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Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 15, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid "This was a missed call

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 15, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one rested

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 15, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.
U cry i cry.
U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of da window
... I look down & den... i lauf again

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on September 15, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

na chahat hai sitaron ki
na tamanna hai nazaron ki
bas aap jesa ek dost mil jaye
jo matt mar de saron ki

Submitted by: Ahmer Meo (ahemr_meo@yahoo.com) on September 14, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5

Na Chand HoGo Na Taray Honge
Kia Hum Hamesha Kunwaray Honge
Is Dunya Me Kitno K Nikah Ho Gaye
Kia Humare Naseeb Me Sirf Nikah K Chuwaray Hongy.

Submitted by: hassan (desertwind009@yaho.com) on September 14, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai.





So please keep smiling to reduce population.

Submitted by: sameer ahmed () on September 14, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5


muhabaton main
shumar kesa???
guman kesa????
arooj kesa????
zawal kesa????
sawal kesa????
jawab kesa????
mohabbten to mohabbten hain
mohbbton main hisab kesa????


Submitted by: Aftab khan (<desertonflow92@hotmail.com><desertonflow92@yahoo.com>) on September 12, 2008
Rating: 3.65 out of 5

How to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of poisson .....

Submitted by: Aftab khan (<desertonflow92@hotmail.com><desertonflow92@yahoo.com>) on September 12, 2008
Rating: 4.32 out of 5

Teacher:make a sentence in which 1word reapets 4times... Student: Lara Dutta married Brian Lara & she became Lara Lara...

Submitted by: Aftab khan (<desertonflow92@hotmail.com><desertonflow92@yahoo.com>) on September 12, 2008
Rating: 3.5 out of 5

dil mein basi hai yaad teri, aankhon mein basi hai tasweer teri , jab bhi aati hai yaad teri , dekh lete hai TOM and JERRY

Submitted by: Aftab khan (<desertonflow92@hotmail.com><desertonflow92@yahoo.com>) on September 12, 2008
Rating: 3.75 out of 5

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

Submitted by: Aftab khan (<desertonflow92@hotmail.com><desertonflow92@yahoo.com>) on September 12, 2008
Rating: 3.67 out of 5

Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So please keep smiling to reduce population.

Submitted by: Aftab khan (<desertonflow92@hotmail.com><desertonflow92@yahoo.com>) on September 12, 2008
Rating: 3.33 out of 5

Haathi nay kaha jakar Hathni ki qabar par, Sadqay jaoon tumhari Patli Kamar par.

Submitted by: Aftab khan (<desertonflow92@hotmail.com><desertonflow92@yahoo.com>) on September 12, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai ................................................................Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata

Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (MirPurKhas@) on September 11, 2008
Rating: 3.6 out of 5

Pathan agar ziyada mobile use karen tu name kiya rakhyn
Gey pata hy?? Inbox khan, setting khan, profile khan, bluetooth khan, vibration khan, silent khan, sms khan, package khan, kang khan, switch off khan, charger khan, battery khan...


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