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Submitted by: Sammar kh (xxxxxxx9456) on March 14, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Chote bache ne darwaza khola or apne bhai k mehbooba ko dekh kar bola ap roz mere bhai ko milne a jati ho ap ka apna bhai nae he kya Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 12, 2010 Rating: 4.43 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?" GIRL:"Kahan?" BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?" GIRL:"OK. 9.0 chalte hain?" BOY: Qasam se Baji Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai... Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 12, 2010 Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Height of Reasoning: I am not scared of proposing a Gal, But I am scared about: "Wat would happen If She agrees!" Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 12, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Funny Quote on a married guy's T-shirt. All Women r devils n I Married Their Queen. :-) Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 11, 2010 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Man to a Frnd: I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn't speak to me for a month. Frnd: Why?. Man: stupid, that was THE DEAL... ;-> Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 11, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor BoY: NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo, JAag rAhˇ h0 to YAdEiN bhEj0, Ro rAhE h0 t0 AnSu BhEjo, sMs pArh rAhi h0 to REpLy BhEjo.. GirL: ToiLET mE ho, kyA BhEjoN? ;-> Submitted by: Ali (daknair07@yahoo.com) on March 11, 2010 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor larki: darzi ki dukan par ghi aur pocha g yahan galay miltey hain? garzi khara ho kr bola" wase to nai miltey ap kehti hain to mil letay hain....! -:) Submitted by: Legend-of-Mirpurkhas (soldier_haroon@yahoo.com) on March 10, 2010 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek totla receptionist se: mu mu mujhy english sikhni hai. Receptionist:Sir pehly ap sirf bolna to sikhiye English bad me sikhiyega... ( BLACKWATER ) Submitted by: rahil (rahildon82@yahoo.com) on March 10, 2010 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor yeh hai...! sub fasane hain duniya dari kay... kis ne kis ka sukoon loota hai,,,,, such to yeh hai k zamane mein.... main bhi jhoota hoon... tu bhi jhoota hai Submitted by: salman (0333 xxxxxxx) on March 09, 2010 Rating: 1.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teri Aankhon mein itna dard "SoNi" Mujh se daikha aur ap se saha nai jata Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 05, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A sardar saw a beautiful girl, He went there and kissed her!! Girl(Angerly): Hay! What are you doing?? Sardar: B.Com Final year! Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 05, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .??? Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . . ;-> Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 04, 2010 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor such tu yeh hai...! sub fasane hain duniya dari kay... kis ne kis ka sukoon loota hai,,,,, such to yeh hai k zamane mein.... main bhi jhoota hoon... tu bhi jhoota hai... Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 04, 2010 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ? Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I'll See The Cheque-Book ... 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