Funny SMS

Pathan: Beta 2 Bistar Kyon lagaye?

Son: Ghar pe 2 Guest Aane hain.

Pathan: Kon?

Son: Ami ka bhai or Mera Mamo.

Pathan: Phir 1 or Laga, Mera Sala Bhi Aaraha Hai.

Sardar:

Batao Aisa Kya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye
Or Laathi Bhi Na Tootey?

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Pathan:
Jootay Se Mar Do.

Extreme Height of Positivity:

Pathan Cricket Khail kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Pathan: Century Honay Mai Sirf 99 Runs Baaqi Thay k Out ho Gaya.

Pathan: Yaar Mere Liye Koi Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata.

Friend: Yaar 1 Larki Hai B.Com Ki.

Pathan:

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Yaar Qoam Koi Bhi Ho Bas Parhi Likhi Honi Chahiye.

kia hal hai bachy

teacher 2 sardar: ye batao barish k saath bijli kyun chamakti hei….?
sardar: sir ji iss wastey k pata lag jaye k keri keri jagah sukki reh gai aey……

teacher 2 sardar: ye batao barish k saath bijli kyun chamakti hei….?
sardar: sir ji iss wastey k pata lag jaye k keri keri jagah sukki reh gai aey……

pomi or main

I
like
this
pattern
soooooooo
much…….

Gahray Samundar me doob gya ik jahaz

Ander se awaz i salo mujhy to Bacha lo me ho sms wala fraz.32