Latest SMS Messages

No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,

it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!

Mallika Ko MIXER pe kaam karte Dekh k Naukar Bola:

Madam, JUICE Bana Rahi ho kya?

Mallika: NA Re Baba!

Main to Apne Kapde Dho Rahi Hon. 🙂

Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:

Larky ne Larki se pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata hai?

Larki: Nahi Mujhe to BANANA KHANA Aata hai. 🙂

There are 2 words in a person's life
that will open many doors for him..

Push and Pull ! ;->

"HE"
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"He He He He He He He He" =P ;->

In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college! ;->

Pakistanio k karname tum kia jano…

"papPu"

Ye tou catch chorne ki bhi HAT-TRICK karte hain… ;->

PaKi RocKs. . . B-)

Khaansi Ka Elaaj

Balghum Nikaley Bagher Nahi Ho sakta

Balghum Se Nijaat k Liye

Subha Shaam

7 Baar

Khyber

Pukkhtoon Khwaaah

Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah

Bole'n

Balghum Nikla Jaye Ga . . . =P 😉

VHJDHVCJ

Ay "KHUDA" jab bhi tera aasmaan dekhta hoon,

Us me basa ek jahaan dekhta hoon,

Naa jaane kitne hi jahaano ki sair karta hoon,

Khol kar jab tera "QURAN" dekhta hoon…………….