Funny SMS

If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most
I Would Sit Next 2 U
Put My Arms Around U
&
Say Proudly
I Love Animals
Especially Dis Monkey

When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Cant Bend

&

Then Grandpa Paints Them 4 Her In spite Of His Backache …

If U're Not Using Your Smile

U're Like Man With A

Million Dollars In the Bank

And

No

Check Book

Plz Ignore Mat Kerna. 0300-2711588

Ye No:100 Khobsurt Or Cute Girls Ko Send Kero

Inshallah Apko 10 Din K Andar 1 Achi

Or

Khobsurt Bhabhi Milay Gi Pakka.

Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj 60 Saal Baad Mere Mulk Main Kya
Kuch Ban Gaya …
Tere Mulk Main Kia Bana … ???

Quaid-e-Azam: Biscuits Badal Gaye Bistiks Ban Gaye …

Larki [Memon Larke Se] Aaj Mujhe Kisi Bhat Hii Expensive Jaga Ghuma Lao ….

Memon Us Ko Petrol Pump Ghuma K Le Aaya … ;->

Boy: U R Sunshine Of My Life.With Out U Life Is A Dreamy Cloud. U R In My Heart Like The Windy Cloud In The Sky

Girl: Is This A Proposal Or A Weather Report?

Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.

Husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You… ;->

Main Niyat Karta Houn ..! K Ajj Say Hr Larki Ko Maa Samjhoun Ga…!
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Apnay Honay Wale Bachoun Ki |'!'|

Phatan:
Yara Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Kel Chahye Computer K Lye.
Sales Man:
Magr Computer M In Ka Kya Kaam.
Phatan:
Oye Yara Mujhe Computer Me Window Lagani Hay . :->