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I m Pagal I m Knjoos I m JOCker I m not Good I m S

August 8th, 2010     Funny SMS

I m Pagal I m Knjoos I m JOCker I m not Good I m Stupid I m Mental I m Idiot Aisa Q Sochty Ho? Tm Jaisy B Ho Mere dost ho.

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Rating: 5.3/10 (3 votes cast)

Pakistan ki muqaddas loadsheding wali garam sarzam

August 8th, 2010     Good Morning SMS

Pakistan ki muqaddas loadsheding wali garam sarzameen par poori raat jaag k paseene mein doobay howe behaal logon ko Subha ka Salam qubool ho.

GooD MorninG…

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Rating: 6.8/10 (18 votes cast)

aoa,h r u?

August 8th, 2010     Islamic SMS

aoa,h r u?

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Rating: 7.2/10 (5 votes cast)

agr tujhse rohte to is kadar rothege

August 7th, 2010     Urdu SMS

agr tujhse rohte to is kadar rothege
Wasi
k teri shahar ki mati bhi mere wajood ko tarasegi.

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is independce day par

August 7th, 2010     Independence SMS

is independce day par
main qaid azam
ki photo graph collect
kar raha hon
plz help me 4 this
ap k ghar main jitnay

5,10,5o,100,1000,5000
k note hain mujhay bhejwa do thanx from waj

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Rating: 6.0/10 (2 votes cast)

Try to make atleast two persons happy in a day…

August 7th, 2010     Good Morning SMS

Try to make atleast two persons happy in a day…
Make sure that 1 of them is
YOURSELF
03446100013

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Rating: 6.5/10 (10 votes cast)

Aaj Raat Ka Dinner

August 6th, 2010     Funny SMS

Aaj Raat Ka Dinner
Humari Taraf Se
Boat Besan Per
At 9'O clock

…Ok . . .

From
"Selani Welfare Trust"
=P ;->
0300 2711 588

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Rating: 5.6/10 (5 votes cast)

Dua Ki Appeal

August 6th, 2010     Funny SMS

Dua Ki Appeal

Ye msg apne frnds ko
4rwrd kare'n
Roz kitne faltu msgs krty
…hyn Plz dn't ignore

Meri Ek Laki Se Baat
Ho Rahi Hy … Dua
Kare'n Wo Set Ho
Jaye . . . =P xD
0300 2711 588

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Rating: 10.0/10 (3 votes cast)

Tiger n Tigress were resting

August 6th, 2010     Funny SMS

Tiger n Tigress were resting
under a tree.
Suddenly
A Deer passed very fast.
Tigress could not make out
…&
Asked,"What was that?"
Tiger smiled & said,
"FAST FOOD"… ;-> =P
0300 2711 588

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A Boy Took A Book

August 6th, 2010     Funny SMS

A Boy Took A Book
From His Shelf To
Study… All The Other
Books Fell On Him &
He Died …

Moral :
Jis Ne Kitaab Ko Uthaya,
Samjho Kitaab Ne Us Ko
Uthaya …
So Be Safe … =P ;->
0300 2711 588

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