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Submitted by:
Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on
July 05, 2008
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Teacher: If u call ur mother as MUM then what will u call ur Mother's Younger Sister & Elder Sister??
SARDAR: S simple, I'll call them MINIMUM AND MAXIMUM...!!! :D
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Smschartered (00923234091459) on
July 05, 2008
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If U have any problem, plz tell me,
If u dont have any problem, plz tell me,
I will create a problem 4 u,
After all! Frndz hote kislye hen?
Submitted by:
Bigfun Pakistan (00923234091459) on
July 05, 2008
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Bijli+baadal:
Saawan aaya,
Baraat+baaja:
Dulha aya,
Phool+nazaare:
Basant aayi,
Aap+apki hansi:
Bhago bhaago,
'PAAGAL AAYA...!'
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Sms chartered (00923234091459) on
July 05, 2008
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Hamari Govt Ne Pehlay Petrol ki qiimatain brhaaiyn,
Phr aatay ki,
Phr chaawal,milk yahan tk k kraya b bhra dia,
Ab govt ke samjh m nahe araha tha k kya brhaye to time bhra dia
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Sms chartered (00923234091459) on
July 05, 2008
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Musharaf means
M-maximum zalil
U-Unlimited chawal
S-Senior beshrm
H-historicl firown
R-registrd shetan
A-american tail
F-foolish personality
Submitted by:
Sms chartered (00923234091459) on
July 05, 2008
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Pappu pinky ko pasand krta hy or pinky pappu k bhai ko, jab k pappu ka bhai pinky ki behen ko pasand krta hy, ab jab k pappu pnky ko or pinky pappu k bhai ko pasand krti hy or pappu ka bhai pinky ki behn ko tou apko kia?ye unka personal maamla hy,ap kiun
Submitted by:
haseeb ahmad (haseeb2911@yahoo.com) on
July 03, 2008
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boy: janoo kabi hamary dil mein b aa kar dekho na. girl; jooti utaaron kya? Boy: aisay hi aa jao janoo ye dil hai masjid thoray hai.
Submitted by:
Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on
July 03, 2008
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Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…
Submitted by:
Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on
July 03, 2008
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Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do,
Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do,
Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy
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Isi waqt apna mobile toor do
Submitted by:
Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on
July 03, 2008
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1 pathan dusre se:
“Zara car se bahir dekhna k
indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?”
Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker:
Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi
Submitted by:
paroo (03006932505) on
July 03, 2008
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Koi cheiz bewfai se barh kr kya hogi,ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh kr kia hogi,kisi ko deni ho jawani ma saza,to wo saza PARHAI se barh kr kia hogi.
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faizan 03432167440 (faizan_271@hotmail.com) on
July 03, 2008
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Grammar Teacher. Pappu ladkiyon se baat nhe krta hai,
btao is sentence main pappu kya hai?
Student. Sir pappu “Chutiya“ hai.
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faizan 03432167440 (faizan_271@hotmail.com) on
July 03, 2008
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Har baras bacha hota tha jin k yahan.
2 baras se un k ghar bacha hota nhi.
Pocha to bolay
jub se CABLE ghar main aya.
Koi bacha raat ko sota nhi...
Submitted by:
faizan 03432167440 (faizan_271@hotmail.com) on
July 03, 2008
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Aik shakhs hospital main ro raha tha...
Pathan: ro keon rahay ho?
Admy: Blood Test Krana ha
Ungly Katany paray ge....
Yeah sun k Pathaan bhe ronay laga...
Admy: Tum keon ronay lagay???
Pathan: Main na Peshaab Test kra
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Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on
July 02, 2008
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NAWAZ SHARIF found a JIN
Jin: Hu hu ha ha ha,kiya hukam hy mere aaqa?
NAWAZ: foran JUDGE bahaal karwa do.
Jin: Aaqa hukam do,chawliyan na maroo!!! :D
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