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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tUm ny pappU,

January 23rd, 2010     Funny SMS

Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tUm ny pappU,

Ghar ki ghanti bajny pr b mobile utha leta hon… ;->

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Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:

January 23rd, 2010     Funny SMS

Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:
Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.

Girl smiled & said:
Yes

Child:
Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->

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Man- Main kam pEr jA Rah hoOn.

January 23rd, 2010     Funny SMS

Man- Main kam pEr jA Rah hoOn.

Sister- Allah Ki Aman Ho veEr.

Mom-Jeetay Raho Beta.

B.V- Ae Kera Time Ay jAn Da?
Teray kam E Nai Mukday… =P ;->

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Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

January 23rd, 2010     Funny SMS

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi ;->

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Nice Quote:

January 23rd, 2010     Funny SMS

Nice Quote:

People says that you can't live without love…

but I think….

oxygen is more important… ;->

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IK HE KAMBAL MAIN GHUSS GAI MAHMOOD O AYAZ

January 22nd, 2010     Funny SMS

IK HE KAMBAL MAIN GHUSS GAI MAHMOOD O AYAZ
.
.
OR PANKHA FULL CHALA K BHAG GYA FARAZ……..;)

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January 21st, 2010     Funny SMS

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T R U T H

January 21st, 2010     Funny SMS

T R U T H

Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don't question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You'll b answered
everytime,
"You just don't
understand" ;->

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The Worst Thing About

January 21st, 2010     Funny SMS

The Worst Thing About
Censorship Is

[ Deleted By
Censorship Bureau ] ;->

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Larke Wale: Hum

January 21st, 2010     Funny SMS

Larke Wale: Hum
Ko Larki Pasand Hy
Shaadi Kab Krni Hy ?

Larki Wale: Abhi Tou
Larki Parh Rhi Hy !

Larke Wale: Humara
Beta Kya Bandar
Hy jo Kitabai'n Phaar
De ga … ;->

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