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Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all b Submitted by: waqas (waqas_nchd@yahoo.com) on February 07, 2008 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor BHIKARI: Sahab 6 rupay de do coffee peeni hai Man: 1 coffee to 3 rupay ki hai Bhikari: Sahab saath may girl friend bhi hai Man: Bhikari ho kar bhi Girl Friend banali Bhikari: Nahi sahab girl friend ne bhikari banadiya. Submitted by: Arslan sk (Sweet2 03452241015) on February 06, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Q har bar mosam ki tara badal jate ho har naye din hmara dil dukhate ho, ye sunkar humari roh tak kanp gai k tum ab bartan dhone wale sabun se nahate ho.;)) arslan sk Submitted by: Atif (0345-4588864) () on February 06, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor just imagine life without girls... da result.....? markets silent.... streets empty..... no smoking........ no flowers........ no valentines..... no perfumes....... all the men direct to heaven. Submitted by: Atif Mazhar Siddiqui. 0334-611 786 4 (decentboy20_51214@yahoo.com) on February 06, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor jab tugh ko koi Zakham Lega, To Libas apna phar diya, Ghereban apna chak kia, Or tere zakham se Lipat gaya, yehe to he kam mera, "SUNNY PLAST" he Nam mera Submitted by: Atif Mazhar Siddiqui. 0334-611 786 4 (decentboy20_51214@yahoo.com) on February 06, 2008 Rating: 3.55 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Hawa mein Beitab urr rahe the Ghailb,,, Wah Wah,, Hawa mein Beitab urr rahe the Ghailib,, ooh Phir,? Phir kia, Ruk gae Hawa Gir gae Ghalib. Submitted by: ajmal (raja_ajmel@yahoo.com) on February 06, 2008 Rating: 3.83 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai, k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai, Ye exams bhi apne pakistani filmon ki tarah hote hain, ant tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai- HAPPYS ENDINGS. Submitted by: zoya (tanha_z_fairy@yahoo.com) on February 06, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 2 sardar brothers were in the same class teacher:tum dono ne apne father k name different kio likhe? sardar brothers:teacher tussi fer kaho ge k nakal mar li:-) :-) :-) Submitted by: zoya (tanha_z_fairy@yahoo.com) on February 06, 2008 Rating: 3.75 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 sardar rozana kitchen mai jata cheeni ka daba kholta or band kar deta why? guess? kion k doctor ne kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna Submitted by: zoya (tanha_z_fairy@yahoo.com) on February 06, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 sardar doosre se duniya mai sbse mushkil kam kia hai 2 sardar helmet pa k kuri di chumi lena:-) :-) Submitted by: fairy (luvable_fery@hotmail.com) on February 05, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor mouse 2 elephant: "2 din k liye apni nikkar dena". elephant : "ha..... ha......... ha.........."pehnay ga kia?? mouse: nahi beti ki shadi hai tent lagwana hai Submitted by: fairy (luvable_fery@hotmail.com) on February 05, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 2 sardar ikthay bethy thy... 1 sms likh raha tha ... us ne dusry se pucha: yar "mai pur umeed hoon" isko english mai kya khte han? dusra : "i am pregnant" Submitted by: ansir () on February 05, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly! Submitted by: ansir () on February 05, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly.... Submitted by: Iftikhar Alam (casio1112_sony1224@hotmail.com) on February 05, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor BHIKARI: Sahab 6 rupay de do coffee peeni hai Man: 1 coffee to 3 rupay ki hai Bhikari: Sahab saath may girl friend bhi hai Man: Bhikari ho kar bhi Girl Friend banali Bhikari: Nahi sahab girl friend ne bhikari banadiya. 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