Funny SMS

Bunty: Kya Tumhe SUNNY DEOL Ka No Pata Hai?

Vicky: Nahi Pata Q Kya Hua?

Banty: Bus Vo Ghar K Bhar Handpump Hai Use Ukhadna Hai….:)

Teacher: Dunia mein sabh sa halki cheez kon si hai.
Student: Sir Lulli
Teacher: Woh kaisa
Student:Jo cheez sochna sa pehla he uth jaya us sa halki cheez aur kia hogi.

Dil da waja baga k dejh
Balqees kantee dia

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

ewton's law of Romance:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed.
It can only be changed from one girl friend to another.
The boy will remain constant

Faraz teri yaad her pal stati thi,

Wah Wah

Faraz teri yaad her pal stati thi,

Aik billi moti tazi thi jo mazay se ding dong khati thi

Mareez: Dostor sahab mai aisa kya karon k meri umar lambi ho jaye

Doctor: Shadi kar lo….

Mareez: Shadi karne se meri umar lambi ho jayegi

Doctor: Nahi lambi umar ka shouq khatam ho jayega

Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?

Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi

pathan with female anchor? baat samajh nahi aaayeee …
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– so.. you say you are you and you will be you and no body can take you away from you – NonSense

Cnfidence of Malika Sharawat:
Darzi k pas gai aur aik romal nikal kar boli kapray C do
Confidence of darzi:
Baji kapra bachay tou kia karna hai