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kon khata mout aai gai may mar jao ga

May 25th, 2010     Funny SMS

kon khata mout aai gai may mar jao ga
may to driver ho kt mar k nikl jao ga

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The lengthiest sms in the world..

May 25th, 2010     Funny SMS

The lengthiest sms in the world..
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Hasn't been written yet… ;->

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Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?

May 25th, 2010     Funny SMS

Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo…

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Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hon. 🙂

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Han mai wohe hun.

May 25th, 2010     Funny SMS

Han mai wohe hun.
Tmhe mai boht pasand thi.
Tmhe adat hogayi thi meri.
Phir ek waqt aya Jab tumne mujhe uski khatir chor dia.
Tum mujhe uski khatir bhool gaye.
Lekin tumne muje jis ke liye chora, aj usne tumhe chor dia or wo tumse door chal

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Shukar ada kro us KHUDA ka k jisne mujhe dunya me

May 25th, 2010     Funny SMS

Shukar ada kro us KHUDA ka k jisne mujhe dunya me bhejdia..

Warna..

24 ghnte khali mobile Screen ka mo dekhna prta

NASHUKRO…=P;->

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Wo konsa essa saanp hai

May 25th, 2010     Funny SMS

Wo konsa essa saanp hai
jis k kaatne se sath wala insan kush hota hai . . .

Nai pata ?

Bilkul nai ?

Ludo wala SAANP
hahaha 🙂 😀

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What are the most powerful three words other than

May 25th, 2010     Funny SMS

What are the most powerful three words other than i love you?

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"Result aa geya"

Yeh 3 words hanste kheilte insan ka dam nikal sakte hein.;-)

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Cutest proposal –

May 25th, 2010     Funny SMS

Cutest proposal –

A boy rings d door-bell of a girls home.

Nd Asks ,
"Do u belive in Love at first sight
Or
should i come back again.."

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Arrange Marriage Means:

May 25th, 2010     Funny SMS

Arrange Marriage Means:
When We are Walking and Unfortunately Snake Bites.

And Love Marriage Means:
We are going to the Snake and Saying.

"KAAT LE! KAAT LE!" 🙂

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larka izhaar e muhabat karay to larki kay 5 jawab

May 23rd, 2010     Funny SMS

larka izhaar e muhabat karay to larki kay 5 jawab hosaktay hain.1:no.2:yes 3:aap ko dost samjhti hoon,4:i am engagged, 5:i love someone
aur larkay kay 5 jawab ye hogay
1:haan,2:haan,3:haan,5:haaaan
kameeno kuch to standard banao apna
I LOVE B

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