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Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 23, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Pandit1-Ur Son Is Poor In Studies


Pandit2-Why?


Pandit1-My Son Failed After Copying Ur Sons Paper

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 23, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Things To Remember
In Life ...

"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"

And

"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 23, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga

O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ... ;->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 23, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:
Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.

Girl smiled & said:
Yes

Child:
Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 23, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi ;->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 23, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Nice Quote:

People says that you can't live without love...

but I think....

oxygen is more important... ;->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 21, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

The Worst Thing About
Censorship Is

[ Deleted By
Censorship Bureau ] ;->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 21, 2010
Rating: 3.75 out of 5

Larke Wale: Hum
Ko Larki Pasand Hy
Shaadi Kab Krni Hy ?

Larki Wale: Abhi Tou
Larki Parh Rhi Hy !

Larke Wale: Humara
Beta Kya Bandar
Hy jo Kitabai'n Phaar
De ga ... ;->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 21, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Heights Of Professional Respect..

A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Begging.

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 21, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend..

Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly..

B.Friend Says: Abay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali
Car Me Full Bachiyan Hain ;->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 21, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha

Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K
Khaan Sahib Chai To Peete Jao.

Khaan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata.

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 21, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

What Is Faster
Than A Coin Rolling Down A Steep Slope?

A Sheikh Running To Catch It..! :-)

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 21, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka koi hum ko Pappu

Heran-o-pareshan hein k ab IPL khelein to khelein kesay.;-)

Submitted by: Mughals007 (+965-xxxxxxx7) (journey_lights@yahoo.com) on January 21, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

Faqeer:

Baji bhooka hoon,

Allah k naam thora sa khana dedo.

Baji: Khana abi nai paka.

Faqeer: Baji number likh lo jab pak jae to misscall de dena. :-D


Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 20, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Hamse SMS ka panga acha nahi

Dost

Choti si Memory wala tera mobile hai
Kuch to Khayal kar.

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