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May 5th, 2007 
Hum hamesha aap ko dekhne ki chahat rakhte he, ap
Hum hamesha aap ko dekhne ki chahat rakhte he, ap ki tasver aakho me basae rakhte he, njane kab ap T.V per ajae isleye hm har waqt "carton network" lagae rakhte he
Sardar ji was performing an experiment on cockroac
Sardar ji was performing an experiment on cockroach, pehlay 1 tang tori aur kaha "chal" woh chal para,2 tang tori aur kaha "chal" wo chal parah.Jab sab tangain tor di to use kaha chal.Ab woh kaisay chalta? Sardar ji concluded ki "
Sardar was climbing up the tree
Sardar was climbing up the tree
monkey: Darakht pe kyon aye ho
sardar: apple khanay
monkey: Par yeh to aam ka darakht hai
sardar: Tu apple sath laya hoon
why is "SINGH"added to evry sardrs name?
why is "SINGH"added to evry sardrs name?Due 2 its Hidden Meaning: S-Sala I-Insaan N-Nahi G-Gadha H-Hai
Agar aap GUL AHMEDk kaprey pehney gey
Agar aap GUL AHMEDk kaprey pehney gey
tou……
tou……
tou……
tou……
tou……
tou……
GUL AHMED kia pehney ga……….?
U NEED HEART!
U NEED HEART!
ye dil aapka hoa!
U NEED FRND!
mujhse dosti karoge
U NEED JOY!
dhoom machale dhoom
U NEED HELP!
main hoon na!
U NEED CASH!
hum aapke hain koun………..?
zindgi main kamyabi ke manzilain tay kartey kartey
zindgi main kamyabi ke manzilain tay kartey kartey jab kabi do pal ko saans lainey key lieye ruko tu peechay mur kar zaroor daikh laina chahiye……kya pata …….Dum hi nikal ayee ho………
U NEED HEART!
U NEED HEART!
ye dil aapka hoa!
U NEED FRND!
mujhse dosti karoge
U NEED JOY!
dhoom machale dhoom
U NEED HELP!
main hoon na!
U NEED CASH!
hum aapke hain koun………..?
har khoshi ko tere taraf mor don
har khoshi ko tere taraf mor don
chand sitaray teiray liey tor don
har kamyabi ka derwaza terey liey khol don
itna hi kafi hye ya do char jhoot aur bol doun..