Funny SMS

To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Height Of Thinking

January 27th, 2012     Funny SMS

Height Of Thinking
Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ..
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1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.
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2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !
If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again
We Have To Study From \’Pre Nursery\’

Sameer +92 333 2422 422

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Rating: 6.6/10 (84 votes cast)

Pathan

January 22nd, 2012     Funny SMS

Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia….
Faisal 03152540026

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Rating: 7.2/10 (124 votes cast)

ALL CARDS ACCEPTED

January 20th, 2012     Funny SMS

waiter: ur bill sir.
boy: take my card
waiter: but sir this is student card
boy: tu phir baher kya mazaak me likha hy
\”ALL CARDS ACCEPTED

!!~~DANI~~!!
03464590243

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Rating: 8.3/10 (32 votes cast)

\”Wife\” is a \”Nife\”

January 15th, 2012     Funny SMS

c0llige is 4 knowlidge..
Knowlidge is 4 life..

Life is 4 wife
But wife is nife..
Which cuts ur life..

S0 never ch0se ur wife..
In c0llige life..

::NamE ()F STy|e::

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Rating: 7.0/10 (46 votes cast)

manat mangi thi

January 12th, 2012     Funny SMS

1 pathan mazar per boom rakhte howe pakra gaia logo ne bohat mara or pocia asa q kia to bola me ne manat magai thi

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Rating: 7.2/10 (51 votes cast)

Pathan pathan

January 5th, 2012     Funny SMS

Biwi to her shohar….
Suno ji mainay aaj ap kay pasand ki cheaz banai hai ap kha kar khush hojao gay….
Pathan replied…
O g kia pakaya hai….??
Wife replied…
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Naswar kay koftay…
Faisal
03152540026

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Rating: 6.1/10 (52 votes cast)

Phansi

January 5th, 2012     Funny SMS

Tum ko subha 5.00 am par phansi di jay gi…..
Pathan…
Hum
To
Subha



11.00 am
Par
Uth ta hai….
Faisal
03152540026

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Rating: 4.7/10 (20 votes cast)

Sharabi

December 28th, 2011     Funny SMS

1 sharabi bus main sawa hua to seat par bethay molvi nay kaha

Tum jahanum kay raste pe ja rahe ho…
Sharabi chilaya…
O haraam diyo
roko main tay lahore jana c…
Faisal
03152540026

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Rating: 7.1/10 (46 votes cast)

Parhai

December 27th, 2011     Funny SMS

Parhai 2 tarikon sey hoti hai…
1-Khud sey…
2-Dar sey…
But
parhai
hum
kartay
nhe hain…
Aur
dar humain kisi ka nhe hai…
Send to all the dabang students…
Faisal
03152540026

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Rating: 6.8/10 (33 votes cast)

Fun 2 read

December 27th, 2011     Funny SMS

Akhbar main aya kay 50% pathan bewakof hotay hain….
Is par pathano nay hartaal ki…
Phir akhbar main aya kay 50% pathan bewakof nhe hotay…
To is par mamla thanda hogaya…
Geo pathan
Faisal
03152540026

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Rating: 7.3/10 (42 votes cast)

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