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\”Haar Jeet\”

December 31st, 2010     Urdu SMS

Dhoop me saaya-e-Deewaar zaroori to nhi,

Tere baad koi aur Pyara zaroori to nhi,

\”Jeet\” lenge tujhe Ek Din Duniya Se Hum,

Har Dafa ho \”Haar\” hamari Yeh zaroori to nhi….

Laila….
Lailasheikh34@yahoo.com
………………………

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End of year & appologize your mistakes

December 31st, 2010     New Year SMS

At last of year
Thanx to those who hated me, they made me a stronger person.
Thanx to those who loved me.
they made my heart bigger.
Thanx to those who were worried about me.
They let me know that they cared about me,
thanx to those who left me, thay made merelaized that nothing lasts forever.
Thanx to those who entered my life & never left, they made me know who i am .and at last i Apologize to them who think that i Hurt them.

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MsS 0313 440 4654

December 31st, 2010     Funny SMS

Ek Molvi Bus Me Ja Raha Tha
Samney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko Bar bar ye hi Bol Rahi Thi
\”Beta Jaldi se Ye Halwa Kha lo Warna Me Un Uncle Ko De Dun gi
Jab us orat ne 4th bar ye hi alfaaz bole to MOLVi ghusse se Bola:
\”O baji gee Jaldi Fesla Karo,
Halway k chakkar me mai 4 Stop Agey aa gaya Hun

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MsS 0313 440 4654

December 31st, 2010     Funny SMS

Mirza Galib bethe thay nadi k kinare…
Bachon ne un ko pathar marey!

Mirza Galib nay farmaya:
Falak k sitaron, Zameen ki Baharon,
Kuttay de putro, Wattay te na maro!

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MsS 0313 440 4654

December 31st, 2010     Funny SMS

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

Wah Wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

Liken koi jutey say na maray mere dewane ko

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MsS 0313 440 4654

December 31st, 2010     Funny SMS

Larki ki jab shady hoty hai

Larki ki jab shady hoty hai to os ko sahilian weeding nite pe kia kehtay hain
1980: Dulha bhai jo karian karne dena
1990: Jo b ho,bardasht kr lena,rokna mat
2000: Fikar na karo tmhe to sab pata hai
2010: Yar,koi naya tareeqa pata chalay to hamien zaror batana plzzzzzz

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MsS 0313 440 4654

December 31st, 2010     Funny SMS

Raksha kar len ge

ZINDAGI ki rah mushkil hai to kiya howa
Thora sa tum chalo
Thora sa hum chalen ge
Phir
Raksha kar len ge

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December 31st, 2010     Funny SMS

Zindagi k liye dil ki zarorat hoti hai

Zindagi k liye dil ki zarorat hoti hai
Dil k liye khushyon ki zarorat hoti hai
Khushyon k liye dost ki zarorat hoti hai
Or ache dost k liye
Uuff sb ko meri zarorat hoti hai

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MsS 0313 440 4654

December 31st, 2010     Funny SMS

Datoon ki hifazat k 3 tariqay

Datoon ki hifazat k 3 tariqay

1- Achi tarhan brush karna

2- Ziada sweet n candiz na khana

Aur 3ra ya k

Mujh say hamaysha munh sambhal kar baat karna

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December 31st, 2010     Funny SMS

Boy: JAAN hamary pyar k baray main kisi ko mat batana
GIRL: SEEMA ko to zaror bataon gi KAMINI kehti thi koi pagal kutta hi hoga jo tum ko pyar karay ga

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