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Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha Submitted by: ssubtain(xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 16, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se Submitted by: ssubtain(xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 16, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor EK bar Sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai ...! aur ja kar darwaza knock karta hai ' Gangubai : Kaun hai? sardar : main ! Gangubai : main kaun? sardar : "Tu Gangubai" Submitted by: ssubtain(xxxxxxx4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 16, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon Submitted by: Aftab khan (<desertonflow92@hotmail.com><desertonflow92@yahoo.com>) on September 16, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Two Birds Sitting On A Tree, A Shikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them. The Other Fly Away. Why? Saala POLICE Ke Lafde Me Kaun Pade Ga.:) Submitted by: Aftab khan (<desertonflow92@hotmail.com><desertonflow92@yahoo.com>) on September 16, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao... Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 15, 2008 Rating: 3.25 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 15, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 15, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means... Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 15, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 15, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Munna Bhai: " apun ko kesy pata chaly ga k Yeh Murga hai ya Murgi!"? Circuit: "Simple Bhai, Pathar mar ky Dekho, Agar Bhaga to Murga or Bhagi to Murgi! Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 15, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor wo aankh boht piyari thi jo hum ne use mari thi wo sandel boht bhari jo us ne hamain mari thi hum to muft me hi pit gai ghalib humain ko to aankhon ki bimari thi Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 15, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 15, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 15, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me. U cry i cry. U lauf i lauf. U jump out of da window ... 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