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Boy Walks In To Class

February 24th, 2011     Funny SMS

Boy Walks In To Class Room:
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Teacher: Why Are You Late?
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Boy: I Saw A Sign On The Way To School.
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Teacher: What Did The Sign Say?
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Boy: School Ahead Slow Down 😛

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jan

February 24th, 2011     Dreams SMS

doob rahi hain sansain magar yah gumaan baqi hai..

aney ka kisi shakhs k abhi imkaan baqi hai..

muddat hoi ik shakhs ki bichre howe lakin..

aaj tak mere dil pey ek insaan baqi hai..

kashti zara kinare k qareeb hi rakhna..

bikhri howi lahroon main abhi tofaan baqi hai..

tumhare hi ashkoon ne honth si die warna..

abhi to mere dukhon ki bohat dastaan baqi hai..

ghamoon se kahdo k abhi na rakht-e safar bandahin k

Aamir

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dual attack by g`irl

February 24th, 2011     Funny SMS

dual heart attack msg by a grl to her b.friend :
1st msg : lets break up now . its all over..
2nd msg:
sorry !! sorry !!
DIS MSG WAS NOT FOR U !! 😛

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Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nai rahi

February 23rd, 2011     Urdu SMS

sapno se ?il lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,

har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,

ye soch kar koi mane na aayega.
Ab hum ko rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi..:-)

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doob rahi hain sansain

February 18th, 2011     Love SMS

doob rahi hain sansain magar yah gumaan baqi hai..

aney ka kisi shakhs k abhi imkaan baqi hai..

muddat hoi ik shakhs ki bichre howe lakin..

aaj tak mere dil pey ek insaan baqi hai..

kashti zara kinare k qareeb hi rakhna..

bikhri howi lahroon main abhi tofaan baqi hai..

tumhare hi ashkoon ne honth si die warna..

abhi to mere dukhon ki bohat dastaan baqi hai..

ghamoon se kahdo k abhi na rakht-e safar bandahin k

Aamir

abhi to mere jism main kuch or jaan baqi hai…

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Heart Broken Boy

February 16th, 2011     Mothers Day SMS

\”If my love fails. I would not die for her.\”
Besouse she might get a Boy again my Mom will never get a Son like me again.

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sardr

February 16th, 2011     Funny SMS

sardr raat ko car lauy k qabristan main ghus gaya thori der bad tjb bahir nikla too paseena poncty hua boola
yaar, ya konsa road tha?
itne jump……

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0328814321

February 14th, 2011     Cool SMS

1. doctor ne marez se kaha.main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha
raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha.
doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rope ki dawai dun ga.jis se ap ko roz

ka 10 rope ka fayda nazar aye ga.

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Bewafa jan k name,

February 13th, 2011     Love SMS

\”…Taqdeer ne is dil pe itne zakhm lagaye hain…\”
* \”faraz\” *

\”k\”jab muskrane ko G chahta hai to ansu nikal ate hain…\”

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WO ROOYA TO BHOUT.PER..

February 11th, 2011     Missing You SMS

WHO ROOYA TO BHOUT ,PER MUJ SAY MOUN MOUR KA ROOYA.

KOI MAJBORI HO GI, JO DIL TOOR KAR ROOYA,…

MARAY SAMNAIN KIYA ,MARI TASWEER KAY KAYIE TUKRAY,,..

PATHAA CHALA MARAY PHEECHAY WO UNHAIN JOOR KAY ROOYA,..

FROM RAJA SAQIB DHUKHI 2 MY BEWAFA SANAM MADAM MADIHA OF MZD AZAD KASHMIR. WHO HATES ME A VERY MUCH.

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