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Bap:Baite sy
March 25th, 2010 
Bap:Baite sy
Baita zindgi main kbhi chars na pina warna jo agy 2 admi ja rhy hain wo 4 nazar ayn gy
Baita:Abu jan wo to 1 admi hy 😀
AirHostes: Khwatin o Hazrat Is wqt hm 30,000Ft ki
AirHostes: Khwatin o Hazrat Is wqt hm 30,000Ft ki bulndi pr ha
1 soya hua sardar jag gya aur bola:B B Rab Tenu Es to V Utay lay jawe Pr teri
mehrbani"ROLA"na pa
Newto's 5th law ki shandar kamyabi k bad &qu
Newto's 5th law ki shandar kamyabi k bad "Newton's 6th law": If u move around a tree with the double speed of light, U can kick ur own hips!! %-)
2 Dost Lar Rahe The.
2 Dost Lar Rahe The.
1 Kehta Hay K Tu Chutiya Hay.
Doosra Kehta Hay K Tu Chutiya Hay.
S.H.O Dono Ko Pakar Kar F.I.R Kaat Deta Hai.
Case Court Main Jata Hai.
Judge Kehta:
Saare Gawahon Or Sabooton Ki Roshni May ye sabi
Teacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho?
Teacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho?
Student: Ammi abbu larh rahe thay.
Teacher: Woh larh rahe thay to tum kiu late aaye?
Student: Mera aik joota ammi ke pass tha aik abbu ke pass.
Zamendar: Meri itni zamen hai k mai apni car pr ni
Zamendar: Meri itni zamen hai k mai apni car pr niklo to sham tk adhi zamen per pohnchta hun_
sardar:hath milao hmare pas bhi pehle aisi hi purani car thi…