Latest SMS Messages

kuchh din to buso mari ankho ma,
pher siasat kinuzr hojo to kia,
ma leader tha ma leader hoon,
ab london ma hoon to tujhay kia.
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Agar wo meherban hoti
To mere ankh main

Na jhilmilati nami hoti
Na mere dil ki wadi main

Khizan k kafila rukta
Agar wo meherban hoti?.

Mere bay noor ankhon main
Sitary qaid karti

Mery zakhmi hataili par
Wo eik phol dhar daiti

Mere hatoon ko haat main laiker
Wo yeh kehti??.

Muhabbat roshni hai, rung hai
Khushboo hai sitara hai

Qasam mujh ko muhabbat ki
Mujhay to sab say pyara hai

Magar aisa wo tab kehti
Agar wo meherban hoti

Wo hamaray dil ko yun tortti rahii
Jaisay koi kanch ka nakara sa tukra ho

Hum muskura ker uska thukrana bardasht kertay rahay
K is zalim zamanay main muhabbat ruswa na ho

Humaray ashq ankhon se behtay rahay zar zar
Wo ayii or keh gayii kion mere lye rotay ho

Kaysay kahain us se k isq hojata hai kia nahin jata
Khair hum kantay sehtay rahain gay tum pholo main raho

Teri khushi ki khatir hum ker lain gay zabt apnay ashq
Ashiq ka kia hai, khair tum jahan raho khush raho

Wo husn hi kia jo sangdil na ho ZABY
Dil toottay hain hazaron is dunya main tu paraishaan na ho

Rastey main mat baitha kar hawa tang karey gi… Bichrey huey logon ke sada tang karey gi… Maat Chaho Kissi ko agahz-e-safar main itna toot kar…. Bichrey ga to aik aik ada tang karey ge…

Woh Qisey aur hon gey jin ko sun kar tumhain neend a jati ho gi….. Jigar phut jae ga jab suno gey dastan mairee….

Kata kar par parinda apni uran se bhi gaya.. Zamin ka woh na raha aur asman se bhi gaya… Tabah kar gaee mujh ko khawish mairee pakey makan kee ….. aur main thera ke apney gaoen ke kachey makan se bhi gaya…. Kia mila tujey parae ag main kood kar Waqas….. Usey tu bacha na saka aur apni jaan se bhi gaya…

Judge…… Tumhara jurm sabit hota hai kal tum ko phansi pe latkaya jae ga…. Sardar… Wo to theek hai lekin utara kab jaye ga hum ne sham ko Riksha b chalana hota hai…..

Zindagi Par Kitab Likhungi. Us me sare hisab likhungi. pyar ko waqt guzari likh kar chaton ko azab likhungi. huee barbad mohabbat kese. kese bikhrain hain khawab likhungi. apni khawish ka tazkira kar ke us ka chera gulab likhungi. Or main us se judaie ka sabab apni kismat kharab likhungi.

Milta nhi koee Dilber, is dil ko,
Is ki bhi tmna ha,koe to roolay is dil ko,
Barsat bhi aa ker chli gai,badl bhi gerj kr berss gaye,
Koee mehrm to milay, jo sumjhaye is dil ko.

Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2
Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 AA sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba : Sardar Maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do !!!