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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Although u r far away from me,i can still c u from

April 28th, 2007     Funny SMS

Although u r far away from me,i can still c u from 3 different chanells.
1.Cartoon Network
2.Animal Planet
3.National Geographic
ha ha ha ha……

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I only drink to make my wife look prettier.

April 28th, 2007     Funny SMS

I only drink to make my wife look prettier.

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When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God

April 28th, 2007     Funny SMS

When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way… so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

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Hawa mai bindas urrh raha tha Ghalib..Hawa mai bai

April 28th, 2007     Funny SMS

Hawa mai bindas urrh raha tha Ghalib..Hawa mai baitab urrh raha tha GHalib…Hawa mai azaad urrh raha tha Ghalib….Phir…Phir kya..
Rukk gaye hawa or gir gaya Ghalib..

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Girl:is dress ki kya price hai?

April 28th, 2007     Funny SMS

Girl:is dress ki kya price hai?
Shopkeeper:Sirf 5 KISS.
Girl:or us dress ke?
SHopkeeper:SIrf 10 KISS
Girl:ok dono dress pack kar doo bill daddy dain gay..

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Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette mi

April 28th, 2007     Funny SMS

Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

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If ur world is spinning Round and Round..And ur he

April 28th, 2007     Funny SMS

If ur world is spinning Round and Round..And ur heart is beating v fast…!Do u think its Love??Na munna Na its High BP..

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Life is difficult fu of trials,Pain n sorrow.But i

April 28th, 2007     Funny SMS

Life is difficult fu of trials,Pain n sorrow.But if u fall down.Just stand up stright.Be confident n ask;"ABBAY DHAKKA KIS NAI MARRA"

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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught wat

April 28th, 2007     Funny SMS

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv, another playing football and the third one was caught reading this text.

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BAA Adab

April 28th, 2007     Funny SMS

BAA Adab
BAA MulaizaHoshiyar

Pagalon K Maha-raj

Bewaqufon k Sartaj

Noor-e-Chasham

Dewan-e-Paglistan

SMS

Parh K KHUSH Ho Rahay Haaiiinn!

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