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Submitted by: () on July 02, 2009
Rating: 2.5 out of 5

Ek Pathan Engineering ke post k leye interview denay gya enterviwer na pocha betoo Motor kisay cheltey hai. Pathan bola Dorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Submitted by: shahbaz xxxxxxx4377 (sialkot) on June 29, 2009
Rating: 3.6 out of 5

Never Ignore a person who
Luvs u
Cares for u &
Miss U
Remembers U
Bcoz
One day u may wake up frm ur sleep
And realize that u’ve lost the moon while counting stars ……..!!!!

Submitted by: shahbaz xxxxxxx4377 (sialkot) on June 29, 2009
Rating: 4.25 out of 5

I am a paper, you can write your feelings, scrible your anger, use me to absorb your tears, don't throw me after use, but when you feel cold, i will burn myself to warm you.

shahbaz

Submitted by: shahbaz iqbal (sialkot) on June 29, 2009
Rating: 1 out of 5

Apki berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne,
Pyaar ka harfarz ada kiya hamne,
Mat sochna ki bhula diya aapko,
aaj phira apse pehle aapko yaad kiya humne

Submitted by: shahbaz (sialkot) on June 29, 2009
Rating: 0 out of 5

Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.



Submitted by: Zulfi (From: Khewra) (zulfeqaar@yahoo.com) on June 22, 2009
Rating: 3.8 out of 5


rang, khushboo gulaab day mujh ko

is dua main ajab asar aaya

main nay phoolon ki aarzoo ki thi

aankh main motia utar aaya

Submitted by: Ali (abshaar786@hotmail.com) on June 13, 2009
Rating: 4.08 out of 5

na jaane kub taare toot jayen,
na jaane kub aansu chhoott jayen,
kch pal humare sath b hans lo,
na jaane kub tmhare daant toot jayen..:)

Submitted by: A. Rahim Khan (arahimkhan67@yahoo.com) on June 13, 2009
Rating: 2.31 out of 5

Ek Pathan Engineering ke post k leye interview denay gya enterviwer na pocha betoo Motor kisay cheltey hai. Pathan bola Dorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Submitted by: SMS DON (smsdon007@gmail.com , http://mehmaiz.peperonity.com) on June 12, 2009
Rating: 3.5 out of 5

na jaane kub taare toot jayen,
na jaane kub aansu chhoott jayen,
kch pal humare sath b hans lo,
na jaane kub tmhare daant toot jayen..:)
(92-343-xxxxxxx)

Submitted by: Ahsan (ahsanpiara@yahoo.com) on June 08, 2009
Rating: 3.67 out of 5

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!


Submitted by: NOmi (nevernever88@ymail.com) on June 06, 2009
Rating: 4.6 out of 5

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.


Submitted by: CH.TAHIR (xxxxxxx5751) on May 30, 2009
Rating: 4.26 out of 5

whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".


Submitted by: CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx5751) on May 30, 2009
Rating: 4.8 out of 5

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you Know, i was a fool when i married you.” The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love And didn’t notice


Submitted by: umar (pakistani_legndboy@yahoo.com) on May 30, 2009
Rating: 3 out of 5

Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

Submitted by: jibran khan (jibbi_badboy@yahoo.com) on May 29, 2009
Rating: 4 out of 5

pathan to shopkeeper:
"Easy Load he?"
shopkeeper:ji han janab,

pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo....

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