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September 19, 2008
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Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
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subtain-xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
September 19, 2008
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Ishq main hum ne jo paya hai
Hath pair totay Munh se lahu aaya hai
Hospital pohnchay to Nurson ne ye Farmaya hai
Baharo phool barsao Aashiq pit kay aaya hai
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subtain-xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
September 19, 2008
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Najoomi Ladkey Sey: Tumharey Life Mey Saat Ladkiyaan Aayengi.
Ladka: Oh What A Sweet Life.
Najoomi: Zaida Khush Honay Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai Un Saat Main Sey Aik Teri Biwi Ho Gi Aur Baqi Ki Chay Teri Ladkiyaan Hongi
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subtain-xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
September 19, 2008
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Coutesy of our govt-now our week days r as follows:
Mournday
Tearsday
Wasteday
Thirstday
Fightday
Shatterday
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Stunday
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subtain-xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
September 19, 2008
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Alham du lillah . kal mene 1 jan bachai
wo aise k 1 faqeer se pucha; ager tujh ko 1000 rope dun to tu kia karega?
to faqeer bola khushi se murjaonga
me ne kaha ja nahi deta
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subtain-xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
September 19, 2008
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na chahat hai sitaron ki
na tamanna hai nazaron ki
bas aap jesa ek dost mil jaye
jo matt mar de saron ki
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subtain-xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
September 19, 2008
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ek pathan ko ek macher sone nhi de rha tha.jab zra pathan ki ankh lagti macher us k kan me aa k bzzzzzzz bzzzzzz bzzzzzz krta.pathan ne b than li or macher ko akhir pakkr lia then guess what pathan did? guess!!!!!!!! pathan ne macher ko lori de k sula dia
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subtain-xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
September 19, 2008
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sardar owned a resturant.
a man came up to him and said:
Sardar jee soup vich makhi hai.
Sardar replied: o Dil vada kar yar, ooney kinna pi lena ay
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September 19, 2008
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wo kon sa lafz hai jiss ka pehla lafz kaat diya jaye to aik mulk ka naam akhri kaat dain to shehar ka naam our dono kat dain to prinday ka naam ban jata hai, it's CAHLENG for all.
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shatru sina (adnan_ashfaqsb@yahoo.com) on
September 19, 2008
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aakher mere rah main ye watte kyuon angoor chakhta hoon to ye khatte kyoun zindagi isi soch main guzer gayee faraz eik lun k neeche do tatte kyuon
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ayesha (ayesha_virgosign@hotmail.com) on
September 18, 2008
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*~* Tumhen Koi Yaad Karta Hay *~* (A Beautiful Poem)
Aay Chand Zara Ek Kaam to Karna
Us Shehar me jana ...
Jis Shehar me Ek apna rehta hay
Jo Mujh ko apna Kehta hay .
Jis ki Ankhoon me Mere Sapnay Hain .
Submitted by:
Atif Barkaat 0334-xxxxxxx () on
September 17, 2008
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Pathan ne Molana ko mara
kisi ne pocha isko Q maar rahy ho?
Pathan:ye kutta kehta hai tamam musalman jannat k mazay lengy
"Jannat hamara biwi hai"
Submitted by:
Atif Barkaat 0334-xxxxxxx () on
September 17, 2008
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Do Arbi aik doosry ko arbi me galiyan dy rahy thy,,
qareeb se guzarty howy Pathan ne unse kaha!
Qari Sahib!
Hamary liye b Dua karna!
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ssubtain(xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
September 16, 2008
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Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto
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ssubtain(xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
September 16, 2008
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Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didnt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
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