Latest SMS Messages

Parhai 2 tarikon sey hoti hai…
1-Khud sey…
2-Dar sey…
But
parhai
hum
kartay
nhe hain…
Aur
dar humain kisi ka nhe hai…
Send to all the dabang students…
Faisal
03152540026

Akhbar main aya kay 50% pathan bewakof hotay hain….
Is par pathano nay hartaal ki…
Phir akhbar main aya kay 50% pathan bewakof nhe hotay…
To is par mamla thanda hogaya…
Geo pathan
Faisal
03152540026

Aik pathan akela park main betha hua tha…
Dost….!!!
O yara yahan kia kar rahay ho…??
Pathan…!!!
Waqt nay mujhay barbaad kia hai aur main yahan beth kar waqt ko barbaad kar raha hon….
Faisal
03152540026

Aik pathan nay oxford university ko top kia…
Media…!!
Khan shab ap nay oxford university ko top kia hai ap is kay bad kia karna chahtay ho…????
Pathan josh sey bola hamara bachpan sey yeh khawaish tha kay hum Lunda kholain gay…
Faisal
03152540026

Aik pathan ko adhi raat ko call ai
kay
app
jaag
rahay ho…?
Pathan replied…
Oy kocha tum ko hum chokidar nazartay hain kia..
Har pathan chokidar nhe hota..
Faisal
03152540026

Aik pathan ko khali sms aya
Pathan nay us number par call ki aur kaha…
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Tumharay mobile ki ink khatam hogai hai..!
Faisal
03152540026

1 pathan ka accident hogaya
Doctor….
Accident kaise howa….??
Pathan replied…
Wo kocha hum mor katnay laga tha aur agay mor nhe tha…
Faisal
03152540026

Adhi raat ko 1 bhoot dosray bhoot sey
yeh
pathan wathan
kuch nhe hotay tera veham hai….
Faisal
03152540026

1 admi nay china ki larki sey shadi ki
aur wo larki 1 sal bad mar gai
Us larki ka shohar ro raha tha…
Aik pathan aya aur bola…!!
Chup kar ja yar china ka mal itna hi chalta hai…
Geo pathan
Faisal
03152540026

ALLAH ka diya sab kuch hy
b00ks hain
n0tes hain
time hy
aur h0sla tu itna hy k jab chah0n tab parh sakte hain
bus kami 1 he cheez ki hy
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m00d nai hy

dani
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