Boy to girl in a party: Kitne bhai behen ho!

Boy to girl in a party: Kitne bhai behen ho!
Girl: Six
Boy: Maa Baap ko aur koi kaam nahi tha kya?
Girl: Tum kitne ho?
Boy: One
Girl: Baap me dam nahi tha kya?

Submitted by: ruman (romanashraf@gmail.com)