Funny SMS

Sardar: Apna beemar baap sa
Bapu: Tere marna ka baad tujha dafnaya jaya ya jalaya jaya.
Sardar: Beta mujhsa na pooch mujha surprise dena.

pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"

bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->

"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time…

Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:

"kitna pyara bacha hai"?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola

"Aur hai b Bilkul taaza" ;->

Pandit1-Ur Son Is Poor In Studies

Pandit2-Why?

Pandit1-My Son Failed After Copying Ur Sons Paper

Door Se Dekha To
'Sher' Tha

To
To

Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !

A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesn't PEE
On His Hand … ;->

Things To Remember
In Life …

"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"

And

"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->

Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga

O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega … ;->

Akeli Ja Rahi Thi Zndagi
In Mushkil Raaho'n Pr

HAIRAN
PARESHAN
UDAAS
THAKI Hui
Phir
Ek Morr Pr Aap Mily
Aur Bachi Hui Zndagi

Ki b WAAAT Laga Di ;->