Funny SMS

Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,

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Usay Yaad Aaya

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Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. 🙂

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi ;

5 Phatan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKistaN ko dHika lAga rEhay tHay,

eK adMi nE pOcha kYa kAr rEhay ho ?

PHaTaNoN nE kAha :

Hamare Ustad ne kaha hAi k Pakistan kO le kaR Agy bHaRo . ;-

INTERNET TE KURI PATAI,
INTERNET TE HUI SAGAI,
INTERNET TE DIVORCE HOGAYA,
ISI BAHANE COMPUTER DA COURSE HOGAYA,
KING OF SMS

BOY : SUIT BARA ACHA PEHNA HAY

GIRL :THANKS

BOY :LIPSTICK BOHOT

ACHI LAGAI HAY

GIRL :THANKS

BOY :MAKE UP BOHOT ACHA KIA HAY

GIRL : THANKS "BHAI"

BOY

Teacher to Student:
A.B.C.D sy shuroo hona wala alphabet sy sentence banao.
Student:
A=Apni
B=Beti
C=ka cell
D=num dijiya.

Sahil Ki Geeli Rait Par,

1 Larki Bethi Thi.

Usne Apny Sath Bethe Larkay Se Poocha

Tum Boltay Kyon Nahi?

Wo Palken Jhuka Kar Muskura Diya,

Or.

Rait Per Likha.

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Mere Moon Main Gutka Hai. 🙂

Itna Tou Dhobi Bhi Nahi Dhota

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FARAZ..

Jitna Hussey Ne Pakistan Ko DHO DALA!!

ish Funny SMS
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.