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Majboriyan bhi us ko apni bata chuka hon

phir bhi samjh raha nazdeek Aa chuka hon

tujh ko yakeen na aye shayed yakeen na aye

Mai teri zindagi sey sach much ka ja chuka hon.

Mai ney kaha ke chor Irfan us ka dhayan chor
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dil ney kaha ke us sey mulaqat chahiye.

jab zindagi ka koi bharosa nahi raha

kis mou sey mai kahon ke tera sath chahiye

Maani badal ke rakh diye hijar-o-visaal key

kuch sharm tujh ko gardish-e-halaat chahiye.

woh kalm ki nouk thi machis ki teeli tou na thi
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mai ney tera naam kya likha ke safha jal gaya.

Mai pochon bewafai ka sabab tou kuch nahi kehta
magr us but ki Ankhon ki wazahat jaag uthti hai

sulana chahte ho kyon hamesha ke liye mujh ko
mere uthney se kya koi qayamat jaag uthti hai.

Mai bat gaya hon Irfan Raat aur Mohabat mei
.
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kahin chiragh kahin dil jalana parta hai.

sakon ka aik lamha bhi nahi milta Irfan mujh ko
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mohabat ko sulata hon tou nafrat jaag uthti hai.

wo Ankhen band karta hai tou cha jati hai tareeki
wo Ankhen khol kar dekhe tou kismat jaag uthti hai

mujhe ehsas tak nahi hota ke wo bhi tha koi
magr jab bholna chahon tou mohabat jaag uthti hai.

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
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