Funny SMS

Bap:Baite sy
Baita zindgi main kbhi chars na pina warna jo agy 2 admi ja rhy hain wo 4 nazar ayn gy
Baita:Abu jan wo to 1 admi hy

AirHostes: Khwatin o Hazrat Is wqt hm 30,000Ft ki bulndi pr ha
1 soya hua sardar jag gya aur bola:B B Rab Tenu Es to V Utay lay jawe Pr teri
mehrbani"ROLA"na pa

Newto's 5th law ki shandar kamyabi k bad "Newton's 6th law": If u move around a tree with the double speed of light, U can kick ur own hips!! %-)

Hi jaani what's up dude

2 Dost Lar Rahe The.

1 Kehta Hay K Tu Chutiya Hay.

Doosra Kehta Hay K Tu Chutiya Hay.

S.H.O Dono Ko Pakar Kar F.I.R Kaat Deta Hai.

Case Court Main Jata Hai.

Judge Kehta:
Saare Gawahon Or Sabooton Ki Roshni May ye sabi

Teacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho?

Student: Ammi abbu larh rahe thay.

Teacher: Woh larh rahe thay to tum kiu late aaye?

Student: Mera aik joota ammi ke pass tha aik abbu ke pass.

Zamendar: Meri itni zamen hai k mai apni car pr niklo to sham tk adhi zamen per pohnchta hun_

sardar:hath milao hmare pas bhi pehle aisi hi purani car thi…

and this

hi how are u , i hope ur fine and doing weeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll

imran