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Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 19, 2010
Rating: 2 out of 5

Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj 60 Saal Baad Mere Mulk Main Kya
Kuch Ban Gaya ...
Tere Mulk Main Kia Bana ... ???

Quaid-e-Azam: Biscuits Badal Gaye Bistiks Ban Gaye ...

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 19, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Boy: U R Sunshine Of My Life.With Out U Life Is A Dreamy Cloud. U R In My Heart Like The Windy Cloud In The Sky

Girl: Is This A Proposal Or A Weather Report?

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 19, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.

Husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You... ;->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 19, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Phatan:
Yara Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Kel Chahye Computer K Lye.
Sales Man:
Magr Computer M In Ka Kya Kaam.
Phatan:
Oye Yara Mujhe Computer Me Window Lagani Hay . :->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 18, 2010
Rating: 3 out of 5

3 Things That Should Not B Asked..



1.A Man's Salary

2.A Girl's Age..

&

Students %..

It Hurts

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 18, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

In Olden Days,
If A Student Was In D Principal's Office It Meant He Was In Trouble!

Nowadays,
It Means D Principal Is In Trouble!

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 17, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Nice friends will b remembered as special blessings n there r very few as precious as you,

n that's the very special reason why I keep in touch with u.

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 17, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

A Sensible Proposal:
From Boy to Girl-
I Am Not Forcing You
to Love Me

but,
Dont Let Love be The
Reason For Heating Me.!

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 17, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Teacher;
Translate into English
"Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera"

Papu:My Mind is Full of Data Base,
O God!Plz Make Me a Mental Case" ;->

Submitted by: mss 0313 4404 654 () on January 17, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya
majnu ne teen din khana nahi khaya
vo marne wala tha laila ke pyar me
or laila baithi thi sms free hone ke intazar me

Submitted by: Mss 0313 440 46 54 () on January 17, 2010
Rating: 4 out of 5

Dream makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Luv makes all things Beautiful,
Smile makes all the things above,
So always Brush Ur TEETH…!gudmrng

Submitted by: kashif (nightystar143@yahoo.com) on January 17, 2010
Rating: 1.5 out of 5


Koi apna aisa hua kare,
Jo shikayatein na gila kare,

Jo mere liye hi saja kare,
Jo mere liye hi bana kare,

Mein jo rooth jaon manaye woh,
Mein udas hoon to hansaye woh,

Sada chupke chupke dabe qadam,
Mere saath hi bas

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 16, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

1 ch0te bache ne darwaza kh0la aur apni behen k BOY FRND k0 dekh kar masumiat se b0la:
Aap r0z baji se milne aajate hai, Kia apki apni baji nai hai ;-)

Submitted by: MSsxxxxxxx4654 () on January 16, 2010
Rating: 1 out of 5

Ho naheen sakta k muhy apki yaad na aiy
Bhool k b bhooloun wo waqt naaiy
Aap bhulao tao apko agli saans na aiy
Mein bholoun to
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Kia hoa banda bhool be jata hai

Submitted by: Mss () on January 16, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Tum dur sahi majboor sahi
Par yaad tumhaari aati hai
Jab saans vaha par lete ho
To badboo yaha par aati hai

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