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I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man,

nor ask another man to live for mine.

I chased a person for almost two years only to discover the tastes were exactly like mine –

we were both crazy about girls….

Sticks an' stones, love. I've saved your life an'

you've saved mine. We're square.

We're all given some sort of skill in life.

Mine just happens to be beating up on people.

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here….

I do my thing and you do yours.
I am not in this world to live up to your expectations,
and you are not in this world to live up to mine.
You are you and I am I…

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