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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Three Things i

February 16th, 2010     Funny SMS

Three Things i
LIKE about YOU
1.

2.

3.

Arey Yaar kuchh to acha kiya hota zindagi mein

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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

February 16th, 2010     Funny SMS

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Sardar thought "LOL" mean

February 16th, 2010     Funny SMS

Sardar thought "LOL" mean
"lots of love".

So 1 Day His Friend's Mother Died
he Sent it in da Following txt
''Sory 2 Hear About da Death of Your M0ther LOL'':-D

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Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

February 16th, 2010     Funny SMS

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya…Bad news for you!
😀

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Red ROSE

February 16th, 2010     Funny SMS

Red ROSE
pyar k liye

Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye

White ROSE
Shanti k liye

AUR

Aapke liye?

NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye

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Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..

February 16th, 2010     Funny SMS

Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye

Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother's DAY.

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February 15th, 2010     Funny SMS

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se

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u r 88%

February 14th, 2010     Funny SMS

u r 88%
beautiful 94%
intellegent 56%
nice 67%
charming 38%
glamorour 77%
Totle 88+94+56+67+38+77=420
oh my God tum to pory 420 ho

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hjhgtfrtgf hgfhgv uy kk

February 14th, 2010     Funny SMS

hjhgtfrtgf hgfhgv uy kk

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Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread (Dhaga) Daant Se Kyon Kaa

February 13th, 2010     Funny SMS

Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread (Dhaga) Daant Se Kyon Kaata?

Guess?

?
Afridi Ne Ye Prove Kar Diya K.
Pakistan Main MOCHI(Cobbler) Ka Kaam Sirf Pathan Kar Sakta Hai. :-

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