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Submitted by: Danish Alam 0346-3550943. (casio11_sony12@live.com) on February 03, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A man goes for fishing, catches a big fish. Comes home and asks his wife to cook the fish. Wife says she can't as there is no gas, no electricity, no aata and no cooking oil to fry it.Man goes and puts the fish back in the river. Fish comes up to the Submitted by: AIJAZ SANA BROHI (0333 750 7309 0300 34 34 196) on February 02, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor MAINE TERA NAAM SAHIL PE LIKHA WOH MIT GAYA MAINE TERA NAAM COPY PE LIKHA WOH GUM HO GAYA MAINE TERA NAAM DIL PE LIKHA AUR MUJHE HEART ATTACK HO GAYA Submitted by: Arslan sk (Sweet boby 03452241015) on February 02, 2008 Rating: 3.75 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Raaton ko neend na aye,Din ko chain na aaye,jb hum ne dil se poocha ke Submitted by: usman (usmanulhaq007@hotmail.com) on February 01, 2008 Rating: 3.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor It is said that inzamam don"t understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all b Submitted by: Heartbeat of moody(0346-6690255) () on February 01, 2008 Rating: 3.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type Student : I love my teacher, Submitted by: Heartbeat of moody(0346-6690255) () on February 01, 2008 Rating: 4.2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor jis tarha sooraj nikalta hai her raat k bad chand alwida kehta hy mulaqat k bad tum ghar se mat niklna warna log kahegey dekho mendak nikal aya barsat k bad Submitted by: Heartbeat of moody(0346-6690255) () on February 01, 2008 Rating: 1.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PuPPI" Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere "DOggy" ne 10 "PuPPI" ko janam de hai! Submitted by: Heartbeat of moody(0346-6690255) () on February 01, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega... Submitted by: Heartbeat of moody(0346-6690255) () on February 01, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'! Submitted by: Heartbeat of moody(0346-6690255) () on February 01, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Just imagine life without GIRLS the result === markets silent, streets empty, the police at rest, All mobile companies in loss, No SMS, No flowers, No candles, No perfumes, No travelling ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN Submitted by: Heartbeat of moody(0346-6690255) () on February 01, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Girl:if u will try to kiss me , mien shor macha don gi, boy:laikan yahan tu door door tak koi nahien hay. girl:i know but formilty tu karni hi pare gi Submitted by: heartbeat of moody(0346-6690255) () on February 01, 2008 Rating: 1.25 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Jin: kiya huqam hai aaqa...... Man: eik khubsurat larki peish karo..... Jin: aaqa main jin hoon koi 'dalla'nahi... Man: acha to phir dalla kahaan hai...? Jin: aaqa dalla is waqt mesg parh raha hai.... ha ha ha ha hooo ha ha Submitted by: heartbeat of moody(0346-6690255) () on February 01, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain Submitted by: () on January 31, 2008 Rating: 4.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! 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