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Admi:usmain kya hoga Mussharraf:100 soldiers m Submitted by: REALBIGFUN (00923464471690) on July 26, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A girl called to his boy on his phone at night: Jaan,ghar pe aajao,ghr pe aajaao koi nai hai, Boy ghar gya tou waaqaie koi nai tha, taala lga tha Submitted by: RealBiGFuN (00923464471690) on July 26, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aik charsi dusre se: tjhe pta hai hindustan aur bhaarat mein jangg hogaie hy, Dusra charsi: shukar kr apna india bach gya Submitted by: Mani (hutum.capricorn@gmail.com) on July 26, 2008 Rating: 2.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor who b kaya din howa karte thay jab log tumhein kiss kiya kartay thay Par tumein kya pata us waqt ka Kyun ke Tum us waqat 2 sal kay howa karte thay, Chotu Submitted by: alishba (libra_vs_allstars@yahoo.com) on July 25, 2008 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor police:kal tumhey subah 5 baje phansi di jai gi. sardar:hahaha police:Q hans rahe ho? sardar:me to uthta hi 9 baje hoon. Submitted by: alishba (libra_vs_allstars@yahoo.com) on July 25, 2008 Rating: 3.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor bhangi ki love story..?? apne dil k gattar ko teri yadon k kachre se bharta hoon..! me tere pyar me baasi salan ki tarha sarta hoon..? tumhe kese batao jaana..! k tum pe gandi nali k keerey ki tarha marta hoon.. Submitted by: alishba (libra_vs_allstars@yahoo.com) on July 25, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor har larkey ki zindagi me 3 dolls ati hai. pehli uski beti,baby doll. dosri uski mangetar,barbi doll. teesri uski biwi,panadol. Submitted by: alishba (libra_vs_allstars@yahoo.com) on July 25, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor shikwa humain manzoor nahi... aj na koi bahana hoga... ap ko hamari khushyun ki kasam... is juma to ap ko nahana hoga.. Submitted by: Hasnain Haider (03464800064) on July 25, 2008 Rating: 3.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor who b kaya din howa karte thay jab log humay kis kiya kartay thay par apni be itni kismath khrab kay hum b us waqat 2 sal kay howa kar tay thay Submitted by: alishba (libra_vs_allstars@yahoo.com) on July 24, 2008 Rating: 3.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1st frnd:yar me jis larki kochahta hoon usnemujh se shadi nahi ki. 2nd frnd:tum ne usey bataya k tumhara chacha karore pati hai. 1st frnd:bataya tha. 2nd:phir. 1st:ab wo meri chachi hai. Submitted by: Anam (love_pari21@yahoo.com) on July 24, 2008 Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Tere dwar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, tere dwar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge Submitted by: Anam (love_pari21@yahoo.com) on July 24, 2008 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta: Submitted by: Anam (love_pari21@yahoo.com) on July 24, 2008 Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaye Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye Ladkiyo ko SMS karu tere naam par Maar tujhe mile aur kaleja thanda mera ho jaye Submitted by: Anam (love_pari21@yahoo.com) on July 24, 2008 Rating: 2.6 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor God made man and then rested, god made women and then no one rested. Submitted by: Anam (love_pari21@yahoo.com) on July 24, 2008 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years: Yr 1. Janu Yr 2. O G. Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho? Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa And then….. Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye? Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon? 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