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Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch,
November 15th, 2009 
Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me bees, aap pehle ek to bhejo plz…
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed,
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko ChahtaHun,Usne Mujhse Sha
Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko ChahtaHun,Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1:Bataya Tha
2:Phir
1: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai
apni khushi kay lamhat bi kis qadar mukhtasir hain
apni khushi kay lamhat bi kis qadar mukhtasir hain—–fraz
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keh mujrah shuroo nahin hua tha
chaappa par ghia