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February 5th, 2010 
Gareeb mariz: Dr, mery paas paise nahi hai,aap mer
Gareeb mariz: Dr, mery paas paise nahi hai,aap mera elaj kar dein tu kabhi aapke kaam aaunga
Dr:kya kaam karte ho?
mariz:
qabar khodta hun..;-)
Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do
Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.
Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.
Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga. 🙂
NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don't touc
NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don't touch it. ;-(
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SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so 'I BURN IT' 🙂
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Attitude matters… ;->
Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..
Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre…
Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI
Wah Wah
Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI
Wah Wah
Fir Bhage Tum
Aur
'RAB NE BANA DI JODI'
Read
Read
Is Dafa 3-jan-2010
Per Date Kuch istarah Ho Gi.
1 Larki Meray Sath Front Per Hogi,
Or Baqi Teen Back Saeat Per Hon Gi.
Amazing Na..
This Wll Never Happen Again In Life,
BecOZ Soon They Will Get Married.;->
So Do
1 Larki Namaz Parh kr Dua mang rahi thi,
1 Larki Namaz Parh kr Dua mang rahi thi,
Uski Maa ne Pucha: Tum ne Dua me Kia Manga?
Larki: Wohi Manga jo Har Larki ki Khuwaish hai
Maa: Kya?
Larki:
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Sameer 😉