pata tha wo zarur
ayegi ,



per kabhi socha na tha k surpise
me wo apna Husband sath
layegi.....:D

Submitted by: Amir +923137577711 (friends4_sms@yahoo.com) on July 31, 2008
Rating: 4.54 out of 5

Wife: Suno g doctor ne mujhe aik
maheenay k araam k liye beautiful
foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..

Submitted by: Aftab khan<03015630097> (<desertonflow92@hotmail.com><desertonflow92@yahoo.com>) on July 31, 2008
Rating: 2.37 out of 5

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Submitted by: AWQ (03342425679 ) (w_123467@yahoo.com) on July 30, 2008
Rating: 4.33 out of 5

Aik sardar doosre se,
"Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain..":-)
Doosra,
"Woww, Shaadi Kab hai.???"
Sardar,
"Meri 7 Oct ko aur uski 13 Nov ko"

Submitted by: AWQ (03342425679 ) (w_123467@yahoo.com) on July 30, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Husband:
kal mery khawab may ek larki aye the.
Wahh kia larki thi,
Wife: akeli aye hogi?
Husband: tumko kaise pata?
Wife:
Uss ka husband mere khawab mein tha.

Submitted by: AWQ (03342425679 ) (w_123467@yahoo.com) on July 30, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Girl:Me tumse shadi nai kar sakti isliye ye lo apne love leters or mere muje wapis karo!
Boy:bari c basket samne rakhte hue)is mein se jo jo tmhare hn nikal lo

Submitted by: Aftab khan<03015630097> (<desertonflow92@hotmail.com><desertonflow92@yahoo.com>) on July 30, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Frog : sardar ka dimagh nai hota
Sardar :Hota hai
Frog : Nai hota nai hota nai hota.(ANd jumps in water)
Sardar Lay das eday wich khudkushi karan di kadi gal c.


Submitted by: Amir +923137577711 (friends4_sms@yahoo.com) on July 29, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!

Submitted by: AWQ ( 0334-2425679 ) (w_123467@yahoo.com) on July 27, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

Son:abu bacha ziada intelegent hota hi ya baap?
Father:baap
son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?
Father:Garaham bell ne.
Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya

Submitted by: Ziddi.0333-2626514 (mu.shi.786@hotmail.com) on July 27, 2008
Rating: 3.87 out of 5

Farq sirf itna sa hy.
Us ki doli Uthi
Meri Miyat Uthi,
Phool us par bhi thy
Phool mujh pay bhi thy,
Mehfil wahan bhi thy
Log yahan bhi thy,
Un ka hansna wahan
In ka rona yahan,
Sehliyan us ki bhi thyn
Dost mery bhi thy,
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Submitted by: Aftab khan<03015630097> (<desertonflow92@hotmail.com><desertonflow92@yahoo.com>) on July 27, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5

1 Admi Baba G SE:
Ma Amrica Jana Chahta Hon mgr Kam nhe Bante:

Baba G:
Subha Suraj Nikalne k Bad 300 Bar
''''AL-QAIDA'''' Parha Kro America Wale Khud Le Jaen Ge!


Submitted by: Aftab khan<03015630097> (<desertonflow92@hotmail.com><desertonflow92@yahoo.com>) on July 27, 2008
Rating: 3.6 out of 5

Ek Chinese bacha apne Pakisiani dost se:
Yaar mere abbu ka inteqal hohaya hai...
Pakistani: Abay yaar China ki cheezon mein yehi masla hai..........


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