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Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I will drive auto Submitted by: ssubtain(xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 16, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth.. __________________ Submitted by: ssubtain(xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 16, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo Submitted by: ssubtain(xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 16, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Newspaper Mein News Lugi K “50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys” The Sardars Protested. Next Day News Lagi K “50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys” The Sardars Celebrated. Submitted by: ssubtain(xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 16, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Tring Tring Tring. Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai? Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon. Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia, idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon. Submitted by: ssubtain(xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 16, 2008 Rating: 2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Race dekhte howay sardar ne dosray se pocha: “Inam kis ko mile ga?” 2nd:”Sub se agey waley ko” Sardar tu phir peechay waley kion bhag rahe hain? Submitted by: ssubtain(xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 16, 2008 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Why is “SINGH” added to every sardars name? ? ? ? Do you know? Really u don’t know? Bcoz of it’s hidden meaning:- S - Sala I - Insaan N - Nahin G - Gadha H - Hay Submitted by: ssubtain(xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 16, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao Submitted by: ssubtain(xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 16, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga. Sardar's wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? Sardar: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai Submitted by: ssubtain(xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 16, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor One tourist from U.S.A. asked a Sardar: Any great Sardars born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! Submitted by: ssubtain(xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 16, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar jee on a bike crossing a border of pakistan the pakistani guard stop the sardar and ask: Guard: What is in bag? sardar: Sand... Guard took the bag and open it....It's full of sand. The guard examine's the sand under di Submitted by: ssubtain(xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 16, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappar maarne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. Submitted by: ssubtain(xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 16, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor AIK SARDAR JI DUKANDAR K PASS JATA HAY AUR KHTA HAY K : SARDAR JI:BHAI MUJHAY AIK 5 LITRE WALA HABIB COOKING OIL DEY DO COLESTROL FREE. DUKANDAR: Yeh LAIN. SARDAR JI: ISS KA GIFT KAHAN HAY. DUKANDAR: KONSA GIFT. SARDAR JI: ISS PAY LIKHA HAY Submitted by: ssubtain(xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 16, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor The sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal ha Submitted by: ssubtain(xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 16, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? 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