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Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly.. B.Friend Says: Abay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali Car Me Full Bachiyan Hain ;-> Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 21, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga Ja Raha Tha Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K Khaan Sahib Chai To Peete Jao. Khaan: Agr Itna Time Hota To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata. Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 21, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor What Is Faster Than A Coin Rolling Down A Steep Slope? A Sheikh Running To Catch It..! :-) Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 21, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka koi hum ko Pappu Heran-o-pareshan hein k ab IPL khelein to khelein kesay.;-) Submitted by: Mughals007 (+965-xxxxxxx7) (journey_lights@yahoo.com) on January 21, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Faqeer: Baji bhooka hoon, Allah k naam thora sa khana dedo. Baji: Khana abi nai paka. Faqeer: Baji number likh lo jab pak jae to misscall de dena. :-D Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 20, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Hamse SMS ka panga acha nahi Dost Choti si Memory wala tera mobile hai Kuch to Khayal kar. Submitted by: MSS 0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 19, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “can kids of our age have kids?” Teacher replied ” NO Never!!” Boy said to girl : “see i told you not to worry!!!!”. Submitted by: MSS 0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 19, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ewton's law of Romance: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. It can only be changed from one girl friend to another. The boy will remain constant Submitted by: MSS 0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 19, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Mareez: Dostor sahab mai aisa kya karon k meri umar lambi ho jaye Doctor: Shadi kar lo.... Mareez: Shadi karne se meri umar lambi ho jayegi Doctor: Nahi lambi umar ka shouq khatam ho jayega Submitted by: MSS 0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 19, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen? Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi Submitted by: MSS 0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 19, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Cnfidence of Malika Sharawat: Darzi k pas gai aur aik romal nikal kar boli kapray C do Confidence of darzi: Baji kapra bachay tou kia karna hai Submitted by: MSS 0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 19, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor We are becoming lesser by the day Our communication - Wireless Our dress - Topless Our telephone - Cordless Our cooking - Fireless Our youth - Jobless Our food - Fatless Our labour - Effortless Our conduct - Worthless Our relati Submitted by: MSS 0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 19, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Girlfriend aur Police mein kya baat Common hai?? Socho! Socho! Aur Socho! Dono hi paisey kha kar chor dete hein. Submitted by: MSS 0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 19, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor eacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho? Student: Ammi abbu larh rahe thay. Teacher: Woh larh rahe thay to tum kiu late aaye? Student: Mera aik joota ammi ke pass tha aik abbu ke pass. Submitted by: MSS 0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 19, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Chalo Faraz ab mausam ka maza chakein Tamam dawain bacho ki pohonch se door rakhein Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karein Tabiyat ziyada kharab ho to Doctor se ruju karein Hamari Chahat ka kuch to khayal karein Dawai achi Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8 9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  193

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