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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Teacher: Which is important 2 us SUN or MOON?

April 28th, 2007     Funny SMS

Teacher: Which is important 2 us SUN or MOON?
Sardar: MOON because it gives us light at night when we need but SUN gives us light only in day time when we donot need.

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Kisi bi Film ka NAM sochain & uske agay "

April 28th, 2007     Funny SMS

Kisi bi Film ka NAM sochain & uske agay "Gandi G ki Dhoti Main" Laga Dain, Phir Dekhain e.g; Halchul-Gandi G ki Dhoti main, Main HooNa Gandi G ki Dhoti Main, Dilwale Dulhaniya le jainge-Gandi G ki Dhoti Main, Muna Bahi-Gandi G ki Dhoti Main,

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Bhagwan sab say zaida kab khush hotay hain?

April 28th, 2007     Funny SMS

Bhagwan sab say zaida kab khush hotay hain?
Jab Film main koi larki kehti ha, Plz mujay Bhagwan kliye chor doo….

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Did you hear about the new French tank?

April 26th, 2007     Funny SMS

Did you hear about the new French tank?
Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foreward incase the enemy attacks from behind.

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Jub mai paida hoi shetan bola shit Yar!!aik or fri

April 25th, 2007     Funny SMS

Jub mai paida hoi shetan bola shit Yar!!aik or frishta paida ho giya,or jub tum paida hoe tu shetan bola WAW!!ab tu compitision ho ga.

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1 larka tha diwana Ca,mobile le kr phirta tha,nzre

April 25th, 2007     Funny SMS

1 larka tha diwana Ca,mobile le kr phirta tha,nzren joka k,mobile me kuch dekha krta thi,jab b milta thi muj se, Bas yehi pocha krta tha,Ye on kesay hota hai?

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Rating: 8.0/10 (1 vote cast)

Aj aap ko BACHPAAN YAAD DILAON

April 24th, 2007     Funny SMS

Aj aap ko BACHPAAN YAAD DILAON

Alay alay!

Ooeii!
Kaka!

Mela Pala
baccha!

Sweetooo!

Paalo!

Shonoo!

Mmmuaaahhh!

Ohh! Yeeh kya

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Rating: 10.0/10 (3 votes cast)

dunya main ik dil hy

April 24th, 2007     Funny SMS

dunya main ik dil hy
jo hr pal
hr gari
har wakt
har subha
har sham
har rat
har lamha
sirf aur sirf ap k liay dharakta hy
aur wo dil hy

aap ka apna stupid

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papu apny dost sai..yar tainu pata wai k maj da do

April 24th, 2007     Funny SMS

papu apny dost sai..yar tainu pata wai k maj da dodh peen nal dimag taiz hunda wai banda wise hunda wai..papu tainu kiny kiaa??dost…meri miss naii…papu oo nai yar teri miss gaap mardi wai..jaii aaiih gall hundi tai apna KATTAA scientits na lagya hunda

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Rating: 8.5/10 (2 votes cast)

Looks may capture the eyes, but it's the pers

April 24th, 2007     Funny SMS

Looks may capture the eyes, but it's the personality that captures the heart. So always Go 4 personality. Thank U for capturing me in ur eyes & heart 😉

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