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Submitted by: Anam (love_pari21@yahoo.com) on July 24, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Yeh pyaar bhi ajib cheez hoti hai.

Maa se ho to - MAMTA.
Baap se ho to - KARTAVYA.
Bhai se ho to - DHARM.
Behn se ho to - FARZ.
Aur Biwi se ho to
.
.
Sonu
Monu
Chhotu
Pappu…


Submitted by: mani (rahmanulislam@yahoo.com) on July 24, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

ek sardar english me apni family ka introduction kara raha tha.woh kuch is tarah se karata he....
m sardar
she is my sardarni
he is my kid
& she is my kidny...

Submitted by: alishba (libra_vs_allstars@yahoo.com) on July 23, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

1st pathan:100 k note per likha no dial kar raha tha.
2nd pathan:ye tum kia kar rahe ho.
1st pathan:main dekh raha tha k Quid-e-Azamto wafat pa gae.
Tounka mobile kis k pas hai.

Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on July 23, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Wonderful combinations in this WORLD..

Heart & beats,
Night & moon,
Music & songs,
Roses & love,
Fish & water
and



My costly msgs and ur muft ki smile.... ;)

Submitted by: shahbaz (03466663079(join_shahbaz786@yahoo.com)) on July 23, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Women are like internet virus
They enter your life, scan your pockets,
transfer money, edit your mind,
download their problems, delete you smile
and hang you life.



Submitted by: Faisal Riaz (0332-6467615) on July 23, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Sardar ji se kisi ne pocha INDIAN flag main tmra kiya hai,
Green4muslim
withe4christian
orang4hindus
sardar ne kafi sochne k bad kaha,
OYE DANA TERE PEO DA AAYE
0332-6467615

Submitted by: Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on July 20, 2008
Rating: 4.22 out of 5

Man: Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tou Police Ko Q Nai Bataya

§Ardar: Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha To Police Walo Ne

15-20 Din Istemaal Kar K Loataya Tha

Submitted by: Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on July 20, 2008
Rating: 4.17 out of 5

2 Hijray Shaadi ki Mubark baad dene gaye. Ek bola mein to 1200 lungi. Dusra bola mein 1600 lungi. Peeche se sardar bola: Tum 2310 ley lo us mein FM bhi hay.

Submitted by: Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on July 20, 2008
Rating: 3.67 out of 5

Sardar : bhai Tumhe Rajput kyu kehte hai ?

Rajput : Hum apni bat pe jan de dete hai aur tumhe sardar kyu kehte hai ?

Sardar : Hum bina bat K JAAN DE DETE HAI

Submitted by: sonoo (0300~66,87,707 (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on July 19, 2008
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

ek KANJOOS ka ghar ko AAG( FIRE )lag gayee,
wo Appne ghar ko bacha na saka . sochoo kiyon ? ? ? "
WO SARRI RAAT FIRE BRIGADE WALOO KO MISS CALL DETA RAHA.


Submitted by: sonoo (0300~66,87,707 (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on July 19, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

salam araz hay
jawab qarz hay
dena farz hay
na dena marz hay
na koi gharz hay
bus itne araz hay
agar SMS pasand aey to call karnaa farz hay


Submitted by: sonoo (0300~66,87,707 (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on July 19, 2008
Rating: 3.67 out of 5

HAMARE LIFE US WAQT
COMPLETE HOTI HE
JAB AAP HON OR MAIN HON
OR HAMARE
CHOTE CHOTE
PYARE PYARE
SWEET SWEET
NANNY MUNNY
SHRARTI SHARARTI
‘SMS HON’


Submitted by: sonoo (0300~66,87,707 (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on July 19, 2008
Rating: 3.5 out of 5

punam ki rat men chand badal jata hy,
waqt k sath insan badal jata hy,
sochte hen aap ko tang na kia karen,
phir sath he apna program badal jata hy.


Submitted by: sonoo (0300~66,87,707 (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on July 19, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

ALLAH PAK ne tumhain paida kiya ka tum us ke ibadat kar,
us ke ibadat karoo , rozey rakhoo , namaz paroo , us ka zikar karoo , deeni book,s paroo ,
"SMS PAR RAHA HOO ! SHARAM KAROO "


Submitted by: sonoo (0300~66,87,707 (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on July 19, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

Teri pyaari surat pe dil haru,
Teri har jarorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochon teri harkatoon ke bare mein,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun...


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