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"Agar milti mjhe do din ki baadshahi ay DoSt….

Meri riyaasat me teri TASVEER Waly PAMPER chala krty . . 😀
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What has four wheels and flies?
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A Garbage Truck 🙂
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The Best Prank Call Ever:

"Hello KFC?"
– " Yes, How can I help you sir?"
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" I want MACDONALD'S number!!! 😛
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Tumhy Pata Hai Bachy Kese Hote Hain?

Batao,

Batao Na Yar,

Is Me Sharmane Ki Kya Baat Hai?

Bewakof Itna Bhi Nahi Pata?

Bachy Bht Shararti Hote Hain..;->
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Amazing love story of the year. . . .
GIRL: or mera kutta kesa ha?
BOY: ma thek kamini tu bol?
GIRL: ma b thek or zaleel kya hora ha?
BOY: kuch ni ullu ki pathi tu bta . .
GIRL: ma tjhse bt krrai hu na manhoos
BOY: acha kamini
GIRL: c

MY NAME IS WAJID
AGE/19 YEARS
GIRLS AND BOY FREIND SHIP K LEA CALL ME I AM VERY INTRESTING
MY CELL NO,0315/6317597
MY CITY NAME PAKPATTAN

mujhe yaqeento nahi magar yehi such hy…
mein tere waste umren guzar sakta hon…
yahi nahi k tujhe jeetne ki khowahishy mein tere waste kud ko b haar sakta hon….

jis din se dekha he tum ko sanam
be chen rehte hain uss din se ham

Jane kis baat ki mujhko saja deta hai,
meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai,
ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai,

Raat guzri phir mahekti subha aayi ,
dil dharhka phir aapki yaad aayi,
aankhon ne mahesoos kiya usss hawa ko,
jo aapko chu kar humare paas aayi.