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1 larki ne namaz hajaat parhi aur apni shadi k liy

July 15th, 2010     Funny SMS

1 larki ne namaz hajaat parhi aur apni shadi k liye dua mangne lagi to sharm aa gai kehne lagi "Ay Allah main apne liye kuch nahi mangti bas meri ammi ko ek khobsurt damad de de
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Pata hai kya hua?
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Uski choti behan ki shadi ho gayi.

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Rating: 10.0/10 (2 votes cast)

Sardar to his friend,

July 15th, 2010     Funny SMS

Sardar to his friend,
ask me anything i will answers in english…
friend: agrbati di english das???
sardar: lay das,, ay kira mushkil sawal kita,
if 32… ;->

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Rating: 6.5/10 (2 votes cast)

Revised editi0n of d dicti0nary

July 15th, 2010     Funny SMS

Revised editi0n of d dicti0nary
tc bye= shut up n gt l0st

ahan= m so n0t intrested

hmm= y r u teling me dis

lol= i hv abs0lutely n0thng else to say
=P ;->

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Rating: 7.7/10 (3 votes cast)

Indian : hum ne apni beauty queen SANIYA MIRZA tum

July 15th, 2010     Funny SMS

Indian : hum ne apni beauty queen SANIYA MIRZA tumhary shoaib ko de ab tum hamary salman khan k liye kiya do ge?

pakistani:

Melody Queen

NASEBO LALL ::-))

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beautiful Quote

July 15th, 2010     Islamic SMS

beautiful Quote
i said to God that…
''I hate life
God replied
who asked u to love life?
just love me and life will b beautiful

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Lazim to nhi zuban izhar kary,, kuch jazbon ko eh

July 15th, 2010     Love SMS

Lazim to nhi zuban izhar kary,, kuch jazbon ko ehsas hawa dety hin,,, khamossh mohabat ibadat hai [farrukh] aisi mohabat ko farishty dua dety hin ,,,,,,,,,,

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The most beautiful word is ALLAH,

July 15th, 2010     Islamic SMS

The most beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN.

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irshad-e-Nabwi(S.A.W)

July 15th, 2010     Islamic SMS

irshad-e-Nabwi(S.A.W)
5Raaton mein mangi Dua Rad
nahi hoti,
1..27 Rajab
2..15 Shaban
3..Eid.ul.Fittar
4..Eid.ul.Uzhha
5..Jumay ki Raat

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irshad-e-Nabwi(S.A.W)

July 15th, 2010     Islamic SMS

irshad-e-Nabwi(S.A.W)
5Raaton mein mangi Dua Rad
nahi hoti,
1..27 Rajab
2..15 Shaban
3..Eid.ul.Fittar
4..Eid.ul.Uzhha
5..Jumay ki Raat

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Rating: 10.0/10 (2 votes cast)

hi

July 15th, 2010     Love SMS

hi

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