Funny SMS

Maths Magic:
Your mobile number's last digit(Multiply By) 2 Add 5(Multiply By) 50 Add your Age Add 365 Minus 615.
The answer is consists of three digits; 1st number is your mobile's last number and the last two numbers is your age!!!!!

1 Makhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithe.
Doosri Makhi nay KAHA,"WAH!KIYA GHAR MELA HAI TUJHAY"

Pehly Makhi boli;
"NAHE…,abhi to sirf plt kharidahai".

KHUDA se cycle manga,car di
computer manga,laptop dia
hut manga,bangla dia
dost manga,tumhain dia
pata nahi KHUDA nain is baar itna zulm kuon kia………………?

8 Messages received
hi
hello
how r u?
GOD bless u
best wishes 4 u
good luck
sweet dreams
hav a nice day!
ab na kehna k SMS nahi kia!!!!

YU HI CHALTE RAHE IN AJNABI RAASTON PE
JIN PE MANZIL KA KOI NASHAN NA THA
KARTE RAHE INTZAAR UN KA
JIN K AANE KA KOI AMKAAN NA THA
RAHI DIL MAIN PHIR B EK UMEED
JIS K PURE HONE KA KOI SAMAN NA THA

Hus: Suit bohat acha pehna huwa hai;
Wife: Thank You
Hus: Lip Stick bhi Achi Lagai hui hai;
Wife: Thank You G,
Hus: Make-up bhi acha kia hua hai;
Wife: Thank Y G,
Hus: Lekin khoob surat phir bhi nahin lag rahi ho.

Shayad barish hone se pehle aasman neela na ho,
Shayad aandhi ana se pehle mosam peela na ho,
Magar yeh to ho hi nahi sakta k tum so kar utho or bister geela na ho.

Momino!
Aakhrat Kareeb ha,Aap sub se request ha k apna mobile mein save jokes ,pictures, girl friend k number,
DELETE
Karna se pehle mujhe forward kar dain.
JIZAKALLAH.

Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi,
Aap k siwa koi yaad aata nahi,
hasrat ha aap ko roz dekhne ki,
Per wo kambakht
"MADARI"
aap ko roz lata nahi.

kahn: Hamara bivi hum ko chor k chala gaya.
Friend: Tum us k khayal nahi rakhta ho ga.
Khan: O nahi oye! kasam se saga bahan ki tarha pyar karta tha.