Funny SMS

(Ghazal)

ArAy PeN kh0 gAyA WArnA kAsAM sE GhAzAL t0 GAzAb ki thi ChALo NeXT TiME… ;->

2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.

1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,

2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.

Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?

Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.

The m0st wacky definiti0n 0f high heels:
A device invented for sh0rt height w0men,
wh0 were fed up by
c0nstantly being kissed
0n the f0rehead!:-D;-):-P

SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.

He picks it up and

Says 'Hello, How did you know I was Here?'

Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.

What should I do to help her to Get it back?

Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Morning.

Impressive quote..

"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
jaisi hai to aap ko accha rishta nahi mil skta"

SHOAIB MALIK

Hlw

love is fun

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hi me sundus