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Ladka: Oh What A Sweet Life. Najoomi: Zaida Khush Honay Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai Un Saat Main Sey Aik Teri Biwi Ho Gi Aur Baqi Ki Chay Teri Ladkiyaan Hongi Submitted by: subtain-xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 19, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Coutesy of our govt-now our week days r as follows: Mournday Tearsday Wasteday Thirstday Fightday Shatterday & Stunday Submitted by: subtain-xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 19, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Alham du lillah . kal mene 1 jan bachai wo aise k 1 faqeer se pucha; ager tujh ko 1000 rope dun to tu kia karega? to faqeer bola khushi se murjaonga me ne kaha ja nahi deta Submitted by: subtain-xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 19, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor na chahat hai sitaron ki na tamanna hai nazaron ki bas aap jesa ek dost mil jaye jo matt mar de saron ki Submitted by: subtain-xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 19, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ek pathan ko ek macher sone nhi de rha tha.jab zra pathan ki ankh lagti macher us k kan me aa k bzzzzzzz bzzzzzz bzzzzzz krta.pathan ne b than li or macher ko akhir pakkr lia then guess what pathan did? guess!!!!!!!! pathan ne macher ko lori de k sula dia Submitted by: subtain-xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 19, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor sardar owned a resturant. a man came up to him and said: Sardar jee soup vich makhi hai. Sardar replied: o Dil vada kar yar, ooney kinna pi lena ay Submitted by: subtain-xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 19, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor wo kon sa lafz hai jiss ka pehla lafz kaat diya jaye to aik mulk ka naam akhri kaat dain to shehar ka naam our dono kat dain to prinday ka naam ban jata hai, it's CAHLENG for all. Submitted by: shatru sina (adnan_ashfaqsb@yahoo.com) on September 19, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor aakher mere rah main ye watte kyuon angoor chakhta hoon to ye khatte kyoun zindagi isi soch main guzer gayee faraz eik lun k neeche do tatte kyuon Submitted by: ayesha (ayesha_virgosign@hotmail.com) on September 18, 2008 Rating: 3.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor *~* Tumhen Koi Yaad Karta Hay *~* (A Beautiful Poem) Aay Chand Zara Ek Kaam to Karna Us Shehar me jana ... Jis Shehar me Ek apna rehta hay Jo Mujh ko apna Kehta hay . Jis ki Ankhoon me Mere Sapnay Hain . Submitted by: Atif Barkaat 0334-xxxxxxx () on September 17, 2008 Rating: 2.55 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan ne Molana ko mara kisi ne pocha isko Q maar rahy ho? Pathan:ye kutta kehta hai tamam musalman jannat k mazay lengy "Jannat hamara biwi hai" Submitted by: Atif Barkaat 0334-xxxxxxx () on September 17, 2008 Rating: 3.57 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Do Arbi aik doosry ko arbi me galiyan dy rahy thy,, qareeb se guzarty howy Pathan ne unse kaha! Qari Sahib! Hamary liye b Dua karna! Submitted by: ssubtain(xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 16, 2008 Rating: 3.75 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I will drive auto Submitted by: ssubtain(xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 16, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth.. __________________ Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71 72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  193  194

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