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November 9th, 2007 
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Pathan Being Interviewed
At US Embassy,
CONSUL: Your Name Please?
Pathan: Sher Khan
CONSUL: Sex?.
Pathan : Six Times A Week.
CONSUL: I Mean, Male Or Female?
Pathan: Both Male & Female &
Confidence:
Confidence:
Once all villagers decide 2 pray 4 rain. On the day of prayer all people gathered & only 1 boy came with umbrella. THATS THE CONFIDENCE.
Trust:
Trust should be like feeling of a 1 year old baby when u throuw him in the air, he
Yeh Kon Kehta hay kay hum main judai hogi, Yeh Afw
Yeh Kon Kehta hay kay hum main judai hogi, Yeh Afwah kisi pagal nay he uraee hogi, hum toh rahain gy apkay DIL par Kabza kar kay, Umeed hay itni jagha toh ap nay apnay DIL kay PLOT par bachaee hogi !
To-Day I think
To-Day I think
Only with scents,-scents dead leaves yield,
And bracken,and wild carrot's seed,
And the square mustard field;
Odours that rise
When the spade wounds the root of tree,
Rose,currant,raspberry,or goutweed,
Rhubarb
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all you
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It is very kind of you, darling, But I do not have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we are not married yet.