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SARDAR: S simple, I'll call them MINIMUM AND MAXIMUM...!!! :D Submitted by: Smschartered (00923234091459) on July 05, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor If U have any problem, plz tell me, If u dont have any problem, plz tell me, I will create a problem 4 u, After all! Frndz hote kislye hen? Submitted by: Bigfun Pakistan (00923234091459) on July 05, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Bijli+baadal: Saawan aaya, Baraat+baaja: Dulha aya, Phool+nazaare: Basant aayi, Aap+apki hansi: Bhago bhaago, 'PAAGAL AAYA...!' Submitted by: Sms chartered (00923234091459) on July 05, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Hamari Govt Ne Pehlay Petrol ki qiimatain brhaaiyn, Phr aatay ki, Phr chaawal,milk yahan tk k kraya b bhra dia, Ab govt ke samjh m nahe araha tha k kya brhaye to time bhra dia Submitted by: Sms chartered (00923234091459) on July 05, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Musharaf means M-maximum zalil U-Unlimited chawal S-Senior beshrm H-historicl firown R-registrd shetan A-american tail F-foolish personality Submitted by: Sms chartered (00923234091459) on July 05, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pappu pinky ko pasand krta hy or pinky pappu k bhai ko, jab k pappu ka bhai pinky ki behen ko pasand krta hy, ab jab k pappu pnky ko or pinky pappu k bhai ko pasand krti hy or pappu ka bhai pinky ki behn ko tou apko kia?ye unka personal maamla hy,ap kiun Submitted by: haseeb ahmad (haseeb2911@yahoo.com) on July 03, 2008 Rating: 1.75 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor boy: janoo kabi hamary dil mein b aa kar dekho na. girl; jooti utaaron kya? Boy: aisay hi aa jao janoo ye dil hai masjid thoray hai. Submitted by: Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on July 03, 2008 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Boy:I love u Girl:Me too Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho? Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho Boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho… Submitted by: Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on July 03, 2008 Rating: 4.83 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do, Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do, Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy . . Isi waqt apna mobile toor do Submitted by: Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on July 03, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 pathan dusre se: “Zara car se bahir dekhna k indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?” Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker: Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi Submitted by: paroo (03006932505) on July 03, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Koi cheiz bewfai se barh kr kya hogi,ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh kr kia hogi,kisi ko deni ho jawani ma saza,to wo saza PARHAI se barh kr kia hogi. Submitted by: faizan 03432167440 (faizan_271@hotmail.com) on July 03, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Grammar Teacher. Pappu ladkiyon se baat nhe krta hai, btao is sentence main pappu kya hai? Student. Sir pappu “Chutiya“ hai. Submitted by: faizan 03432167440 (faizan_271@hotmail.com) on July 03, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Har baras bacha hota tha jin k yahan. 2 baras se un k ghar bacha hota nhi. Pocha to bolay jub se CABLE ghar main aya. Koi bacha raat ko sota nhi... Submitted by: faizan 03432167440 (faizan_271@hotmail.com) on July 03, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aik shakhs hospital main ro raha tha... Pathan: ro keon rahay ho? Admy: Blood Test Krana ha Ungly Katany paray ge.... Yeah sun k Pathaan bhe ronay laga... Admy: Tum keon ronay lagay??? Pathan: Main na Peshaab Test kra Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on July 02, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor NAWAZ SHARIF found a JIN Jin: Hu hu ha ha ha,kiya hukam hy mere aaqa? NAWAZ: foran JUDGE bahaal karwa do. Jin: Aaqa hukam do,chawliyan na maroo!!! :D Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95

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